r/Foundthescug • u/Skibidibob4 • 22h ago
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u/Damiru_Sanesu 20h ago edited 7h ago
For those who don't understand, here is my approximate translation from russian:
Dick had a cat and her name was Dusya. Dusya was a really fucked up creature. She used to smash into walls, miss the milk bowl and hit the floor with her head and make strange expressions. Dusya was her name, but she also responded to Vasya, Petya and even "fuck you" as well. By all rules she mustn't have lived, she was born fucked up, she must have died as an infant when she mistook her mother's ass for breast, but then the laws of nature were overthrown by our favourite greenpeace member, Dick. He dug up this defective animal from trash and brought her home. Seems like it was the last time he completely held her in his hands. Because when she grew up she became a three-coloured big-eared cross-eyed shithead and started moving around. And good luck catching her. She moved around really nimbly and it seemed she even shat on the fly. And she only stayed in one place for more than ten seconds if she either fell asleep or fucking died. Or started thinking. Sometimes she had these fits of clarity when she suddenly freezed in one place, looked around and waited wondering about which half of her brain's marbles will be lost this time. And, depending of the outcome, after half a second she ran to the right or left, then after slamming into a wall ricocheted into the opposite direction, rammed into a door and after going completely insane because of all those obstacles in her way started climbing up the curtains. After reaching the top, she suddenly freezed again wondering how did she end up where she is, farted, scared herself and hit the curtain pole with her head, crashed down onto the window sill and once again started running around the house with her hair on end and eyes bulging.
Translated in 30 minutes by an amateur, some jokes were lost in translation and the grammar and everything is awful, but I hope this will let You understand one of the famous(among russians) comedic stories
Btw, the animation almost completely matches the ongoing of the story and it is really good, love it❤️
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u/Another-RW-Player yay an award!! (1000 slugcats!) 16h ago
Thank you, my good ma’am/sir. You’re helping us understand.
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u/ScugCounterBot ✅ I'm not a robot 16h ago
You're very welcome!
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u/BitCareful3571 6h ago
Wait, Current actually managed to do something?
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u/ScugCounterBot ✅ I'm not a robot 6h ago
Wa... something went wrong! 😵
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u/BitCareful3571 22h ago
Being Russian, that was the LOUDEST I laughed in the past few days...