r/GerardWay • u/Wretches_and_Kings • 4d ago
Gerard Ways House · West Bromwich
https://maps.app.goo.gl/aXiW9EpYqgYLcBLU8Thought this was appropriate to post here lmao
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u/c0baltdaydreams 1d ago
"I went to this house all the way in battery city, on cemetery drive, some guy named Gerard introduced it as the house of wolves, then before I came in he asked me to give him all my poison, pills, and hopeless hearts and make him ill. Bit weird but whatever, I gave them to him, then I walked in and checked myself in the mirror, to which he said "Honey, this mirror isn't big enough for the two of us" so I ignored the mirror and walked in and his mama was there, who broke her foot from jumping of the second floor cause gravity didn't mean much to her. There was another girl named Helena, who said i don't love you like I loved you yesterday, and when I asked her why she said "you like D&D, Audrey Hepburn, Fangoria, Harry Houdini and Croquet. You can't swim, you can't dance, and you don't know karate", so I got really pissed and left the place, and Gerard way said so long and goodnight. I went outside and got in my car, I found Helena's car and made both. our cars collide before I went to join the black parade." is sending me to DRAAG
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u/casual_despair 4d ago
This review is absolutely sending me;
“Really great experience. Run by two brothers (John and Michael Romance), and their friends. One of them has a lot of experience making helmets out of tinfoil, and the other was telling me a story of how he broke his foot jumping out the second floor. Excellent service, and as I got up to leave, the owners all paused and said in unison: "...give 'em hell, kid"