I was joking and larping but I do hate cartards now and I find them silly being stuck in a traffic jam, sometimes I wait for rush hour to ride le bice just so I can overtake 500 cars in my city on the way to countryside (I'm not totally converted I still like grass, I need to work on my love for concrete jungle).

It's pumpkin season! Meaning it's a perfectly normal/legal thing to carry around. But definitely heavy enough to dent a car if thrown.

"I just bought it at the store." or "I just carry it for the holiday spirit".

People will think twice before stealing your right of way.

Could also use it to clog the tailpipe of your highschool principal's car.

Original post title: "Teenagers tore a door off a commuter train and stuck it out the window. The door snagged on a support structure and knocked a boy down - he suffered several broken ribs"

But none of her experiences have anything to do with the policies she wants to implement.

Look at all of the heckin cyclists who can't get by! If only we had one more (bike) lane for all of the induced demand!