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u/Grimey_Hole Mr. House Jul 16 '26
He died doing what he loved
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u/Fishiesideways10 NCR Jul 16 '26
I think you can only do this forbidden love once. Metal fan blades churning that man meat up is crazy work.
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u/wacko4rmwaco Jul 17 '26
Chopping that meat!
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u/Fishiesideways10 NCR Jul 17 '26
I don’t know if it would chop or mash it. I guess maybe determining the speed at which it is set to.
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u/kemosabe19 Jul 16 '26
When you are facing nuclear destruction, it's the time to start experimenting.
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u/wkdkngwkr Jul 16 '26
I feel like it needs to say "instructions unclear....."
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u/onyx_ic Jul 16 '26
Beat me to it.
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u/Zodiak4371 Jul 16 '26
Beat meat to it*
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u/ArchonFett Enclave Jul 16 '26
Butcher Pete?
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u/haxKingdom Jul 17 '26
That is the song but I never really liked it because it was getting too abstract in replacing sex with violence for a thin explanation about cheating
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u/Strange_Dingo1987 Jul 16 '26
Instructions unclear..... You know the rest
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u/wkdkngwkr Jul 16 '26
Damn, just barely r/beatmetoit
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u/The_Granny_banger Jul 16 '26
Totally thought that said beat meat to it
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u/Strange_Dingo1987 Jul 16 '26
I didn't spit my water out when i read that, but it's only because i wasn't drinking any at that time lol
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u/Wheredoesthetoastgo2 Didn't! Got killed! Jul 16 '26
He got the swamp
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u/soberriggs Jul 17 '26
I didn’t know Derrick Lewis got a cameo in fallout.
And if you understood that reference, I’ll see you in the nursing home.
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u/KasElGatto Jul 16 '26
What No Nut November ends up doing to a guy.
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u/xIllustrious_Passion Jul 16 '26
But the bombs fell in October…
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u/misterbigbabyboy Jul 16 '26
Well, he could've died from the bombs. He'd be a No Nut November expert
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u/Snazzle-Frazzle Gary? Jul 16 '26
Do you think his death was before the bombs by coincidence or do you think this is how he wanted to go out as he saw the mushroom clouds rising?
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u/Lagoo157 Jul 16 '26
I like to think he did it before the bombs dropped, and then when they dropped he thought “oh thank god no one will see this”
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u/TeranceHood Jul 17 '26
A more plausible explanation is that he was on mushrooms when this happened.
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u/WorriedBid1131 Jul 16 '26
Sure it’s a dude? Coulda been a child of atom wench cooling off after a fuel rod meltdown.
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u/Oldtomsawyer1 Jul 16 '26
Everyone assumes dudes are the only ones doing weird stuff with their bits. Could’ve very well been reworking an unbalanced or heavy vibrating fan for a DIY hysteria cure.
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u/DefiantSavage Jul 16 '26
Pretty sure the "bits" are indistinguishable at this point, male or female 😬
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u/goblinite2 Jul 16 '26
He misunderstood Only Fans.
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u/Lyranel Jul 16 '26
So many things had to align over the course of human civilization to make this work. Truly, we live in a time of wonders
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u/SneakAtchoo Jul 16 '26
Someone did this to him...
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u/Lagoo157 Jul 16 '26
There’s actually another corpse in this room whose head is trapped under a carpet cleaner, so I think it’s implied that the appliances came alive and did this themselves. That, or a very creative sadist
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u/Radiant-Two-7978 Jul 16 '26
The doctors worked on him for hours but in the end they couldn’t even get the smile off his face.
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u/Ninjawaffles99 Jul 16 '26
"Instructions unclear dick caught in ceiling fan" ancient scripture of holy texts of Tumblr
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u/TheBlackAurora Children of Atom Jul 16 '26
Couldn't find his vacuum, and plan B didn't work as planned
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u/SpaceCoffeeDragon Jul 17 '26
... we don't ask what experiments they were running in this Vault. If you don't want to take a hit to your sanity then niether will you.
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u/FrohenLeid Jul 16 '26
He wanked to much, so his crotch got hot.
He tried to cool it down but the fan fell on his crotch.
He was gonna get help but post nut clarity hit.
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u/jordansucker21 Jul 16 '26 edited Jul 16 '26
He made James Randal proud by sticking his dick in a blender.
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u/LordsWF40 Jul 16 '26
Was about to die....figured the blades just barely edging the tip of his dick felt good....and well here we are!
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u/Qartadastim Jul 16 '26
Ive never seen this in the game. Please drop the location for research purposes.
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u/PrincessDeMissouri Jul 16 '26
If you cant figure it out youre too young for me to explain it to you
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u/Sir_Galahadz Minutemen Jul 16 '26
He took No Nuts November too serious
Peak environmental storytelling indeed
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u/Agitated-News740 Jul 16 '26
Wtf where is this?
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u/Lagoo157 Jul 16 '26
I’ll copy/paste my reply to another comment:
Spoilers for Broken Steel! From the Fallout fandom wiki: “If the Lone Wanderer chooses to destroy the Citadel in Who Dares Wins, they will find a door leading to the armory within the crater and one on the far side of the circular path around the crater. This section is not to be confused with the regular armory located in the laboratory.” I’m playing Tale of Two Wastelands, which allows access to this room after Who Dares Win, even if you don’t destroy the Citadel. In TTW, it is accessed in the courtyard up some metal stairs
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u/aspect-of-the-badger Jul 16 '26
Those fans probably vibrate quite hard when turned up all the way and who says that isn't a girl.
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u/Ok_Necessary2991 Jul 16 '26
Get spilled coffee on his pants and trying to dry them off, duh.
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u/jonny_sidebar Jul 16 '26
If I had to guess, this is probably a reference to Leprechaun 2 (maybe 3), where the leprechaun makes a fan appear as a hot naked lady to a guy, who then, um, gets familiar with the fan and chops himself to bits.
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u/Liberator86 Jul 17 '26
He thought blow jobs was literally the wind blowing on you, so he tried it and dropped the fan and died from bleeding out after the blades cutting off his member.
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u/theblasterkid Jul 17 '26
Wait...what? This is crazy actually. Some shit that Whang covers on his YouTube channel. 😂
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u/_Addi-the-Hun_ Jul 16 '26
Its clear he was hot, and lost control of the fan, and then died of blood loss. And then nukes hit before he was discovered
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u/OpeningCookie1358 Jul 16 '26
After the bombs fell out of the sky, the chaffing was unbearable. He died trying to get relief in those high friction areas.
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u/Gamera85 Jul 16 '26
It's kinda self-explanatory. The bombs hit, the fan fell on his junk and he died in excruciating pain.
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u/Ok-Elderberry7961 Jul 16 '26
Only fans