Trump claims he has Hurricane Isaias 'under control' despite over 600,000 left without power

[u/TheMirrorUS]

https://www.themirror.com/news/us-news/hurricane-isaias-power-outage-trump-2062696

[u/WearyInvite6526]

Name a more iconic duo than figureheads of toxic masculinity and deluding themselves into thinking they can go toe to toe with nature without repurcussions

[u/Lukescale → u/WearyInvite6526]

"It was the fake news ocean, everyone knows our, Great Military, killed the ocean, at Pete's Command, with my approval, the ocean was bombed into the ground, never seen anything like it, a fisherman, tears in his eyes, told me 'Thank you Mister President, the fish are all dead' and then I shot him, because he -you know no one knows this, but fish got a fishy smell, and he just had to be near my Kid Touching Suit and I can't have him ruining the experience for the kids, so we are going to Nuke San Diego, permanently ending the fish threat."

[u/zoppaTheDim → u/[deleted]]

It’s that gulf of Mexico sneaking over the border with those high tides..,

[u/Comrade-Conquistador → u/WearyInvite6526]

Shit, considering how often Ancient Rome got caught in a massive storm in the naval theater of the Punic Wars, this trope is older than the Common Era.

[u/NorthernLoraxx → u/Comrade-Conquistador]

Unbelievable ball knowledge

[u/yourdoglikesmebetter]

Helene was in ‘24 and there are still bridges out. Acquiring federal funding for the rebuilding effort has been like pulling teeth.

I wouldn’t hold my breath waiting for help from this guy, Florida.

[u/FastActinTenactin → u/yourdoglikesmebetter]

Yep. We still haven’t fully recovered from Helene over two years out from the storm.

[u/elivoncoder → u/yourdoglikesmebetter]

help hinges on their vote.

[u/yourdoglikesmebetter → u/elivoncoder]

That’s certainly the sales pitch.

Anyone who believes it… well… I’ve got some bridges to sell them in Appalachia

[u/a_cat_named_harvey]

Didn’t this dude gut FEMA?

[u/koolmagicguy → u/a_cat_named_harvey]

Yes. That’s why he’s downplaying it. He’ll say the damage is tiny and not do anything to help anyone

[u/Inspect1234]

Someone is about to put the crayons down and bring out his big-boy sharpie.

[u/terenscendent]

all he does is lie. sad thing is his supporters believe him 100%, right until the leopard eats their face

[u/Simpleximo]

Fake news. Hurricane didn’t happen. It was a little rain storm cause by wind mills making too much wind.

[u/micahisnotmyname]

Maybe he’s got a team busy redacting all the damage.

[u/Amitmandal001]

Did he pass an executive order on it? Or put sanctions on it?

/s

[u/Plusaziz]

His words are meaningless. Carry no weight

[u/Accomplished_Ad5811]

No! You're lying! You're lying! What makes you lie!?

[u/Betelgeuse96]

lol I'm just imagining him sending the National Guard out there to block the hurricane. "Don't worry, we'll have this hurricane under control."

[u/rosebudthesled8 → u/Betelgeuse96]

The Hurricaine is eating the Dogs and Cats, there is rampant leftist communist crime happening in the Hurricaine so we are sending the National Guard without food or equipment to control the Hurricaine. They will push it back into the ocean and then run a train on my diapered bottom.

[u/redheadMInerd2]

Just like the port of Hormuz. SMH

[u/SeaEmployee787]

"Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job"

[u/Latter-Possibility]

Why do any actual work when you can just claimed that you did! This is Trump 4D chest.

[u/reallybigshark]

He’s gonna turn Florida blue too, isn’t he?

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[u/Splenda]

He's at it with that Sharpie again, isn't he?

[u/Cheeseburger23]

Nuke the hurricane

[u/ButterscotchSmooth60]

"We're gonna nuke a hurricane" -Trump

[u/billthedog0082]

The lack of electrical power is part of the control.

[u/Beneficial-Care8504]

He’s got the paper towels ready.

[u/fungi_at_parties]

Oh did he nuke it?

[u/hennabeak]

He had covid under control, has war and the strait under control, and now a hurricane.

[u/BellMission7915]

Nuke that lil bitch of a hurricane

[u/Ancient-Bicycle-2122]

Idiot

[u/Usual-Language-745]

YOU DONT CONTROL THE WEATHER YOU FUCKING HALFWIT 

[u/StopLookListenNow]

tRump has the most power Sharpie in the universe.

[u/MourningRIF]

The hurricane is under control? So Trump admits sending hurricanes at the US? (Yes, it's a stupid comment, but they convinced morons that Biden was controlling the weather...)

[u/LoquaciousLemonade]

As always, "under control" to Dipshit Donny means "not affecting me, not my problem".

[u/spbaseball]

So he controls the weather????

[u/Zymergy71]

Has the “black sharpie” made an appearance?

[u/thursday712]

Well, in all fairness, the hurricane hit last night.

[u/Argantyr313 → u/thursday712]

There’s no fairness. It’s not under control. It’s weather. More appropriately “We are taking action, updates as we receive them.”
How the fuck hard is it to tell the truth???

[u/thursday712 → u/Argantyr313]

There’s no fairness. It’s not under control. It’s weather. More appropriately “We are taking action, updates as we receive them.”
How the fuck hard is it to tell the truth???

Lol, Jesus, dude... are you panicking on their behalf?

[u/Eye_foran_Eye]

He's going to sharpie it somewhere else.