r/GirlDinnerDiaries • 🪿 feeding the soft animal of my body • 23h ago

Yap & Snack I’ve never seen my partners whole face

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I’ve known my partner for 6 years now and he’s never shaved in that time; he’s always rocked a full comfy beard and stash, only trimming every week or so.

I remember (early on) when I discovered the shape of his upper lip because he accidentally trimmed his mustache too short, and I was somehow shocked to discover he had such a cute upper lip

I don’t think about it that often but I truly can’t imagine his face without 50%+ of it covered in hair, kinda spooks me sometimes when I do think about it (but not in any serious way, I love the man, probably still if he’d have no face at all)

(Sometimes I really wanna use an image generator to find out what his face looks like under there but it feels highly invasive and also fuck AI)

Dinner is butternut squash and feta cheese, I think I’ll blend it for a sauce or a soup

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u/NoCaulNoShow 23h ago

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u/Odumera Pastafarian 🍝 23h ago edited 20h ago

This is my husband! I've seen photos with "naked face" and even with the beard, people have thought he was way younger than me. If he ever shaved, I'm convinced people will think he's my child.

We're in our 40's. I've warned him if he shaves without my knowledge he should be prepared to be stabbed, and my defense will be I thought it was a home invasion from a stranger.

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u/SeaPomegranateBliss Thick Thighs ⏳ Thin Patience 20h ago

This is my husband too. If he shaved his beard, he gets carded even though we're almost 40 🤣

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u/Unhindered-Klutz3429 🧄 Anti-Vampire Taskforce 🧄 23h ago

Oh hey, it's my husband.

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u/sentimentaleyes Overthinker 💭 23h ago

Mine too!

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u/Dizzlylovely APPROVED✨ 13h ago

Nah you didn’t just pull up with that meme 😭