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u/lucarioinfamous Aug 19 '26
Wow, she really IS an idiot. Wedding rings go on the left hand
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u/NocturnalOutcast Aug 19 '26
Wedding bands go on left hand because human's hearts are on the left side, and it was once believed there was a vein or something that went from the ring finger straight to the heart.
Since Gardevoir's heart is perfectly in the center, and they have different hand shapes, I can see why it wouldn't apply to them?
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u/PotatoLord500 Aug 20 '26
Happy cake day :3
Wedding rings are supposed to go on the left hand? Why? What's wrong with the right?
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u/LordVulpix Aug 21 '26
Closer to the side with your heart.
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u/PotatoLord500 Aug 21 '26
Ok? So does society see it as taboo if you want to wear your wedding ring on your right hand?
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u/LordVulpix Aug 21 '26
No it's not seen as Taboo, it just won't instantly be recognized as a wedding band. It's traditional in western countries though so some may wear them on their right. I knew a woman who hated wearing rings so her wedding ring was on a necklace.
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u/blacksquirrel3 Aug 19 '26
i gotta do that to honk i will supply honk with endless rabbits and happiness
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u/Key_Job6330 Aug 19 '26
I am making a story regarding a Gardevoir and her trainer marrying. I am making the Mega Stone a Wedding Ring!
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u/Damian492 Aug 19 '26
That sounds so sweet, I can't wait to see that story.
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u/Haruka_3000 Aug 20 '26
Great take on the headache scene hope next would be gardy in a wedding dress.
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u/PotatoLord500 Aug 20 '26
Who's the artist?
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u/Damian492 Aug 20 '26
Me
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u/PotatoLord500 Aug 20 '26
Ohh ok cool, I didn't see a watermark or the 'oc' flair, so I assumed it was taken from someone else. Nice art!
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u/sQ5FWKjwbWd4QzSZduqy Aug 19 '26
There really is a gooner sub for every character out there huh.
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u/travischickencoop Aug 19 '26
Honestly it’s kind of frustrating
I don’t mind people having their waifus and stuff but as someone who very strongly gravitates towards female and feminine characters I’m tired of every fucking sub dedicated to them being all about wife posting, this sub has a pretty decent mix but so many lean very heavily one way or the other
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u/Hungry_Suit_7840 Aug 20 '26
Puter, make this gardevoir protect their husband with mega evolution from the earring against another mega evolved evil murderer pokemon
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u/wheres-dedo Aug 19 '26
- No wonder that entire clownade end up bad as motherfucker, sometimes better listen to Moriarty what he warned yo ass about it
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u/ThrowAbout01 Aug 19 '26
No, just for the rest of the Gardevoir’s life.
Closest thing to compare to I could think of was chimpanzees:
For chimpanzees in captivity the mean life expectancy is only 32.5 years for males and 40.1 years for females.
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u/Ok_Repeat_5052 Aug 19 '26
Bruh you beat me to it. Pokemon lifespans should not be compared to real Animals.
And even if you do... There are animals that live for more than 5 times the lifespan of humans.
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u/Mc_Nuggie Aug 19 '26 edited 10d ago
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Potassium cats file bake cow future
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u/PookydoodleWasHere Aug 19 '26
"Gardevoir is a Chimpanzee" is probably the dumbest thing I've ever seen posted on this sub. You really tried to seem smart, didn't you? Damn.
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u/Ok_Repeat_5052 Aug 20 '26 edited Aug 20 '26
Pokemon lifespans are not the same as Animal lifespans
In Sun and Moon Kiawe used a Charizard that belonged to his grandfather when he (his grandfather) was a child, And that Charizard was not showing any signs of being old and felt like he was in the prime of his life (Kiawe's grandfather had passed away by this point btw)
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u/Hypergamer44 Aug 19 '26
Earring mega stone for the win