Da Great Fishy Heist

[u/Shazzley]

Frens,

while Meowmy an Pawther wuz doing a terrible abandin ob us fur elebenty billion forebers, da Substitoote Hooman came to take care ob us ebery day. She gibbed us fud an snackies, played wif us an let us hab balcony time.

An one ebening after playtime, she made a blooper. She did not close da door to da forbidden toy room all da way.

We noticed. Ob course we noticed...

So me an Nia did a break-in!

We opened da door an knocked ober da wand toy stand. We pulled out da wands an investigated da whole stash.

Dere wuz mousies, fevvers, wiggly tings... all kinds ob eggsellent illegal loot!!

But frens...

Dere wuz da Fishy... Mine Fishy 💜

Normally Meowmy only lets me hab Fishy fur supervised playtime an takes him away when Ai am done.

Not dis time!

Ai liberated mine Fishy an bapped an kicked him. Nia found her own contraband an we had glorious unsupervised wand toy time wif no hoomans anywhere to stop us.

Ai may also hab bitten off Fishy’s tail an eaten it... Allegedly...

Unfortunately, our otherwise eggsellent plan had one flaw.

Da spy cams!

Meowmy wuz elebenty billion miles away an still somehow saw our crimez. She called da Substitoote Hooman, who came back an discovered da full extent ob our operashun.

Da wands wuz confiscated...

Da toys wuz returned...

Fishy went back to jail...

Da forbidden room wuz secured...

But frens...

We regret nuffin!!!

– Astra da Bard & Nia aka Batcat

Go crimez!

[u/Full-Friendship-7581]

Su muc fun! Meomys awaz ruiz eberting…

Lub Bubba an Bits

[u/Shazzley → u/Full-Friendship-7581]

Frens Bubba an Bits, eggsactly!! Eberyting wuz going purrfectly until Meowmy got involved 😾

[u/Electrical-Act-7170]

Greebles dood it.

[u/Shazzley → u/Electrical-Act-7170]

Fren, yoo mus be rite!! Ai cannot beliebe da greebles framed us like dis!

[u/Electrical-Act-7170 → u/Shazzley]

Greebles are ebil.

[u/samemamabear]

Go Crimez! Da fishy liberashun sounds like a most fun crime!

[u/Shazzley → u/samemamabear]

it wuz!! Ai wuz simply correcting an injusthiss 😸

[u/ailathan]

Fren Astra an Nia, greit criminuls! Ai dmair yoo frum ober heer. Mr Mixie

[u/Shazzley → u/ailathan]

Tank yoo, fren Mxyzptlk! Praise from a 5th dimensional imp cat iz high praise indeed!

[u/Taminella_Grinderfal]

Frend deese flock surbailence cameras is outta control, deese hoomans warchin owr every move! I fink we needs to stage a mass destruckshun event across da nation!

[u/Shazzley → u/Taminella_Grinderfal]

da surbailence iz a serious problem fur da criminal community! Ai clearly need to include spy cam neutralizashun in mine next operashun

[u/ryylin]

GO CRIMEZ!!! yuz did a sneeky play time crimez! Aibdo a big impress. But da meowmy ruined it all. Do a soo.

[u/Shazzley → u/ryylin]

Fren Ciaran, yoo may be rite. Ai already sooed her fur da abandin. Ai did not realize Ai mite hab a second case! Iz yoo a pawyer yet?

[u/ryylin → u/Shazzley]

Sorry. Ai nawt a pawyer but ai shure der beez wun dat cud do yuz a halp.

[u/Shazzley → u/ryylin]

Den maybeh yoo should tink about becomin one. Yoo gib gud adbice

[u/ryylin → u/Shazzley]

Aww fank yuz!

[u/mostlylurking07]

Go cwimes friends!!!

Woo won! Dat what dey get fow doing such a big abandon to woo! Woo should wegwet noffing! I so happy woo had fun! I bweak into da cwoset to get my wand toy awl da time too!

Awso- FWEE FISHY! FWEE FISHY! FWEE FISHY!! How vewwy daw dat he in jaiw???

🖤🤍🧡AJ

(Their FACES im slides 2 and 3! Absolutely looking busted!)

[u/Shazzley → u/mostlylurking07]

Fren AJ, Ai should hab known yoo would understand! clearly mine only mistake wuz getting caught.

An Ai will tell mine Fishy he has yoor support. Yoo should come ober an den we bapbapbap togedder

[u/CharmyLah]

Go crimez! Yoo shood haz aksess to yoo toys all da tiem frens Astra n Nia!

[u/Shazzley → u/CharmyLah]

Fren Basil, eggsactly!! Meowmy sez Fishy needs “superbishun” because Ai eated him tail once or twice or maybeh four times tops. Dis sounds like dispropurrshunate restricshuns to me

[u/fancyamazon]

GO CRIMS!!! I am jellus ob yoos fun crim time!!

-Storm

[u/Shazzley → u/fancyamazon]

Fren Storm, yoo just need to wait fur yoor hoomans to make a mistake. Dey always do evenshually

[u/fancyamazon → u/Shazzley]

Yes Dey ar very dum dum. Fanks fur da suppurt!

[u/IllustratorNo9988]

FREE ASTRA FISHY

[u/Chaos_Cat-007]

What excellent crimz!

[u/Shazzley → u/Chaos_Cat-007]

Tank yoo 💜

[u/SisterAntistita]

I fink dat neow yoo knoe dey haz spyin camberas, yoo shuld find dem an do a sabootage! Dis can be done manee ways: knockin/turnin dem so dey can no see you, chewin throo dey wirez (but don do dat), or cubbering dem up (drag a blankie,vNiko-style!) Udder den dat, dis Eggsalad crimez!! Go home alone crimes!! 🖤🩷Jynx

[u/Shazzley → u/SisterAntistita]

Fren Jynx, dis iz excellent adbice!! Ai will hab to practice da Niko-style blankie technique before mine next operashun, or maybeh Ai just will bapbapbap it

[u/Haunting_Bend346]

Frens dis da best crimez!!! Hehehehe!

[u/wistybear]

Most Grate Crimes, Frens Astra n Nia. As yoo said, getting caught was the only bad part, Well dun! -Wisty

[u/Shazzley → u/wistybear]

Tanks, fren Wisty! Yoo iz rite, we had soo much fun 💜 go crimez!

[u/GingerSnapped242]

GO FISHY CRIMEZ!

[u/Shazzley → u/GingerSnapped242]

Fishy crimez are da bestest 💜

[u/kelptastic_1]

Hi. It’s me Daisy. I am a cyper sepuritee eggspert. Sooo meowmy for spying. Its illegal!

I can represent. Spend meny days in jury bocks.

[u/Shazzley → u/kelptastic_1]

Fren Daisy, a cyper sepuritee eggspert!! Yoo iz eggsactly da pawyer we need! Do yoo also know how to make spy cam ebidence mysteriously disappear? Askin for a fren 👀

[u/kelptastic_1 → u/Shazzley]

Ohhhh yes…bad bap bap!! It moooves ans won’t spy!