r/GirlDinnerDiaries • ๐Ÿชฟ feeding the soft animal of my body • 1d ago

Yap & Snack Iโ€™ve never seen my partners whole face

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Iโ€™ve known my partner for 6 years now and heโ€™s never shaved in that time; heโ€™s always rocked a full comfy beard and stash, only trimming every week or so.

I remember (early on) when I discovered the shape of his upper lip because he accidentally trimmed his mustache too short, and I was somehow shocked to discover he had such a cute upper lip

I donโ€™t think about it that often but I truly canโ€™t imagine his face without 50%+ of it covered in hair, kinda spooks me sometimes when I do think about it (but not in any serious way, I love the man, probably still if heโ€™d have no face at all)

(Sometimes I really wanna use an image generator to find out what his face looks like under there but it feels highly invasive and also fuck AI)

Dinner is butternut squash and feta cheese, I think Iโ€™ll blend it for a sauce or a soup

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u/Tarotgirl_5392 Snack Goblin 1d ago

I saw an episode of a hospital show where the patient had this thick beard for years. While he was under anesthesia, his friends shaved his beard and he had a bunch of really bad tattoos.

Hopefully that's just a ludicrous story line cooked up for tv

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u/ladyteruki Certified Snacker 1d ago

There's an episode of The Great where a noble petitions the Emperor to keep his beard because he's afraid if his wife sees him without it, she'll never sleep with him again. And indeed his face is covered with pustules.

That doesn't stop one of the main characters from sleeping with him.

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u/VelvetMafia ๐ŸŒˆ Vagetarian 21h ago

This was based on a true story from the reign of Ivan the Terrible, IIRC

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u/the_penelopiad we listen and we only judge a little 1d ago

They werenโ€™t just bad they were swastikas

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