r/FloridaMan • • Dec 05 '18

/r/FloridaMan - Tips for high quality submissions

972 Upvotes

/r/FloridaMan is a subreddit to chronicle misadventures and shenanigans of the world's worst superhero, Florida Man. As the community continue to grow, I thought now would be as good of a time as any to refresh the tips and overall guidelines for posting in the subreddit. Not everything going against this guide will be deleted, but following the tips will result in the best possible /r/FloridaMan posts.

So what's the deal with Florida Man anyway?

Florida Man is the world's worst superhero. When a normal superhero realizes they have special powers, they go out to save the city or the world - Florida Man ran naked through a neighborhood, tried to have sex with a tree, and told police he was the mythical god Thor. Sometimes a normal superhero's crimefighting abilities and concern for public good get a special Florida Man twist, like when Florida Man was arrested for practicing karate by kicking swans in the head. Sometimes he's just goddamn weird, like when naked Florida Man chased people around a Chik-Fil-A parking lot, telling them they're gay for looking at his penis or when Florida Man broke into a house, pooped on the floor, masturbated, and then drank the contents of a vacuum cleaner.

The joke of the subreddit is that all of the stories shared here are about the same person, the world's worst superhero. As the world's worst superhero, Florida Man is not just a person in Florida. Florida Man also doesn't do dark and overly morbid things. His misadventures and shenanigans are of a more lighthearted variety.

Tips for the best Florida Man posts

  • Don't try to lazily get around the rules

Post titles must contain "Florida Man" or "Florida Woman", occasionally posts are submitted where Florida Man is just added to the beginning to get by the filter. Florida men or Florida women are just groups of people from Florida and most assuredly not the world's worst superhero.

  • Titles should be descriptive and stand on their own merits.

Posters have pretty wide latitude in how shitty titles can be. However extremely low effort examples like "Florida Man Florida Mans it" or "Florida Man is at it again" will be deleted. Headlines in all caps or title gore will also be removed at the discretion of the mods. Headlines should at least give readers an idea of the story being linked.

  • Florida Man is a superhero, and that's his only profession and identity.

You wouldn't say "Spiderman photojournalist Peter Parker", "Iron Man business tycoon Tony Stark", etc. For example - Florida Man Police Officer Was Arrested 3 Times, Fired 6 Times, And Is Now Back On Patrol is not the greatest title, even though the story is solid.

  • There is only one Florida Man.

Sometimes there are multiple people involved in a Florida Man story, and they're all from Florida. The best headlines only have one Florida Man so avoid titles like "Florida Man and other three other Florida Men decide to rob liquor stores with a dead stingray."

  • Stories should not just be stories about news or well-known political figures doing normal things.

Occasionally, Florida's elected representatives decide to do or say something that the rest of us find pretty ridiculous. With very rare exceptions, these are not great Florida Man examples and might be a better fit in /r/florida or a more general news/politics subreddit.

  • A note for content creators:

    Due to the popularity of the subreddit, different entities have tried to profit of it in various ways. We have seen spam networks spoofing legitimate links to steal traffic, accounts that only post links from obscure ad-filled blogs, newspapers with accounts that only share links from that newspaper, satire writers who have figured out Florida Man is easy clicks, and others. If you really love Florida Man and want to make a podcast, create a comic, and share it here then feel free to do so but make sure to contribute in other ways as well.

  • Lastly, and most importantly, there is one action that will get you banned, permanently, from /r/FloridaMan on the first offense:

Posts that are racist, misogynistic, homophobic, transphobic, or otherwise exist only to be bigoted will be deleted and the user that made them will be banned. To make sure that the most people enjoy the subreddit, there is a zero tolerance policy for these posts. I remember my first time seeing /r/FloridaMan, scrolling down the front page and laughing uncontrollably, trying to explain to my skeptical girlfriend what was so funny. Everyone should be able to share in that feeling without stepping on turds in the comment section.


r/FloridaMan • • 8h ago

Florida woman says Christian prayer group wouldn’t stop preaching at Texas Roadhouse, then she flashed them in response: ‘I blessed them back’

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532 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 2h ago

Florida Woman Leaves Wrecked Road Sign and Porsche Parts Behind. Police Find Her Down the Street at Taco Bell

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yahoo.com
62 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 6h ago

Florida man orthopedic surgeon jailed in theft of expensive wine at The Villages’ Costco

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villages-news.com
113 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 6h ago

Florida man avoids jail time for soaking disabled children at bus stop with sprinklers

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wcjb.com
20 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 1h ago

Florida man allegedly slashed Publix customer with box cutter because he ‘looked like he was from the 1960s’

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truecrimenews.com
• Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 8h ago

Florida Man wearing an old-man mask accused of robbing two Tampa Bay banks

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yahoo.com
21 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 6h ago

Florida man deputy with emergency lights activated triggers three-vehicle crash in The Villages

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villages-news.com
8 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 20h ago

Florida Man Shoots Uber Eats Driver in the Backside for Flirting with Girlfriend

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yahoo.com
120 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 5h ago

Florida man held without bond after threat case against Florida state Rep. Peggy Gossett-Seidman

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wpbf.com
3 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 8h ago

Florida man sentenced to nearly 10 years in prison for embezzling over $1.4M from employer

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wjhg.com
9 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 8h ago

Florida woman, 22, Accused of Punching, Biting People in Delray Beach Car

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hoodline.com
8 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 6h ago

Florida woman arrested after demanding $1K to return lost dog

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wfla.com
5 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 8h ago

Florida woman accused of ramming her Jeep into man's truck, then punching him in face unprovoked, deputies say

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fox35orlando.com
7 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 11h ago

Florida Man Hacks Driver License and ID Card Records in l Data Breach, Uses Florida Law Enforcement's Credentials to Enter the System

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thecelebwire.com
12 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 8m ago

Florida Woman Punches Deputy in Face, Bites Both Arms During Hit-and-Run Investigation, Sheriff Says

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guessingheadlights.com
• Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 8h ago

Florida man arrested after sexually explicit chats with detectives posing as teens, police say

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actionnewsjax.com
3 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 4h ago

Florida man pleads guilty to cocaine trafficking, firearm charges

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gulfcoastnewsnow.com
2 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 5h ago

Florida Man gets prison for scheme to sell fake Andy Warhol artworks

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abcnews.com
2 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 1d ago

Florida Man Smears Cat Feces on Home Causing $12,000 Damage Police Say

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coconutcreektalk.com
92 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 8h ago

Florida Man accused of setting fire to trash can outside CAO Bakery in Palmetto Bay, deputies say

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wsvn.com
2 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 8h ago

13-mile deputy pursuit on Florida barrier island ends in arrest of Florida man

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yahoo.com
2 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 21h ago

Off-duty Florida Man officer rear-ended patrol vehicle into a school bus

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wesh.com
19 Upvotes

FHP said 13 students were on board, along with a 37-year-old bus driver and a 54-year-old bus aide. A student, the bus driver and the bus aide were transported to AdventHealth Ocala with minor injuries, according to troopers.

Candice Gadson said her daughter, who is in third grade, was getting onto that bus as the crash happened.
"I just couldn't believe it," Gadson said. "What was (the off-duty officer) doing? Was he just getting off work? Was he tired? What was going on?"

Mods, take this down if this is too morbid


r/FloridaMan • • 1d ago

Florida man pleads guilty in conspiracy to distribute 87,000 oxycodone pills, feds say

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110 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 1d ago

VIDEO: Central Florida man seen attacking officer with metal bar at Winn-Dixie

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clickorlando.com
42 Upvotes