r/IAmAFiction • u/The_Ki_Project • 8d ago

Fantasy Ive been alive for seventy thousand years AMA

i was cursed by a evil dwarf to reincarnate forever, ive lived over six thousand lives and ive even been to a different planet and every country on earth at least 4 times anyway AMA

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u/Holothuroid 7d ago

How many languages do you speak and speak still?

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u/The_Ki_Project 7d ago

im not really sure whenever i talk to someone speaking a different language they always start speaking the same language as me after a few words but they never seem alarmed by the change and never bring it up so i assume it must be something like All Speak, i assume it was the dwarfs doing. although whenever i talk i used to hear lumarian until about six thousand years ago when i started learning local middle eastern dialect

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u/FicQuestionBot 8d ago

How would you like to die?

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u/The_Ki_Project 8d ago

well ive died thousands of times but my favorite death so far was fighting this dragon in Kansas about 8000 years ago, well it wasn't really a dragon it was more of a jade snake that came out of a hill to the sky, im hoping i can find it one more time if its still alive.

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u/cr1ttter 8d ago

What's your favorite joke from your time of origin?

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u/The_Ki_Project 7d ago

man hungry, man goes outside, man gets eaten by bear, bear not hungry

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u/Nerx 3d ago

did you master many martial arts?