r/Fauxmoi • u/[deleted] • Mar 07 '26
APPROVED B-LISTERS Timothée Chalamet's private chef reveals he makes him three breakfasts on set and the actor will eat one and discard the rest
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u/Heyguysitsmenichole the insane and boundlessly inappropriate adult I festered into Mar 07 '26 edited Mar 07 '26
As a day-one hater, I find this shitstorm to be particularly delectable — Unlike Timmy with breakfasts 2 & 3.
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u/HopefulTangerine5913 Mar 07 '26
Love this for you. That’s how I felt when everyone finally started seeing Drake for what he is
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u/BipsnBoops Mar 07 '26
I have never liked him, neither his acting nor the volume of acclaim he gets for mediocre performances. Learning he’s a tit makes sense and really just affirms that he sucks.
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u/morkfjellet Mar 07 '26
Yeah, I have never cared about him outside of movies, but it always annoyed me how much praise he has gotten in the past for the most average performances ever. If the internet turning against him because of his dumb ballet and opera comments is what it takes for people to finally stop glazing his average performances then I’m all for it!
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u/triscuit_buscuit Vanilla Ice just fell to his knees in a Wal-Mart Mar 07 '26
Lmao same, this is cathartic
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u/SnacksEnthusiast Mar 07 '26
Couldn’t agree more. I’ve NEVER understood the hype.
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u/otter_759 Mar 07 '26
I can’t believe more people didn’t pick up on the fact that he is not the guy his PR folks would like them to believe he is when he started dating Kylie Jenner…
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u/TrackWorldly9446 Mar 07 '26
Same!! I hated the soft boy scam. Classic mistake of confusing a character with an actor. He always gave off douchey vibes to me
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u/stars_are_aligned wearing slutty little glasses Mar 07 '26
lmao same. I love when my hate is justified.
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u/ShipComprehensive543 Mar 07 '26
He is such a douche.
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u/Confident_Try_208 Mar 07 '26
And people were shocked he was dating Kylie without realizing they are cut from the same cloth.
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u/Lacabloodclot9 Mar 07 '26
The melt down on Twitter from his fans because they thought he was some deep intellectual from a few roles he did
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u/Traditional_Bug_2046 Mar 07 '26
As someone who once experienced a lot of art school fuck boys, he always seemed like an art school fuck boy so none of this has been surprising to me
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u/unnecessarydrama92 Mar 07 '26
Same & the privilege to do art education and art as a career can breed some reeeeeeeally self aggrandized pieces of shit who do a great job of performing at sensitivity and feminism. At the end of the day they’re still just … men.
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u/Dame38 Mar 07 '26
He got advice from DiCapreo about not doing sequels or dating anyone over 25. I assume he's the waterboy for The Wolf Pack.
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u/Confident_Try_208 Mar 07 '26
Right, as if their worlds would never clash and he wouldn't be interested even if they did.
Twitter expected nothing less than some version of a 2010’s Alexa Chung to be his girlfriend.
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u/Dame38 Mar 07 '26
Hitchcock claimed that all actors are just cattle. And yet people continue to believe.
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u/charlieyeswecan i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Mar 07 '26
Sad, about these turn of events. I probably stopped liking him around the time he started dating the weirdo richie rich girl.
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u/Decent-Department60 The U.S. Department of Justice replies to Pop Base Mar 07 '26 edited Mar 07 '26
The shit coming out about him makes me glad I never understood the hype haha. Great actor, but I never got the fangirling for his IRL personality. Has always seemed quite douchey
ETA: ok ok great actor is a stretch. I realized I’ve only watched him in Call Me By Your Name, which vs Armie Hammer I guess sets a low bar, and Lady Bird, where he just played a pretentious douche.
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u/striker3955 Mar 07 '26
He's sooooo pretentious. The only role that truly surprised and impressed me was Bob Dylan and that he played all the music live.
His sister Pauline was really funny in The Sex Lives of College Girls though.
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u/justdothedamnthang Mar 07 '26
and mindy kahling said in particular that Pauline was so prepared and professional on set. so it’s not genetic!
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u/striker3955 Mar 07 '26
Also Pauline studied dance for years in France and at the American School of Ballet, performed on Broadway at age 10, and then a biking accident when she was 18 destroyed her chances at her dream of being a ballerina.
Her brother should absolutely know better with all that ballerinas pour into their work. This man needs to watch Bunheads.
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u/vince_vanGoNe Mar 07 '26
And yet co-stars have described (allegedly) her as “so fucking annoying”
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u/moderndaydrew both alike in dignity (derogatory) Mar 07 '26
I hear she could poison poison
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u/Super_Interview_2189 Mar 07 '26
I even thought he was good as Willy Wonka. Better than Johnny Depp at least and a good homage to Gene Wilder.
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u/R0b1nFeather Forgive me Viola Davis Mar 07 '26
Great actor
But is he though? I watched a video recently (found off of this very subreddit) pointing out how he isn't really acting all that much, it's just hard to see. I fell for it for a while too, but in retrospect he's just an okay actor who is in a lot of good movies.
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u/lobonmc Mar 07 '26
I've only seen him in dune and little women neither of which left me a strong impression of him especially dune
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u/0ttoChriek Mar 07 '26
He's a blank slate in Dune. Until he's asked to show Paul's moral fall, which I don't think he does at all well.
That movie works just as well with almost anyone else playing Paul.
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u/fakevegansunite Mar 07 '26
i don’t even care for him either but i don’t think you can make this statement that he doesn’t show paul‘s moral fall well when we haven’t seen messiah yet, which is where i think the biggest challenge for him with these movies so far will lie. messiah will really hinge on his ability to pull this off
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u/turandokht Mar 07 '26
I think the issue is a lot of his fans don’t really see him as who he is but as who he’s played in movies
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u/werdnurd Mar 07 '26
I read a piece that described him as a twerp, and I thought “bingo, that’s the word.”
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u/locktamusprime Mar 07 '26
Is great actor really a stretch? Put aside your bias, he's been nominated for the academy award for best actor 3 times before the age of 30. There isn't that many other people to achieve this.
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u/hbic It’s okay, Dune did well Mar 07 '26
You’re right that his CMBYN performance is amazing you don’t have to change your opinion for these people
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u/Primary-Progress-393 Mar 07 '26
He looks like he should be lying in bed with tuberculosis asking Papa if he'll se Grandmama in heaven.
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u/DistractionCitron Mar 07 '26
Zendaya said that Timothee is the only person she's known that eats less than her lol
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u/Bunsandbeans1213 Mar 07 '26
You just described my ex-husband, whose main source of nutrients comes from espresso and ice cream mixed together.
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u/_Hocus-Focus_ Mar 07 '26
The more I hear about this guy the more I realize he’s a little bitch
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u/MisterGoog i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Mar 07 '26
I didn’t get the abject hate that he got because it felt like there just wasn’t anything behind it, before I guess Marty supreme and having a sex pest involved with that.
But this past week has really really really made me dislike him. I am confident that there’s no amount of money that would make me do something like this.
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u/Jsaltal Mar 07 '26
Anyone willingly assoicating with the kardashians/jenners gets side eye from me
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u/Riqitch it’s called talent, sweaty💅 Mar 07 '26
Lil Timmy Tim's Oscar campaign be like
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u/North_Front12 Mar 07 '26
Michael B Jordan defended Jonathan Majors after Majors was convicted of abuse. You think that's acceptable? You'd root for someone like that?
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u/BannedPoet248 Mar 07 '26
The sad thing is though, his team probably paid the Oscars and he's gonna win it anyway. Its why he's so arrogant rn.
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u/North_Front12 Mar 07 '26
Yeah, now everyone's rooting for Michael B Jordan, who only defended abuser Jonathon Majors and said he wanted to work with him again. But who cares about that right?
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u/Simonecv I look forward to your first novel Mar 07 '26
Just vote for Wagner Moura, everyone!
He has no skeletons in his closet and is a nice guy
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u/taytrapDerehw Mar 07 '26
Chalamet worked with Woody Allen, and only due to backlash did he express regret and performatively announce he'd be donating his earnings from the film. If we're going to be splitting moral hairs, all of them are problematic, and will each get their day in the backlash sun one way or the other.
It's Timmy's turn now, let his haters bask in peace. When/if MBJ's turn comes, we'll let you bask. Cheers.
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u/Givingtree310 Mar 07 '26
Could be worse. Imagine if he were among the hundred Hollywood celebs who supported Polanski.
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u/AllegedlyLiterate Mar 07 '26
I'm assuming all this is someone else's oscar campaign tbh, which honestly makes it a bit less fun. I love dunking on celebrities but I hate being a tool for someone's weird beef. Like however dunk-worthy Chalamet is, anyone stirring drama as part of an awards campaign is even more dunk-worthy
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u/Major_Ad138 Mar 07 '26
I’ve heard he’s a diva and nightmare from people who’ve worked with him and that was over 4 years ago. He plays the Hollywood game of politics well. I really just thought the diva rumors were rumors or maybe someone had a bad experience. But that breakfast bit? Yeah… that is some diva asshole stuff right there.
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u/the_therapycat Mar 07 '26
You got some tea to spill?
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u/Thexer0 Mar 07 '26
I read on here not too long ago that he yelled at someone on the set of the Bob Dylan movie because they were using their phone to take pictures of the 2024 eclipse. Apparently he was pissed about seeing an anachronism on the set of his period piece. It was just a reddit comment so who knows how true it is but the dude does seem like a guy that thinks acting is the best thing anyone could possibly contribute to society.
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u/woke_pug Mar 07 '26
I know someone else who worked with him on that film and said he was a bit paranoid about paparazzi, but otherwise a perfectly fine and nice person. Not like a saint that'd give an unhoused person the shirt off his back, but definitely not a monster. So idk 🤷♀️.
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u/Alavaster Mar 07 '26
This was my thought as well. It takes me like 20 seconds to think of several ways this could be blown out of proportion or misinterpreted based on the limited quotes
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u/emoooooa ✨ lee pace is 6’5” ✨ Mar 07 '26
Yeah I think this is being overblown in tandem with the other recent posts. But alas, it's apparently more engaging to throw shade.
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u/bloodyturtle Mar 07 '26
Where in the article does it actually say any food is being wasted? He’s offering to share it with other people.
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u/Longjumping_Cold1089 Mar 07 '26
If he never eats those two things, then he should tell the chef not to make them? And so should the pro athletes. The wealthy cause so much waste it’s insane.
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u/_cornflake and you did it at my birthday dinner Mar 07 '26
This is bonkers… why didn’t they just not make the salad and the fruit? What a waste.
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u/ElmoreHayne Mar 07 '26
Three breakfasts? What is he a hobbit?
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u/bookwormaesthetic Mar 07 '26
No. A hobbit would have eaten all three.
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u/farmkidLP Mar 07 '26
We can also safely assume a lot of Hobbits would appreciate both opera and ballet, given their general love of beautiful things and specific love of elvish singing.
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u/rainstorms-n-roses Mar 07 '26 edited Mar 07 '26
No because he doesn’t eat them all as a hobbit would 😅
(ETA: how does my comment have 2 upvotes when the person who made the same exact comment after me have 200? 😅😭)
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u/anonymouwse Mar 07 '26
They said on The Big Picture podcast that voting closed Friday (yesterday).
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u/MisterGoog i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Mar 07 '26
I’m not sure entirely what you referring to as all of this, but the biggest thing to come out has just been his own quotes on ballet and opera so it’s not as if there was a hush on negative content about him.
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u/Ok-Conference-7648 Cillian Murphy propagandist Mar 07 '26
I saw someone call him an unfinished tim burton doodle and now i can’t unsee it
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u/BowToLadyDiplomat quote me as being mis-quoted Mar 07 '26
Man looks like he has Espresso and cigarettes for breakfast
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u/porcelina-g Mar 07 '26
Man looks like he materializes out of a cloud of espresso and cigarettes each morning
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u/Life-Sugar-6055 Mar 07 '26
We're reaching the when it rains it pours stage that publicisits are afraid of.
reasonable criticism becomes an avalanche of just random slop.
Obv Mr. Chevrolet shouldnt be wasting food. But if this came out a week earlier, we'd gripe and move on. It's be such a non issue
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u/Aggressive_Sand_3951 Mar 07 '26
And in this specific story he gives the food away to someone else. Well he offered it, at the very least.
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u/IWouldLikeAName Mar 07 '26
Lmao I'm supposed to care that a movie star wastes food? Something I like 80% of people not in absolutely poverty do?
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u/HeavenlyE Mar 07 '26 edited Mar 07 '26
Full quote, this guy was praising Timothee the whole podcast then the hosts asked him to say the worst thing about him.
"I said what are you cooking this morning, he said I do like 3 different things for Tim and he'll have one thing, and then Tim went hey man why don't you have the other two things and that became ideal(our deal)? so actually again it's a nice thing"
The title/headline is borderline slander to turn that into he wastes/throws away food
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u/Khmakh a woman whose face card is an Amex centurion Mar 07 '26
He is such an idiot and I’m glad more people are realizing that.
Now we need to do this with all of the internet boyfriends.
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u/No-Type0w0 Mar 07 '26
i’ll prob be downvoted but i vote for jacob elordi next lol he has always given me the same vibes timothee does 🫣
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u/zumera Mar 07 '26
Am I blind or is “discard the rest” just pulled straight from the writer’s ass?
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u/DefNotaBot22 Mar 07 '26
Completely made up and three breakfast items could mean he gets made; toast, eggs and bacon and he only eats the eggs
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u/trailerhobbit Mar 07 '26
Yeah, the source article seems to say, in this one instance, he offered them to someone else. Granted, it's so poorly written, it's kind of hard to tell what they're trying to get across.
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u/bttrsondaughter Mar 07 '26
I think people are thinking about Timothée Chalamet too much
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u/bttrsondaughter Mar 07 '26
like I’m sorry I’m supposed to believe we all suddenly care about opera and ballet as much as we care about the Oscars? I’m supposed to care what Timothée Chalamet eats for breakfast?
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u/commelejardin Mar 07 '26
Maybe a hot take: More than anything — more than the glib statements, more than the alleged antics, even more than the Karjenner of it all— I think this backlash is the result of his being completely inescapable for the last two full years at least.
Apparently Denzel told MBJ that overexposure is what kills movie stars, and that seems spot on. Timmy needs to take a few years off post-Dune 3.
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u/nimbus2105 Mar 07 '26
Whoever is organizing the chalamet smear campaign needs to put their energy into getting as much press and outrage for the recent Epstein file releases
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u/Klutzy_Bet_3806 long distance boyfriend Paul Mescal Mar 07 '26
It's high time we give his victorian child with tuberculosis title to someone else
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u/CactusClothesline Mar 07 '26
Shouldn't the thread title read "Timothée Chalamet's private chef reveals he makes him three breakfasts on set and the actor will eat one and give the rest to a co-star"?
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u/DrGutz Mar 07 '26
This is so coordinated. Saw this timothee bandwagon coming from a mile away. I’m sure he did too. The price to pay for too much marketing i guess
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u/HeavenlyE Mar 07 '26
When are we getting a thread about him being spotted jay walking. Also the headline says he discards the rest but the article doesn't mention discarding it once, it shows him offering the rest of the food to the chef?
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u/porcelina-g Mar 07 '26
Choosing from 3 breakfasts is the kind of luxury fantasy a 7-year-old invents.
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u/misschickpea Mar 07 '26
To me this just makes his relationship with Kylie make more sense. Rich people nonsense lol
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u/goldgoldfish Mar 07 '26
I hate when everyone turns on a celebrity and decides everything they're doing is morally bad. This current one is also extra irritating to me because of the bad faith interpretation of Chalamet's comment about opera and ballet. I think a lot of people are disrespecting their own intelligence pretending it was an insult towards opera and ballet and not an accurate assessment of their popularity in the culture.
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u/SurePrize6218 Mar 07 '26
What’s wrong with that? It’s not like it’s his mom making breakfast the person is literally getting paid lol
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u/JillScottydoesntknow and they were roommates Mar 07 '26
This is so strange to me. I’ve worked on many film sets with A-list stars, I’ve worked on many successful TV shows and my dept works really close with actors and not once have I met a star who has a personal chef, everyone gets their food from Catering like the rest of the crew with maybe some special dietary requests. Is this a UK/International thing, because as I’ve seen in my 20yrs in the game this is not normal for American Hollywood film sets.
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u/The_Iceman2288 Mar 07 '26
All it took for the entire world to come out against him was for him to criticise ballet.