r/Gardevoir • u/Darth-Sonic • Jul 05 '26
Gardevoir SHE DOES! YOUR TAXES!
Also schedules your doctors appointments!
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u/ldsman213 Jul 05 '26
well she is a psychic type. they're usually highly intelligent aren't they?
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u/PyroTornado107 Jul 05 '26
Not all psychics are smart. It’s said Gardevoirs are empaths, meaning their psychic powers come from emotions, kinda like Raven from Teen Titans, only not as apocalyptic.
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u/unOrdinary_Joker Jul 05 '26
To protect its Trainer, it will expend all its psychic power to create a small black hole.
I suppose it can't be apocalyptic if no one is alive long enough to feel the pain
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u/Stretch5678 Jul 05 '26
Wobbuffet ain’t doing ANYONE’s taxes…
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u/randomnumbers2506 Jul 05 '26
Like no offense to Wobbuffets but I don't think they even know what taxes are
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u/LordVulpix Jul 06 '26
No offense to any Wobbuffets, but they don't even know what being offended is.
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u/TerrapinMagus Jul 05 '26
Various sources say they have an IQ of 1000, which is ridiculous but still not as bad as Alakazam at 5000 IQ.
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u/Most_Bodybuilder_159 Jul 05 '26
5000... yet it still needs a human trainer and eats from a dog bowl on the floor... dang it, Game Freak.
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u/Electrical_Horror346 Jul 05 '26
They don't actually need trainers, they just agree to help them out so that they get technically free food they don't have to hunt for, free shelter, and someone who has to pick up their popp for life in exchange for doing some fighting for them, and the best part is that they no longer have to fight to the death like in the wild.
That is at least a 200 iq play, if you can accept the dog bowl part
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u/furrysalesman69 Jul 05 '26
Darth Sonic, aka SaltyXodium.
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u/Darth-Sonic Jul 05 '26
Nah, I’m just the Salty poster. I wish I was this talented.
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u/furrysalesman69 Jul 05 '26
It’s something they would do, make alternate accounts to post.
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u/ShinyPrimarina9476 Jul 05 '26
You have any evidence of that?
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u/furrysalesman69 Jul 05 '26
Yep, look to the time he was on tumblr, and also his sfw account that he created newly.
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u/ShinyPrimarina9476 Jul 05 '26
But did those alt accounts use different names from SaltyXodium? Because there’s a bit of a difference between an alternative SFW account and straight up disguising yourself with a completely different alt.
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u/furrysalesman69 Jul 05 '26
So you’re saying that he is using his name for both sfw AND his nsfw account? Isn’t that just nsfw with extra steps?
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u/ShinyPrimarina9476 Jul 05 '26
How do I say this?
You probably couldn’t pour piss out of a boot with the instructions on the heel.
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u/daveitss445 Jul 05 '26
Don't be like him he's a horrible guy and piece of crap
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u/Darth-Sonic Jul 05 '26
Okay, look, I genuinely have zero idea what he does IRL, so I genuinely can’t comment on that.
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u/SporeSpawnBiggestFan Jul 05 '26
A lot of his Twitter posts are foodd at a restaurant, art, or drawing tablet with the restaurant food
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u/furrysalesman69 Jul 05 '26
Doesn’t it seem too clean?
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u/SporeSpawnBiggestFan Jul 05 '26
What do you mean
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u/furrysalesman69 Jul 05 '26
I’m saying, that its been sanitized. The object most likely to look clean after washing is the toilet.
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u/daveitss445 Jul 05 '26
Um bro he draw literal porn in public no shame just doing it and also to contradict that it's flexing his wealth besides drawing his "art" in places even he made a post saying his family doesn't care what he does because they don't know what he does behind the scenes
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u/SporeSpawnBiggestFan Jul 05 '26
Well if he gets in trouble for it then he gets in trouble. He doesn't talk about it, he just posts pictures, so as far as I know there's been no issues. It's also possible that anyone who happens to see doesn't care either
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u/daveitss445 Jul 05 '26
Yeah cus people who point out his problems get shut down or get attacked by his goons 😭 it's sad
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u/furrysalesman69 Jul 05 '26
Look at your downvotes, see how the younger people blind themselves and downvote without talking to those that knew him.
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u/Present_Internet_971 Jul 05 '26
Garde is so helpful :D
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u/Aware-Yesterday4926 Jul 05 '26
It seems to be the natural assumption to make of their Pokédex entries.
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u/daveitss445 Jul 05 '26
I hope y'all know the "artist" who made this is a horrible person and a loli enthusiast
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u/daveitss445 Jul 05 '26
Please spread this message I'm trying make a doc about this guy id appreciate if you'd stop showing him
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u/Darth-Sonic Jul 06 '26
Hoping that doc doesn’t have his doxx. The number of times that happens…
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u/daveitss445 Jul 07 '26
Don't worry it will be made with hate and malice but never exposing his location
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u/HollowPhoenix Jul 05 '26
Based Gardewife
Make sure to reward her thoroughly, Rare Candies aplenty