r/GatekeepingYuri • • 11d ago

Requesting They'd make great lovers

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2.8k Upvotes

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u/AdEarly8368 11d ago

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u/LaurZaur 11d ago

Thank you for sharing this with us

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u/amglasgow 11d ago

Peak fiction

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u/ElectronicBoot9466 10d ago

I have never unironically said "holy peak" out loud before this moment. 

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u/Greensonickid 11d ago

My Immediate Thought

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u/strogn3141 11d ago

Holy peak!

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u/vvastrel 11d ago

oh my god this is so good

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u/whiteraven13 11d ago

Beautiful

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u/Polibiux 11d ago

Absolute yuri 🙌

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u/Zappityzephyr 11d ago

I'm not giving my ID to reddit to see elf yuri

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u/KrispyBaconator 11d ago

That’s what my mind immediately jumped to lol

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u/thatbitchevelyn 9d ago

i need Ten Seasons of this in my face Now

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u/Alternative_Water_81 11d ago

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u/Actual_Exchange616 11d ago

Why is this a gif

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u/Alternative_Water_81 11d ago

You can’t attach images here, only videos, so I have to convert the image to mp4. And Reddit displays videos with no sound as gifs

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u/Jonny-Holiday 11d ago

I recall seeing this posted years ago, them being girlfriends while highlighting the difference between fantasy elves and folklore elves is actually the entire point of this series and where its wholesome comedy comes from.

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u/JMHSrowing 11d ago

No children asked for wooden trains? That’s what Thomas the Tank Engine toys basically were and those were asked for by the millions!

Now they were much smaller of course, but I’d not personally have turned away a jumbo model

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u/AskGoverntale 11d ago

Ive always been under the impression Christmas Elves are more closet related to Gremlins than actual Elves

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u/RickMixwid1969 11d ago

Gremlins didn't appear until the Great War.

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u/lemikon 10d ago

No joke when I first read the hobbit as a child, Santa’s elves were the only elves I knew so every sequence with elves I pictured short statured Santa elves and was so confused as to why elves were such a favourite fantasy race.

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u/Force_Glad 10d ago

God the part where they visit the elves would've been so fucking awkward for Gandalf, everyone else in the room is 2-4 feet tall and he's solidly over 6 feet

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u/SolidSoarel2 10d ago

Gandalf was actually around 5'6" in the books, and Ian McKellen is only 5'11"

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u/Force_Glad 10d ago

I feel like they were definitely trying to make Gandalf look taller in the movies, but that might just be because a lot of the perspective characters are short

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u/SolidSoarel2 10d ago

They were, there are some shots where Gandalf is actually played by like a 7' tall guy. Jackson's Gandalf is definitely taller than book Gandalf but I do think a lot of that is for the perspective difference with the Hobbits

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u/religion-lost 10d ago

now consider this: Santa doesn't know that there's more than one kind of elf and tells her to get to work. now the high elf is wearing a silly tiny christmas costume, and the santa's elf is her boss.

i'm saying this because everybody's assuming the high elf would be more dominant. us tall girls deserve to be submissive too!

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u/JimClarkKentHovind 11d ago

big eyes are for seeing the whole tiddi all at once obv

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u/Onivlastratos 11d ago

After a long day of hard work, she knows where to rest her head...

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u/LankySandwich 10d ago

I've never seen a High Elf designed like the one of the left unless its porn.

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u/Ahenshihael 10d ago

That's just Deedlit with breast implants

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u/Level_Hour6480 11d ago

If it's supposed to be a High Elf, why isn't it androgynous? That's clearly a human with pointy ears.

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u/South_Form_9059 10d ago

the high elf insults her for an hour and the santa elf just goes konk konk and doesn't hear a word

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u/TheLittlestChocobo 11d ago edited 10d ago

https://youtu.be/fw7dexoX4pQ?is=EtfXnJZJx8S4pZXA One of my favorite skits

Edit: fixed the link

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u/getsuedbyme Comparing ourselves to others shall be our downfall 10d ago

I think you put the link wrong, it's sending me to a video about Detroit pizza or something

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u/TheLittlestChocobo 10d ago

OMG i shared the advertisement. Thanks for telling me!

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u/Doctor_Salvatore 10d ago

To be clear, both are high elves, just two different kinds of high.

The one on the left smokes weed, she just gets real sour when she's sober.