I give.

He's like a cloth. Cloth is hairs. It's little tiny hairs. Even his mouth has little hairs. I mean, he's cloth! Cloth is just little hairs.

There was a potluck at work and I brought my soup with a secret ingredient, but bay leaf breath found out i stole her recipe ruined everything. - Bay

CASH GRAB ALL OF YOU! I USED TO BE FAN! BUT NOW ITS FOR JOCKS! ITS MAINSTREAM!

Getting ready for one of my kids birthday party later today. Not really too concerned about the place being covered head to toe in shit, or anyone making our dog blow them, not making anyone bring any hot dip...or something. It should be a fun time. BUT could use some encouragement so that I'm being my best self for my wife and I don't have any Tim type freakout. I don't want to tell her that I know that, and that I'm smarter than her... because she is actually way smarter than all of us.

You're not part of the bay leaf team!

You’re supposed to put the horsies in its mouth

When I asked the chef what was going on, he said, "Shut up."

Don't sit in the hot tub, I use it to emulsify insoluble animal fats.

Can someone explain where the bay leaf memes are coming from? Then maybe also explain why I’m so hungry for a stew? I feel like I’m off Reddit for a few days fighting off some guy for the new Dan Flashes drop then all of a sudden there’s a big fat load of bay leaves in my sub!

And it really bothered me.

When you see a bunch of families posting their outdoor family photo shoot, you schedule, oh yea you do

Do any of these... fuckers... Ever burst through the ceiling and start spewing out gelatinous exotic matter onto teens shooting at big random balls in the sky?