Sorry I no post dis last week mammi no had de tiem!!! 🙄🙄🙄

But as yous know I Morgana the beautifull is named aftur a witch! And so is Trix! So it only da most appurrpiate we also dress as witches!!!

Dis bes wez cud du todai!

Lub Bubba an Bits

🎶Wes do de mash, de monster mash🎶

Acos, doo to poor aministradive skills by mine assistant (Meowmy!), one act frum owr talent serch didnt maek it onstage at deh festibal! So heers dey iz, purrformin Thriller, Skali, Randall & Domino! Les gib dem a sum appawse!! - Jynx
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I did not want to post this after seeing that our esteemed friend Smuffi has went on an adventure but earlier today I learned that my baby boy JP got out of the house about a month ago and there has been no sign of him since. My sister- who has been taking care of all 3 of them for nearly the entire calendar year-had chosen not to tell me in hopes that he would turn up before I came to visit- and didn't want to put more of a strain on me mentally and emotionally during this already tough part of the year. I am not at all angry or upset by her decision as she is navigating a tough situation and did what she thought was right. I am devastated currently- the last time I owned cats I had one that got taken from me in a similar manner. It took me 9 and a half years before I trusted myself to be a pet owner again and I lost yet another in the same brutal fashion. I feel like an abject failure. I will spend the rest of my life hoping that my baby boy found a human who loved him as much as I did and as much as his fur parents and my sister did and that none of the wildlife in the area got him- or that he is(was) suffering for any length of time. For now I will continue to be a part of this wonderful space as his parents are still alive deathly and bigger cuddle bugs than I remember. I feel for Smuffis human in so many ways right now and wish I had the ability to process this in a better way.

Yours truly,

Jason the human

Frens, mine winter coat is coming in funny dis year! Der dese white streaks and is jus keep growing out ob mine hed!

Da hooman jus added all dis lab equipiment with bubbles and sparks? Mebbe dis is makin mins fur grow?

-Murphy da Floofaloof

Himz shud kno betta dan tew fite Mr Fluffy . . .

We do a cat-based seqkwell to the hooman moobies of the passt, but we do it better. The Bride of Frankhisstine, Draclawa, and The Meownster! (Of corse, it’s just us in costooms.) Love, Minx, Athena and Marmalade

Ai iz da Mr. Frankenstein monstah! Mrrrraah! Stomp Stomp Stomp!! Fire Bad!!!

(Meowmy here, when she’s mad she sounds exactly like Peter Boyle in Young Frankenstein 😂😂)

Ai iz just a quiet monster dat jus wants tew be left alone wif himz catto Kay.

Hai hai hai eberbuddy! Amber heer. Dis be da Nü Cat at mai haus. Hims com frum a Cat Lodge, ware hims wuz be fostert. Mai peepuls dopted hims lastest Friday Oct 9.

Hims be juss ober 4 monthe olde. Hims foster name wuz Dragon (Ai dunno wye). Mai peepuls wanna chanje it, mebbe ta Desmond, butt hims no tawkin ta anybuddy im owr haus yet, no lettin us sees hims yet (Meowma maykt dis pichur ob Pawpa gibbin hims Churu at da Lodge), sew dey gonna wayt ta do da noo name til hims kwit doin da hidehidehide frum awlla us.

Hims com wif a buntsh ob toys 'n Ai sorta play wif a cuppla dem wen hims no kno bowt it. Hims hab hims own food, butt wull eet mine ifn hims no sees me. Wez gotta get dat strate soon. Ai did a hiss-growl at hims a cuppla tymes, butt no bapbapbaps. Ai be prittee nise sew far. 😼

Amber 🐾🐾🧡

Henlo frens,

dis taim ai iz monsturr. No speis steishuns, jus a furroshus beeg monsturr! Gwaa! Iz yoo skaard?

Ai maiself kud meow yoo hau AWL hawrur cawmix wuz BANNDED butt ai nou yoo doan car, so njoi mi as monsturr fur a lil moar taim.

Mr LobiXomem

(Art credit goes to the incredible Emil Ferris who drew all of this in ballpoint pen in My Favorite Thing is Monsters because I was too lazy to find an EC Comics cover to put Mixie into. I don’t know much horror, so that’s why I struggled with backstory this time.)

Frens dis week fur moobie toosday me & Eamonn u/cappucinocupcake gots ourz bestest clobber on & haf bisit da hairdressers!

Here wez iz fur monster mashes up!

Ruby

I been busy in my lab lately, and I been doin a Big Experimentin usin fren Eamonn DNA 🧬 u/cappucinocupcake
I fink I found da formula, frens!

I cant do my hair as well as Fren Ruby but I did find an excellent cape and teefs for my costume

-Wisty

Ahoy, me frens, me mateyz. Yoo mite be wonderin whye it iz me adressin yoo today, an whye Ai am wearin diss hat. Todaye iz an grave daye furr us awl. Owr beloved Cat'n, owr mentawr, owr fren, haz desided ta go on a journey ob his owm, awaye frum uz an frum da Grompee Shork. Dis fills mee wiff soo mush sadness, words cawnt eben eggspress. Hyeoweber, in his absense, owr beloved Cat'n Smuffi haz naymed me az himb suksessor az Cat'n ob da Grumpee Shork. Whyle ob cowrse Ai haff dreamt ob bein mai own Cat'n one dae, Ai did nawt eggspect eet so soon an under sush sirrcumstanses.

Iz been littul moar den a yeer dat Ai cames to dis ship, a scrawnee bebe void wiff littul self esteemz an manee douts aboot oneseff. Wiffout da Catn's halp an himbs amazeen Purrassee Apurentiss Pawgram, Ai wud nawt be da cat Ai ams twodae. Iz eet nawt troo dat da sayme applyes ta manee ob yoo az well? ❤️ So, ib yoo is crue memba or apurentiss or purrate ob de Grompee Shork, pleeze tell me belo so Ai can mayke a full list ob da crue membaz fur foochore crime spreez (an so mai dumdum meowmie 2 doeznt furrgets ta tag peepls az well)! Ib aneebodee ob yurr frens mebbe dun see dis speech ob myne, pleeze tag dems az well so dey knoez!

Ai pawmise yoo awl, Ai wills do wat iz in mai powar ta keep da Grompee Shork on cowrse in himb spirit, da wae he wud haff wannted eet! Da Purrassee Apurentiss Pawgram wills continoo! Da Purrate Recrootment wills continoo! An moss ob awl, da Purrate Crimez an Pawteez an Sailin an Plundarin wills CONTINOO!! Raise yoo paw inna air an gib me yurr loudest GO CRIMEZ in honoawr ob owr belubbed Cat'n Smuffi!!!

⚔️☠️🔥😭GO CRIMEZ!!!! 😭🔥☠️⚔️

Greetins, Cat'n Wednesday ob de Grompee Shork, BP!!

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Frens, reeed diss. It splanes ebryfang....

Meowmy got a skar Saturday acuz I need inistheesia an no mor too teefs. I gess afore dey need to tak bloods to see if helfy. Dey call meowmy to say I hab eleevayted kalseeyum an dat mite be bad? I tink I need to soo to mak meowmy not skar an sad an halp understandeeng wat kalseeyum iz an wy it bad?

(Any advice welcome!)

- Maleficent the Magnificent

Frens,

while Meowmy an Pawther wuz doing a terrible abandin ob us fur elebenty billion forebers, da Substitoote Hooman came to take care ob us ebery day. She gibbed us fud an snackies, played wif us an let us hab balcony time.

An one ebening after playtime, she made a blooper. She did not close da door to da forbidden toy room all da way.

We noticed. Ob course we noticed...

So me an Nia did a break-in!

We opened da door an knocked ober da wand toy stand. We pulled out da wands an investigated da whole stash.

Dere wuz mousies, fevvers, wiggly tings... all kinds ob eggsellent illegal loot!!

But frens...

Dere wuz da Fishy... Mine Fishy 💜

Normally Meowmy only lets me hab Fishy fur supervised playtime an takes him away when Ai am done.

Not dis time!

Ai liberated mine Fishy an bapped an kicked him. Nia found her own contraband an we had glorious unsupervised wand toy time wif no hoomans anywhere to stop us.

Ai may also hab bitten off Fishy’s tail an eaten it... Allegedly...

Unfortunately, our otherwise eggsellent plan had one flaw.

Da spy cams!

Meowmy wuz elebenty billion miles away an still somehow saw our crimez. She called da Substitoote Hooman, who came back an discovered da full extent ob our operashun.

Da wands wuz confiscated...

Da toys wuz returned...

Fishy went back to jail...

Da forbidden room wuz secured...

But frens...

We regret nuffin!!!

– Astra da Bard & Nia aka Batcat

Go crimez!

This video actually is few days older than the last. Here we have Brutus inserting himself into a game of Throw the Carrot!

(I love this place and all of you! 🩷)

We were at the vet today! They were able to see the little void. Who will be named Trix.

For Morgana. The vet says she is stable in weight, she is doing good overall but was very stressed at the vet. Both because she absolutly hates the vet (I love him tho he is a very good kind man!) but also Trix was there in the room but in her own carrier ofc. So That’s even more stressfull. Morgana at home however is very normal, she is still worried about the meows from the other side of the door but else she eats and does her buisness in the litterbox and not anywhere else. She sleeps in all the places she normally sleeps in. So in general at home she is good.

For Trix. He says he doesn’t feel any kittens in her belly. She is 6-8 months old so we decided her birthday Can be 1st of april making her 7months. She is 3,8kg (8,3lbs) and still doesn’t have a microchip. He also says she would be s good candidate for adoption!

Essentially were at the point where if no one says anything and I can get her to be friends with morgana before 9th of november. She Will be officially and fully mine. Which is also why I have found a name and vaccinated her. So morgana will have a miniyun even tho rn thats scary to her.

(Why 9th november? She has a spay appointment then and if I can’t keep her i do not really want to pay it tbh)

TLDR: Morgana gets a sibling named Trix!