r/Gardevoir • • Jul 13 '26

Gardevoir Uno Reverse on the Jonkler!

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(Artist: Clinick)

6.1k Upvotes

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u/SerBadDadBod Jul 13 '26

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u/RazorWinter_ Jul 13 '26

HAHAHA genius match

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u/Jokerferrum Jul 13 '26

There's no laws against digimons.

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u/LordofSandvich Jul 13 '26

In fairness the digivolved digimon are canonically human-level intelligence or above and would be able to consent. Neither franchise really touches the subject of sex but Digimon dives more into how Digivolution changes a Digimon’s mental faculties and knowledge

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u/Big_BearLover07 Jul 13 '26

Thanks for the input. I do mean it, as I'm not familiar with Digimon and the franchise intimidates me into getting into it

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u/LordofSandvich Jul 13 '26

I remember getting into it when I was little; as long as you start somewhere sensible, you should be good.

Digimon are data-based lifeforms; you could hypothetically load one into a computer. As they amass resources (computational power, storage, combat experience, etc.), they grow and change. Unlike Pokemon, they can evolve along different and very weird branching paths. If they run out of these resources or get defeated, they can devolve all the way back to an “egg” and will mostly need to start from scratch, losing most of their memories of being evolved but still being the same individual.

13

u/Poo_Pee-Man Jul 13 '26

Time to find digimon wife

9

u/Ergast Jul 13 '26

Kick a digital rock and you either get a waifu or a Greymon.

1

u/Tight-Bluebird-1160 Jul 15 '26

Most greymons evolve into potential husbandos though so if you could still bag em'

5

u/Kurokami11 Jul 13 '26

There's PLENTY to choose from

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u/Beelzis Jul 13 '26

Sometimes they literally are human. Like in one series the MC's dad was reincarnated as a digimon.

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u/Darth-Sonic Jul 13 '26 edited Jul 14 '26

They don’t touch on sex because, despite a bunch of Digimon looking like men and women running around in fetish gear, it’s still ultimately a show for young kids. Romance between humans and Digimon has come up a few times before. Quite infamously in Digimon Ghost Games.

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u/WaifuHunter13 Jul 13 '26

I mean most of them look like humans doing cosplay.

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u/RazorWinter_ Jul 13 '26

Lilithmon 😳

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u/Ok-Barracuda457 Jul 13 '26

It should've been me, not him! 

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u/ShockRox Jul 13 '26 edited Jul 13 '26

Dude. Gardevoir.

You're Psychic type. Just use telekinesis to yeet one of the two out of there.

Are you dense?

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u/furrysalesman69 Jul 13 '26

She’s just distracting them while she’s prepping psychic. Something about watching the hands

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u/ShockRox Jul 13 '26

Ah, smort

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u/Cayden68 Jul 13 '26

that would be telekinesis, not telepathy

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u/ShockRox Jul 13 '26

Fixed

Whoops

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u/Legendarium_ Jul 13 '26

actually there ARE laws against humans.

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u/TransSappicWitch Jul 13 '26

That's not a human. That's a clown. 

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u/Legendarium_ Jul 13 '26

by that logic caldruki isn't human either

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u/SerBadDadBod Jul 13 '26

Based, real, and true.

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u/Darth-Sonic Jul 13 '26

Humans made those laws, not Arceus! Pokemon do not care about the laws of human lands, just the Divine Law!

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u/Legendarium_ Jul 13 '26

isn't this path of logic how wars start between countries

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u/Lorvan Jul 16 '26

Sometimes, yeah.

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u/CractylCrashouts13 Jul 13 '26

I know there are some freaks out there who want to be the Jonkler right now.

I respect that.

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u/Perfect-Plate9335 Jul 13 '26

"Gardevoir, I... I caught a human. You wanna know what kind of human I caught?"

"...What kind of human did you catch, Lopunny?"

"I-it's a clown, Gardevoir. I...I caught a clown." 

"Oh no, Lopunny! Don't tell me..." 

"Mhm! Yep, Gardevoir! You know exactly what I'm about to do with him." 

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u/Serasisbestgirl Jul 13 '26

"Lopunny! It's a clown Lopunny you can't!"

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u/Perfect-Plate9335 Jul 14 '26

"Gardevoir, there are no laws against the humans, Gardevoir! I can do whatever I want with him!"

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u/Serasisbestgirl Jul 15 '26

"N-no Lopunny! No don't do it!"

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u/Perfect-Plate9335 Jul 15 '26

"I'm gonna do it, Gardevoir!! I-" Dives on the Joker

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u/Brent_Steel Jul 13 '26

"NO I MEAN YOU COULD DO BETTER THAN A CLOWN"

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u/Ulala_SpaceChannel_5 Jul 13 '26

Omgosh it’s mutual

1

u/One_Pie289 Jul 13 '26

There is no mutual consent if someone cannot give consent

4

u/Then_Ad6816 Jul 13 '26

Lopunny used Giga Impact

Joker fainted.

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u/NovaQuartz96 Jul 13 '26

The Pokémon turned out to be even more of a degenerate than the damn Joker lol

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u/Due-Mycologist8681 Jul 13 '26

Why do I keep hearing Lopunny with a Harley Quinn voice??

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u/Remythagamer Jul 13 '26

Gardevoir, you can just...use a fighting type more or something since she is crazed, so use like, idk, Aura Sphere or Focus Blast.

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u/SpeakyDooman Jul 13 '26

Oh how the tables have tabled

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u/purgatorybob1986 Jul 13 '26

Joker does not look happy to be there. Sucks when the shoe is on the other foot. It's ok I'll take his place. I'm sure Harley misses him.

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u/CrashDragon1 Jul 13 '26

My how the tables have turned

2

u/TheAllSeeingBlindEye Jul 13 '26

Come on, it’s pretty … funny

2

u/sirgamewatch Jul 13 '26

how the turn have tabled

🧍 .....

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u/homod-zgame Jul 13 '26

well... there is actually law against the humans, lopunny.

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u/linkmon34 Jul 13 '26

That man isn't human it's fine >:3

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u/ScudsCorp Jul 13 '26

Lopunny going joker mode is certainly a thing

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u/TH3_GH05T_42069 Jul 14 '26

How the turn tables...

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u/Setster007 Jul 14 '26

I like how he’s just in the background like “yeah I don’t care can we move whatever is happening along pls?”

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u/PeaqnutsSchoolFriend Jul 14 '26

By this information, does Batman have a Gardevoir in the original?

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u/Darth-Sonic Jul 14 '26

Robin #5.

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u/PeaqnutsSchoolFriend Jul 14 '26

Who's #2, #3 and #4?

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u/Darth-Sonic Jul 14 '26

Jason Todd, Tim Drake, and Damien Wayne. The canonical ones.

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u/Voxel_Slime Jul 14 '26

In terms of turning these tables have turned

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u/Hobgames Jul 17 '26

A time traver kills a butterfly, the timeline:

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u/frostybrand Jul 18 '26

"I'm Batman."
-Brock, Allegedly.

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u/Decaytred Jul 19 '26

Plot twist: That actually Harley Quin who did a mind swap specifically for this

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u/furrysalesman69 Jul 13 '26

I see you, sonic

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u/Haruka_3000 Jul 13 '26

As one meme watcher and reader why why wasn't it me. Lol yeah that would make one crack like sir noble of lost pause who would be devastated when eevee's and its evolution are involved.

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u/PatienceWestern3900 Jul 15 '26

Time traveler: (moves a chair) The timeline:

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u/Low-Committee2026 Jul 15 '26

This would probably scare Joker as bad as the IRS does XD

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u/John_Lictenstein_873 Jul 16 '26

I like the slightly annoyed expression on Joker’s face, like this isn’t the first time he’s been in this situation.

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u/ProfessionalRest4467 Aug 21 '26

i'd love to see this animated