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u/Historical-Finish564 7h ago
The teachings of Jesus definitely do not resonate in the actions of Elon Musk. Whoever posted this apparently has never bothered to actually read the gospels.
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u/Fun-Aside3990 6h ago
"The fundamental weakness of Western civilization is empathy.”
-Elon Musk
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u/No_Type740 5h ago
Apart from when I go on TV and cry about causing damage to my business interests with my unforced errors and rank stupidity. Some empathy for me, and also find my stupid jokes funny.
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u/Vladishun 4h ago
Just to piggyback off the top comment...Musk has had 14 children with 8 of them being out of wedlock.
Deuteronomy 23:2
“No one born of a forbidden union may enter the assembly of the Lord. Even to the tenth generation, none of his descendants may enter the assembly of the Lord.
I feel bad for his kids that are going to burn in hell for eternity because he paid a bunch of women to let loose his baby gravy in their pooters. Praise Jesus!
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u/Humble_Empath 4h ago
He’s not fooling anyone! He’s not a believer, his actions/behavior more closely represent sociopathy and narcissism.
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u/Mikael61598 5h ago
He'll be a good Muslim.
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u/IveHitARabbit 7h ago
Jesus taught morality and ethics... things that seem to elude Elon.
If he did say that, i dont think I can be his fan boy anymore.
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u/DruidicMagic 7h ago
I too love gun toting baby Jebus and his teaching of tax cuts for billionaire trust fund babies!
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u/Snoo_67993 7h ago
Why do all the people that speak about Jesus in America not follow his fucking teachings?
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u/Mephistocheles 7h ago
Says the guy who has 14 children with 4 different mothers and zero qualms directly causing immense amounts of death and destruction.
Must be talking about a different Jesus than the rest of us
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u/a_angry_bunny 7h ago
"Someone came to Jesus with this question: “Teacher, what good deed must I do to have eternal life?”
“Why ask me about what is good?” Jesus replied. “There is only One who is good. But to answer your question—if you want to receive eternal life, keep the commandments.”
“Which ones?” the man asked.
And Jesus replied: “‘You must not murder. You must not commit adultery. You must not steal. You must not testify falsely. Honor your father and mother. Love your neighbor as yourself.'”
“I’ve obeyed all these commandments,” the young man replied. “What else must I do?”
Jesus told him, “If you want to be perfect, go and sell all your possessions and give the money to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me.”
But when the young man heard this, he went away sad, for he had many possessions." - Mathew 19:16-22
Put your money where your mouth is Musk.
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u/Cool-Tap-391 4h ago
I'm pretty sure there is something about a camel and a needle, if I recall.
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u/a_angry_bunny 3h ago
Yeah it's Mathew 19:23. Literally the verses following this. "Jesus turned to his disciples and said 'surely I tell you this. It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of the needle than it is for a rich man to entire the Kingdom of Heaven."
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u/carlnepa 3h ago
Hahaha...let's not be too radical now. Really, who cares what he thinks, says, endorses. He ought to be deported, right after we tax his assets, because you know.....render under Caesar what is Caesar's and render unto God what is God's.
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u/CauliflowerTotal7119 6h ago
Oh vomit, he's the furthest from being a Christian ever, along with his treasonous buddy Don.
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u/Dissident-Tumbleweed 5h ago
Says the richest man in world history, who cut off aid to the poorest children in Africa, leading to thousands of deaths. Truly as the Bible teaches, the love of money is the root of all evil.
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u/Awkward_Dragonfly423 4h ago
Yeah, like the one stating it would be easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man make it into heaven.
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u/Striking_Wolf_1762 4h ago
I kept trying but the camel just didn't fit. I can barely get thread through a needle
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u/refusemouth 4h ago
I just buy suture kits with the pre-threaded hook needles for mending my clothing. It saves me so much time because I am truly incompetent at threading a needle.
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u/LrdoftheCharlesDance 1h ago
It just need some cold nitrogen gas thrusters attached to it and then it still wouldn’t fit through a needle’s eye but it would be a giant mess so there that covered.
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u/adorablefuzzykitten 3h ago
Jesus also had >14 children with >4 different women.
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u/WretchedRat 1h ago
This parable has been replaced by the prosperity gospel. I heard an evangelical say Jesus’ teachings were outdated.
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u/Madhatter25224 4h ago
The words of Jesus still resonate. You mean like the one where rich people are definitely going to hell?
Oh no? Not those words but other ones?
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u/NocturnisVacuus 7h ago
thats great, Eloné, pander to your new american and russian friends, they love that religion shit... well, maybe not the russians, i dont know
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u/anguscatawesome 7h ago
It’s all good and great to give Jesus a nod but how do his fruits describe his faith?
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u/Ok-Reach-2580 6h ago
"There is great wisdom in his teaching. I won't follow any of them but I am sure some poor person will listen to his teachings and better themselves."
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u/DieMensch-Maschine 6h ago
“That’s why the peasants must starve while being reminded of their own obsolescence.”
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u/Mountain_rage 6h ago
There are some dumb fucking Christians that will think this is sincere. If you are one of them, you are the people Jesus taught not to be, an enemy of your faith.
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u/steelhead1971 6h ago
He wouldn't be the first Christian to appropriate and use Jesus ....there is a long and storied tradition of this
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u/Gysburne 6h ago
They resonate so much with musky that he uses all his wealth to help people all over the globe. Supports democracy and fairness.
He is all in for helping people living a decent life.... who the fuck gave me that script? That is all not true.
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u/DoomerismDoomerDoom 6h ago
I actually got a small laugh out of this. Dude's -almost- as demonic as they come.
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u/lm28ness 5h ago
Yet not follow any of his teachings. These must got things mixed up with some other Jesus.
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u/PHUNKSPANGLE 5h ago
Sooner or later, every cowardly piece of shit ends up hiding behind a religion.
Which, I imagine, should make the happy followers of that religion quite cross, except being cross is rather frowned upon in the happy/clappy circles.
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u/MagReg2020 5h ago
Jesus condemned people precisely like Musk. Shallow manipulative greedy people whose faith serves no purpose other than to flaunt and manipulate others. Jesus would flip your Teslas over.
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u/AdCalm9537 5h ago
He still could be the anti-Christ. Unless one says Jesus is Lord… I mean anyone can agree with “treat others the way you’d want to be treated.”
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I think that’s the wisdom Musk agrees with, even if he doesn’t live it.
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u/Striking_Wolf_1762 4h ago
There isn't gonna be an anti Christ...30 years into the faith...3 years deconstructing by examining the evidence(the scriptures) and their history. I'm not anti Christ I'm pro evidence and truth. It hurts coming to these conclusions.
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u/AdCalm9537 4h ago
I trust scripture jmo. Even Daniel an OT prophet points toward an anti-Christ.
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u/mylifeisaboogerbubbl 1h ago
It's funny, someone took a bunch of scripture about the Antichrist and compared it to Trump and it lines up so well. I'm not a believer but it was hilarious the parallels.
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u/AdCalm9537 1h ago
The first word that comes to mind when thinking of Trump IS NOT Christian. He is a hypocrite. He divides people, starts wars, etc.
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u/donalds_diabeetus 5h ago
I'm sure Jesus is thrilled about the hardship and loss of life that result from Dough Boy Elmos' policies that he pressured the Great Orange Shitstain to promote...
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u/RowingBoats1129 4h ago
Oh FUCK off with this. He literally bemoaned EMPATHY as a fault. Which is basically ALL that Jesus actually taught.
Do NOT retcon this billionaire scumbag. Fuck anyone that actually cant see it.
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u/TheTokist 4h ago
There’s a literal bible story where Jesus kicked people like Musk out of the temple.
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u/Drago1214 4h ago
So now he’s a Cristian? I guess he needs to right wing money. He’s going for his religious make over like all dick bags trying to start again. Just get a haircut like zuck did my gahd
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u/Switchmisty9 4h ago
The guy that celebrated cutting funding to sick and poor people, should shut right the fuck up about Jesus.
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u/Difficult4skin 4h ago
Jesus was against the rich.
Jesus loved whore's, immigrants, drunks, and the poor.
Is Elon changing to believe in what Jesus taught?
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u/TheAwfulHouse 4h ago
Show me a photo of Musk anywhere near a church. Everything these assholes say is as fake as his new car reveal.
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u/Several_Leather_9500 4h ago
I wonder what that nazi thinks about the 100+ Bible verses disqualifying him from the pearly gates.
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u/Distinct-fullMetal 4h ago
I hope for the good of us all he will see the error in his ways.... everyone can change
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u/CalligrapherOwn8900 4h ago
Please. He thinks he’s better than Jesus. Talking about Neuralink being “Jesus-level stuff” and how he “won’t get in his way” if Jesus wants to teach about turning the other cheek. As if.
This is because the midterms are approaching and a lot of MAGA Christians are disillusioned with his depravity.
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u/This-Equivalent8751 4h ago
Elon loves Jesus so much that he cut off aid to the poorest people on earth and millions of people, mostly children, will die. Fuck this man…
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u/SquashOwn9829 4h ago
He is probably feeling guilty about all the deaths he is causing last couple of years
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u/uhhuhokwassupshutup 3h ago
CcccWHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT MR TRILLIONAIRE; ALL WHILE PPL ARE STRUGGLING, HOMELESS, AND OR HUNGRY???????’bbbdbsbdbbv
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u/NeptuneOverlord43045 3h ago
I’m sure Jesus would have had kind things to say about the worlds first and only Trillionaire :)
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u/Inevitable-Emu-6626 3h ago
Dude’s hiding behind the bible without ever reading it, just like the Cheeto in Chief. Does anyone believe this bullshit?
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u/BeneficialElephant70 2h ago
Too bad he doesn't live by them. Didn't Jesus tell a rich man to sell all his possessions and give it to the poor if he wanted to follow him? Bet elon missed that one.
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u/nelson6364 2h ago
I wonder what he thinks about the bible verse concerning the camel and the eye of a needle.
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u/ConnectionBasic9468 2h ago
... Says the Nazi who's hording cash and stripping the poorest of theirs by Doge cuts.
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u/ModifiedLeaf 2h ago
Proceeds to pay 300 million in political donations instead of helping those in need
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u/waterspot44 2h ago
Lie, lie, lie. I call bullshit I have watched him for 20 years. The only person that is a bigger POS. Is trump. Pretty low bar.
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u/antsinmyeyestrey 2h ago
Yeah, those words resonated with a goddamn Nazi. What a fuck ass bitch that could do so much good, but simply chooses not too
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u/Thewayliesbeforeyou 2h ago
There is no exact official count, but statistical modeling and public health estimates indicate that hundreds of thousands of children have died as a result of the cuts to U.S. Agency for International Development (USAID) and global health programs Trump, Elon, and Big Balls - guilty of starving the poorest people on earth. Fuck You MAGA
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u/Daniels_Words 1h ago
What a simp. The literal richest man in the world. So sad. He's the saddest, loneliest fucker in the world.
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u/Velcro_ScrScrScr 1h ago
look at how he specifically chooses his words, he tries to appear as a christian without ever putting jesus above himself. he specifically says "i agree with his teachings", not "i want to follow/i try to follow his teachings" once again proving how arrogant he is. he's so pathetic that even in his own attempt at manipulating a group of people he's still afraid of imply somebody would be greater than himself
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u/Acceptable-Error356 1h ago
Nobody believes any of these men in power. If you're unning things when the world goes to shit, you're obviously part of the problem.
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u/Various-Zucchini-613 1h ago
I love it when the man that Epstein and his friends thought was too weird to hang out with tells me about religion.
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u/Pay_Penber 1h ago
Uhg is the religious ban-wagon really that effective a lever for controlling the uneducated? Even Elon is pretending now? Sheesh jesus was a socialist guys read the actual book you pretend to like
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u/mylifeisaboogerbubbl 1h ago
Yes. It's pathetically easy. Look at any youtuber or celebrity that finds themselves failing at what they do. What is their next move? Hard pivot right . Because it works.
And I don't say that to mock, it's genuinely sad that so many are that gullible that they can't see it.
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u/Eastern_Froyo733 1h ago
Trump et. al. figured how to sway the masses... Openly say they believe in God, albeit never practicing a damn word from the book. Idiots believe they are the righteous thus proving religion is a god damn cult
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u/andymaclean19 1h ago
A lot of people are suddenly claiming religion in the name of rightwing politics. I wonder if he is genuine or one of them? Do you think he goes to church on Sunday very often? Do you think he reflects on the advice given in sermons?
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u/dubblies 57m ago
His teachings all say dont be like Elon
Im not surprised, christians are dumb as fuck. And im not talking about the existence of God im saying they are generally super dumb people.
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u/AnjelicaTomaz 52m ago
He doesn’t realize that Jesus would ask him to give away his vast fortune which Musk would never do. Just another “Christian” cosplay.
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u/xXNickAugustXx 50m ago
Can you name one verse? No peeking. How about his commentary on the wealthy?
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u/Kurt_Ottman 37m ago
Yeah, and then he chooses the religion that forced women to have an abortion if they were suspected of cheating, while funding a political party that wants to ban abortion. Make it make sense.
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u/spiked_mcroon 32m ago
A powerful reminder that the richest man in the world thinks you're a fucking idiot
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u/Outrageous_Let7868 14m ago
Matthew 6:24: "No one can serve two masters. Either you will hate the one and love the other, or you will be devoted to the one and despise the other. You cannot serve both God and money."
Matthew 19:24: "Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God."
Luke12:15: "Take care, and be on your guard against all covetousness, for one's life does not consist in the abundance of his possessions."
Matthew 19:21-22: “If you want to be perfect, go, sell your possessions and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me. When the young man heard this, he went away sad, because he had great wealth."
Mark 12:41–44: "And Jesus sat over against the treasury, and beheld how the people cast money into the treasury: and many that were rich cast in much. And there came a certain poor widow, and she threw in two mites, which make a farthing. And he called unto him his disciples, and saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That this poor widow hath cast more in, than all they which have cast into the treasury:For all they did cast in of their abundance; but she of her want did cast in all that she had, even all her living."
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u/capitandosceleponos 2h ago
Yes, please tell me more about Jesus’ teachings and cutting off USAID to starve children and the most vulnerable. Spare me this bullshit of trying to paint musk for anything other than what he is: a nazi.
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u/Over_Experience8776 7h ago
The elite have always used religion to twist the narrative and assume moral high ground.