r/ExpectationVsReality • u/pinksapphiredream • 4d ago

cake-spectation - Positive! Armadillo Grooms Cake

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Inspired by Steel Magnolias and absolutely blown away by the cake!

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u/elkoubi 4d ago

Nah, it's "Here! Hit this! Hit Ouiser!"

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u/SaavikSaid 4d ago

Are you high??

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u/TooFakeToFunction 3d ago

Hit her M'Lynn! Half a chinquapin county would give their right arm to take a whack at ouiser! We could sell t-shirts! "I slapped ouiser Boudreaux"

I actually do have a shirt that says that, it's one of my favs 😂

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u/ivylass 3d ago

I'd rather have 30 minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.

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u/SaavikSaid 2d ago

Anybody get the feeling the hubby wanted that baby? I mean, she says, “I think it will help things a lot.” They were fighting over this baby issue and she gave in.

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u/ivylass 1d ago

At one point she says Jackson likes to hunt. Hunt for anything. To me it implies he's cheating on her. Before they got married he told her they could adopt or even buy babies. So Shelby is the one wanting to give him a baby.

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u/SaavikSaid 1d ago

That makes sense too! But lots of men will say that and then admit they wanted their own baby after all.

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u/ivylass 1d ago

Shelby was going to call off the wedding. Jackson snuck into her room while she was taking a bath and convinced her to go through with it. They got into a big fight before the wedding because she didn't want to marry him if she couldn't give him children. Now, if I was Jackson and truly loved my wife, I would have gotten snipped ASAP so as not to risk her life.