r/HaveWeMet • u/ImaginaryFace69 • 2d ago

News-Worthy *Official Statement to the Community and Local Authorities*

The Nostrovia Care & Dispensary Group publicly clarifies that it DOES NOT engage in the cultivation and/or sale of narcotic or highly controlled substances, in strict compliance with Article 42-B of the Lower Duck Pond Municipal Health Surveillance Regulations.

We reiterate that all health products and therapeutic compounds offered by this clinic are carefully prescribed by qualified professionals, and distributed entirely free of charge, in full compliance with current legislation and the guidelines set forth in Article 115, Item IV, of the Lower Duck Pond Local Pharmaceutical Guidelines Law.

The administration remains available for any further clarification that may be needed.

Sincerely,

Dr. Lidiya Antonova Doctor in Charge Administrative Board Nostrovia Care & Dispensary

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u/ZephyrGale143 Old Hag in the cottage by the forest edge. Free candy. 2d ago

Yes, dear, that's nice. Anyone needing to stock up their cbd/thc supply, you know where my cottage is. Around dusk is the best time.

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u/7781Michael Kindness Ambassador 2d ago

So I can just show up? Dusk sounds good. And free candy too?

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u/Drew-Pickles Sketch Artist & Gherkin Connoisseur 2d ago

I have candy...

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u/7781Michael Kindness Ambassador 2d ago

Yeah but she got weed so I be going there at dusk for the weed and candy

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u/ImaginaryFace69 2d ago

Sorry dear it appear i don't have any, Lois took my last bit of snickers

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u/ImaginaryFace69 2d ago

I'll look after, thanks

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u/OhReallyVernon Agnes/retired school librarian 2d ago

ok doctor what made you post this? I saw lois tramping around again last weekend and she seems to hang around your place often so we all know what that means ha

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u/ImaginaryFace69 2d ago edited 2d ago

Shes a good girl, come here very often indeed to chat along with the people (and try to snatch on some snickers bars), been trying to offer her a part time and she keeps refusing, if you could actualy talk to her for me.

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