r/HolUp • u/Gamken • 1d ago

Whaaat?

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 1d ago

u/Gamken, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/giftopherz 1d ago

Am I the only one thinking everybody has their legs but one leg is ugly?

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u/OldKidfromNJ 1d ago

Or one girl has none and another one has 3.

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u/VagDickerous 1d ago

Pulls chair up closer Sounds like my kind of place, tell me more.

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u/I_Am_SagitariusA 1d ago

I’ll have both, please

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u/MyNewTransAccount 20h ago

One girl has 39 and 19 have 0

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u/giftopherz 1d ago

Wait WHAT???!!

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u/Justyn2 1d ago

Somebody has no legs and somebody else has three

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u/SparklyPelican 1d ago

I have two ugly legs

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u/giftopherz 1d ago

But you're not at Bubbles, are you?

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u/katsudon-jpz 1d ago

i was stumped for awhile

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u/Psychological_Yak_47 1d ago

Hey Peggy is a nice gal

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u/Pirate_Gem-In-Eye 1d ago

Yarr, she brings all me hearties to the yard

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u/Bass_Player_64 1d ago

She told me her name was Eileen!

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u/Conscious-Permit-466 1d ago

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u/Ok-Bar9934 1d ago

U will happy very

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u/Zhiong_Xena 1d ago

Lore accurate Indian man, lol

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u/caffinated-biker 1d ago

😂🤣😂😅

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u/PrestigiousAd4246 1d ago

You'd multiply the legs by 3x in Thialand.

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u/Delicious-Radio-7083 12h ago

So 13 ladies* it is. It's a win either way

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u/RX1542 1d ago

Hey that's better than  41 legs

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u/hendarknight 1d ago

Speak for yourself

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u/AuntieMarkovnikov 1d ago

One mermaid?

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u/OrangeThrower 1d ago

…. No? - a fin doesn’t count as a leg.

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u/Emoshy_ 1d ago

Depends on the stage of evolution

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u/MaxCWebster 1d ago

As Steve Martin said in the 70s about seeing a show in Las Vegas:

Look at the tits! There must be 57 of them!

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u/caffinated-biker 1d ago

Who's Blowing Bubbles there??

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u/seedsofchaos 1d ago

Bubbles is my neighbor.

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u/The_Real_Pearl 1d ago

There was a dancer at this absolute shit hole near me that had a prosthetic leg. Shit was hilarious

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u/DS3M 1d ago

I remember the slogan for a spot in NW IN - 300 beautiful girls and 2 ugly ones

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u/magondrago 1d ago

Wow a proper r/HolUp , make a wish!

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u/Fr05t_B1t 1d ago

Better than if it said 41

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u/zonazog 1d ago

Peggy is a real looker!!!

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u/damngoodengineer 1d ago

One is amputated

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u/BlueExorzist 1d ago

Then I hope it’s 50% off

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u/morey56 1d ago

Hopper is the best!!

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u/StevesRoomate 1d ago

well she's got the one bad leg

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u/Yankeewithoutacause 1d ago

It should say 37 sexy legs and leave it open to the real kinky

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u/royalpain2 1d ago

Went to a club a few years ago and one of the dancers had a cast… it was kinda sad.

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u/Mr-A-1991 1d ago

I don't understand, is this about a peg leg or some inside joke? Is this a strip club or some sort of mechanized orgy facility full of free-use humans or robots? "Meine Zündkerze muss gereinigt werden" as Google translate tells me to say.

I swear to god, I am not a bot.

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u/candyking16 1d ago

🤔 mermaid or Peggy leggy

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u/Doctor_Saved 1d ago

Better than 41 legs.

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u/MasterChiefmas 1d ago

At Bubbles, one of the dancers is the one who gets wood.

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u/SevenInch_Rob_ 1d ago

Mike Bong

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u/galacticHH 1d ago

That one give lapdances half off.

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u/Tart-Pomgranate5743 1d ago

I… guess that’s better than advertising 41? At least the math seems to hold up better.

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u/jw8533 1d ago

And 41 lovely tiddies

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u/BushWookie-Alpha 1d ago

"Three is for Fun" - Total Recall.

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u/Rare-Unit7076 1d ago

Ye theres one girl with no legs and one girl... Well...

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u/badjano 1d ago

took me way too long to get it

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u/Consequence-Lumpy 1d ago

what does an unsexy leg look like

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u/lmmsoon 1d ago

Eileen is back working at Bubbles again