r/HomestarRunner • u/Key_Independence_103 • 3d ago

What phrase defines you the best?

For me: DELETED!

I'm serious.

40 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

107 comments sorted by

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u/GrenadeBong 3d ago

Cool, cool, depressing, cool

5

u/Key_Independence_103 3d ago

That's too bad

20

u/Frogomb 3d ago

Buy all our playsets and toys!

4

u/Insanebrain247 3d ago

As a Transformers collector, I concur.

2

u/Frogomb 3d ago

I waste a lot of dollars on the war hams myself

0

u/Key_Independence_103 3d ago

So you're a salesman

18

u/trilogyjab 3d ago

I was raised by a cup of coffee

10

u/history_teacher88 3d ago

I'm a song from the 60's

7

u/Dusty_Scrolls 3d ago

I'm the son of a chipwich

2

u/Key_Independence_103 3d ago

You guys need to work at a novelty factory or play in a college rock band.

1

u/Key_Independence_103 4h ago

Can I have one?

3

u/Dusty_Scrolls 4h ago

Ohhhhhhh no, you shanked my Jenga ship!

1

u/Key_Independence_103 31m ago

I meant a chipwich

2

u/Key_Independence_103 4h ago

Did you read the news today? Oh boy.

1

u/Key_Independence_103 2d ago

So your father drank a lot of coffee?

1

u/trilogyjab 2d ago

He did. And does. Same with my mom. Same with my grandparents

15

u/SpaceCaptainFlapjack 3d ago

Corn chips are no place for a mighty warrior

2

u/Key_Independence_103 3d ago

So you prefer potato then

13

u/1997PontiacGrandAmGT 3d ago

“The kind that are only sorta hot so they don’t mess around with other guys”

3

u/DoughnutPlease 3d ago

Hahaha, same

12

u/rxjen 3d ago

I can make it on my own!

5

u/whynaut4 3d ago

Heart of a champion

1

u/Key_Independence_103 3d ago

So you're an athlete

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u/whynaut4 3d ago

7

u/dasbanqs 3d ago

I'm thinking of getting into... Sniff... male modeling? Or maybe... high finance?... I JUST DON'T KNOW.

3

u/StrangeHombr3 3d ago

I think of this constantly

11

u/REDDITSHITLORD 3d ago

I should... Eat a pony.

1

u/Key_Independence_103 2d ago

What is wrong with you?

12

u/Angel_Blade91 3d ago

"Computer over?! Virus = very yes?!" That's not a good prize!

3

u/RedStellaSafford 3d ago

My favorite haiku! 😍

1

u/Key_Independence_103 3d ago

Rapping at the door
Opens empty pillowcase
so sick of Smarties

1

u/Key_Independence_103 3d ago

That's too bad.

12

u/hotsoupisonmyeye 3d ago

They tell me not to, but I still drinks it!!

0

u/Key_Independence_103 3d ago

So you're an alcoholic

6

u/hotsoupisonmyeye 3d ago

Well I’m actually talking about ranch dress straight out the bottle, but I do like to wash it down with a cold one.

2

u/Key_Independence_103 3d ago

Drinking salad dressing? That's grosser than gross.

2

u/hotsoupisonmyeye 2d ago

Stop saying words.

10

u/Music_God1727 3d ago

“And for some reason, StrongSad became WAY whiner than he used to be”

It’s so easy to complain the more I grow up honestly. I try not to but…

18

u/Music_God1727 3d ago

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u/number__ten 3d ago

My oldest kid is super picky. I use this exact voice when he suddenly doesn't like toast or something.

5

u/Music_God1727 3d ago

He’s so real for that

3

u/Quas-Artist 3d ago

This one's me when I'm on my medication.

2

u/Music_God1727 3d ago

Haha. Real. All the ADHD

10

u/RedStellaSafford 3d ago

"What do you mean, I'm less than B?"

3

u/dasbanqs 3d ago

<B >KO)->

2

u/Key_Independence_103 3d ago

So you're a text mess?

1

u/Key_Independence_103 3d ago

That would've been me when I got my first C in college.

1

u/nakinng 2d ago

WIRELESS WIZARD!!!!

11

u/philharwell 3d ago

A protected landmark with surprisingly clean restrooms

4

u/DoughnutPlease 3d ago

Comes to mind every time (on the occasional occasion) where I'm surprised by how nice a bathroom is. Comes at me like The Paper

2

u/philharwell 3d ago

I used to put this sentence in the bio part of signing up. What fun!

1

u/Key_Independence_103 3d ago

A weird way to describe self confidence

10

u/Insanebrain247 3d ago

"On a scale from 1 to awesome, I'm super great!"

8

u/witheredfrond 3d ago

I’m a dot com

1

u/Key_Independence_103 3d ago

So you're a website?

6

u/8-Mighty-Arms 3d ago

Ones that are not cold are scarcely ones at all.

7

u/carlosdelvaca 3d ago

Makin’ some kind of a witch’s brew

1

u/Key_Independence_103 3d ago

On Halloween maybe

8

u/gominokouhai 3d ago

Garbledina.

1

u/mcnokes 3d ago

Fact two: garbledina

7

u/Skidmarks-187 3d ago

And that's when I tampered with the DNA evidence!...

1

u/Key_Independence_103 3d ago

So you're a criminal

2

u/Skidmarks-187 3d ago

Well.. yknow, I..

One thing I should..

'Scuse me for one second.

8

u/AdCompetitive7952 3d ago

My 65 year old dad still says

No 2 people are not on fire

7

u/al2o3cr 3d ago

Do you use your powers for good, or for awesome?

5

u/dasbanqs 3d ago

I'll be there like shareware.

1

u/Key_Independence_103 3d ago

Isn't shareware dangerous?

6

u/HeadLong8136 3d ago

Deep sea fangly fish

0

u/Key_Independence_103 3d ago

That's a creature, not a quote

1

u/HeadLong8136 3d ago

You just aren't thinking deeply about it.

5

u/Candid_Reading_7267 3d ago

So that’s when I realized I don’t even need Lamaze classes.

5

u/DubiousAdviceGiver 3d ago

Fluffy Puff Marshmallows!!

1

u/Key_Independence_103 3d ago

With melonade

1

u/AllTheStars07 2d ago

They’re fluffity, they’re puffity 

5

u/WalnutBottom 3d ago

Today is alright for tonight.

2

u/randomlytoasted 2d ago

Drivin a corvette and feelin alright

5

u/GurtCobain 3d ago

“it’s a good thing they make you turn off your bazookas before movies man, or every one of my theater going experiences would end in smoldering crater fashion.”

5

u/Admirable-Eagle-231 3d ago

Everybody to the limit!!

4

u/thanksalotpal 3d ago

I miss video games.

5

u/dasbanqs 3d ago

I miss my mom.

3

u/Key_Independence_103 3d ago

That's too bad

2

u/Key_Independence_103 3d ago

So you can't play video games anymore?

1

u/thanksalotpal 2d ago

I was at work, but now I have video games again. I will miss them again in the morning time.

3

u/-Emilinko1985- 3d ago

Dork the Daring.

3

u/ReactsWithWords 3d ago

Let's sing a song of Pennzoil!

3

u/randomlytoasted 3d ago

In conclusion, I look good in red

3

u/DoughnutPlease 3d ago

Ally? Or Ally's sister? There is two of them!

3

u/Shima33 3d ago

Slightly used and mostly confused!

2

u/AllTheStars07 2d ago

What’s her face or I’m sad that I’m flying were mine in the college days. Now it’s probably WHAT MORE DO THEY WANT?!

1

u/Key_Independence_103 2d ago

I said quote

1

u/AllTheStars07 2d ago

Those are quotes? Strong Bad says what’s her face, Strong Sad said the second one, and Marshie said the last one. 

0

u/Key_Independence_103 2d ago

Oh ok. You should've used quotation marks.

2

u/maxcascone 2d ago

Do you HAZ what it takes??

2

u/Lexi_Banner 2d ago

Some people need an ice cream sandwich. [Lexi_Banner] needs an ice cream sandwich.

1

u/cakeday366 3d ago

BALEETED!

1

u/hugohikari 3d ago

be's careful

1

u/nakinng 2d ago

Heart of a lion and the wings of a bat

1

u/Flukie42 2d ago

Kids don't play with too many knives

1

u/deadchannelstv 2d ago

A tidal wave of marshalade!

1

u/JasonRBoone 2d ago

Heart of a champeen

1

u/Papa_G_ 1d ago

Somebody get this freaking duck away from me.

1

u/SportEfficient8553 1d ago

I promised the team I would get them real fruit smoothies if they won the game. And they won the game.

1

u/Key_Independence_103 4h ago

Nice to see you're nice to your kids

1

u/CognitiveNerd1701 9h ago

I don't even know what I'm doing with my life!

1

u/Key_Independence_103 4h ago

I don't remember that one