r/InfowarriorRides • • 2d ago

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u/Feisty-Barracuda5452 2d ago edited 2d ago

Heavily armed and easily pissed? Well, you seem nice.

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u/NotThePopeProbably 2d ago

"If we get into a fight, you know I'm armed. So, go ahead and tell the jury that's why you shot first. This bumper sticker is actually here to help keep you out of prison."

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u/xX609s-hartXx 2d ago

That translates to "pls smash my window, free gun inside".

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u/Derpifacation 2d ago

irl loot box

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u/Dustybear510 2d ago

And it’s not a micro transaction too!

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u/KifaruKubwa 2d ago

They’re basically admitting that they’re unstable. Making the very argument that they shouldn’t be allowed to have guns.

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u/Ergine_Dream 2d ago

On the contrary, I don’t think they have enough guns.

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u/kefefs_v2 2d ago

It's at least somewhat courteous to warn people up front that he's gonna try to start arguments just to escalate them into violence.

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u/Trilliam_West 7h ago

Don't worry, buddy can't afford bullets after fueling up that 8 mpg land whale.

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u/Dustybear510 2d ago

ā€œScamdemicā€. Can you believe going your whole life being against medical professionals and science.

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u/British_Rover 2d ago

In the middle of the pandemic I was one of 50 or so people left at my company who didn't get laid off. This was April or May of 2020 and I was in a meeting with the director of the company another manager and all of our employees. There were 15 or so people there and one of my employee's mothers had recently died of COVID.

The director, a guy that one of the another manager, called baby Trump or mini Trump, was blabbering on about something and he dropped the scamdemic line. At the time I don't think he knew of the mother's death but when I told him later on he didn't really care. These people are sociopaths.

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u/fullofuckingbears313 2d ago

I mean, I grew up in the non institutional church of Christ, which is one of the most strict and unhinged fundagelical denominations out there (that gets mad if you call them a denomination) and the whole "scientists are corrupt" thing was always there in groups like that. They believe in a huge conspiracy that "all scientists knew that God created the earth and it's 6000 years old and we can't trust them because they're all in on it", but yet they'll also misrepresent what the theory of evolution even says, what other religions believe, etc. to create this easier to refute version of other belief systems that make it seem silly that people believe these other things, so when the pandemic hit and there was a medical emergency that had mandatory instructions for how to prevent the spread, it didn't surprise me at all that these people distrusted the people telling them how to combat it. They believe the scientists are corrupted by Satan and part of some grand conspiracy and that they know better than them because "they're on God's side here".

Now you have it to where this stance has been validated by political leaders to where these less fundagelical people now think it's badass and edgy to hold this stance because their political leaders validate it and it "owns da libs" so here we are with these types of dumbfucks as a commonplace thing.

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u/SaltyBarDog 2d ago

Yet I am betting every single one of those jackholes went running to the ER went grandma's O2 tanked.

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u/RainDownAndDestroyMe 2d ago

I genuinely can't relate to what it must be like to be such a fucking waste of existence. These people are such losers.

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u/awmaleg 2d ago

One of the guys at my work died from Covid. People like the driver have zero empathy for anyone except themselves. That’s the broken system we live in tho

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u/big_ringer 2d ago

There was a hyper-conservative woman at my church - wanted to abolish the minimum wage, ban Muslims from entering the country, all that. I later found out she died of covid. Wouldn't have surprised me if she was a covid denier.

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u/b3_yourself 2d ago

My dad is a former nurse and calls covid plandemic still

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u/eruptingmoltenlava 2d ago

My family member had major surgery in 2020 and some of the nurses were very obviously of the same mind. Astonishing that you can be employed in healthcare and be like that. I mean, yes, there is and was a nationwide nursing shortage in the US, but it still feels shocking.

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u/DrSendy 1d ago

Did he vote for Trump? The person that was in when the plandemic started?

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u/The_Lone_Noblesse 2d ago

It was a scamdemic in the sense of politicians and the wealthy getting loan forgiveness on the massive PPP Loans that they took out.

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u/BurntArnold 2h ago

A lot of tweakers were participating in scamdemic behavior with the PPP loans and Covid money in general.

Source: I was a tweaker during Covid lmao

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u/SaltyBarDog 2d ago

I recently discovered a cousin's wife is one of those fugging antivax morons.

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u/etherizedonatable 2d ago

And a ā€œā€Plandemicā€ at the same time. These fucking people.

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u/slayden70 8h ago

They really are so egomaniacal that they think they're smarter than everyone. This is the point in the intelligence bell curve that is dangerous. Being stupid enough that you think you're actually smart, and the patterns you falsely "see" blow up the points of thousands of experts.

We really need to have special handling for these people, not giving them guns and political power.

They are not sane.

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u/Fomulouscrunch 2d ago

I saw a whiny talk piece just yesterday about how men aren't going to clubs anymore because they can't hook up anymore. This seems related.

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u/theoTanimal 2d ago

I answered the Covid line at the hospital. These were the callers

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u/KifaruKubwa 2d ago

ā€œBut how can my husband be dying when this isn’t real?ā€

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u/justananontroll 2d ago

Just ask Herman Cain.

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u/HeyYouGuyyyyyyys 1d ago

My sister's a nurse. This year she was cleaning up a patient while a relative of the patient was in the room.

Relative: Did you make a lot of money during covid?

Sister: what?

Relative: They paid you to diagnose patients with covid. How much money did you make?

Sister: A lot. That's why I'm in Bermuda right now instead of wiping your mother-in-law's ass.

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u/archwin 1d ago

What’s weird, is we had a couple of clinic and inpatient nurses who… didn’t really believe it either and refused vaccines at the height of the pandemic

They were let go, but it was WEIRD

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u/mokutou 1d ago

Your sister is my hero, as someone who worked on Covid units during the pandemic.

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u/HeyYouGuyyyyyyys 1d ago

I have no fucking idea how *anyone* who worked with Covid *anything* is still able to speak to humans without rage.

I'm so sorry you went through that, and still go through it. My sister will never not go through it. She stuffed body bags for eighteen months; the miracle is that she didn't and doesn't start fistfights.

I had covid right at the start, like, April 2020, when nobody knew the what, why, or how. I remember the superstitious terror in the hospital, and only the sounds of running feet in the corridors where normally there would have been chatter. The nurses were amazing to me. I hope they all made it through okay.

Thanks for those years of your life.

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u/mokutou 23h ago

I appreciate it, but please don’t thank me. I didn’t do anything other than show up to work, as I did before Covid emerged.

I’m very glad to have surrounded myself with reasonable people and family who believe in science and evidence based practice. And most of the people I had in my care didn’t espouse the bizarre denialist beliefs. It still feels like a weird fever dream, regardless. But I still rage out when the anti-vaxxers and covid denialists start squawking. Dr Fauci getting dragged before Congress to get interrogated by idiots had me foaming at the mouth for days.

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u/CherryVette 1d ago

šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™€ļøjfc. Love her reply though

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u/I_Like_Your_Username 2d ago

voted for trump and now he paying like $150 to fill up that ride. big brain šŸ‘

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u/wa_ga_du_gu 2d ago

Close to $200 now with that rig. Even more if he's in a HCOL stateĀ 

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u/Traditional_Rice264 2d ago

44 gallon tank on say 6$ diesel 260$ a fill up with about 12mpg so about 550 miles of range.

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u/wa_ga_du_gu 1d ago

Damn For these types of vehicles, they might as well start a new "USD per mile" metric

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u/IISerpentineII 2d ago

That poor Excursion. Yes, they're fuel hogs which is to be expected for their size, but they're very reliable and nice vehicles.

It definitely didn't deserve this :(

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u/justananontroll 2d ago

I'm sure he blames Biden every time he pays $300 to fill it up.

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u/Feisty-Barracuda5452 2d ago

When who you voted for becomes the entirety of your personality.

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u/MillionEyesOfSumuru 2d ago

I wonder how telling off non-English speakers in English is working out for him?

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u/mokutou 1d ago

He’s waiting for one to clap back so he can shoot them. Like he salivates at the idea.

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u/tjb122982 2d ago

Yeah to be honest this dude would want to deport anyone who speaks English with accents he doesn't approve of

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u/cool_temperatures 2d ago

Do they not remember trump was president when COVID started? Like the whole first year.

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u/bionicboom 2d ago

Yeah and he wanted to inject bleach

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u/Jedi_Bish 2d ago

Well if it’s any consolation, just know that they are paying an insane amount of money to fill up that monstrosity.

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u/ddr1ver 2d ago

I take solace in the fact that their vehicle gets 8mpg, so they’re paying for what they wanted.

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u/justananontroll 2d ago

"Mom, why don't we visit Grandpa any more?"

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u/Nelson_Pancakes 2d ago

In this case Limited isn't referencing the trim package, but the driver's critical thinking skills

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u/MyNutsin1080p 2d ago

Bet they enjoy filling up that Excursion now

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u/Terrible_Resolve 2d ago

Every sticker might as well say IDIOT

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u/Mochanoodle 2d ago

It escapes me how MAGA people will claim Covid was fake and some government conspiracy when their lord and savior was president at the time, handing out executive orders regarding the virus, then holding mass prayers for him when Trump actually got Covid..

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u/hooked_siren 2d ago

Typical MAGA in their 20 year old gas hog rig tryna convince everyone they're doing "just fine" in this economy. I hope they die a little each time they spend $150 to fill up 🤭

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u/CantaloupeCamper 2d ago

EASILY PISSED

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u/hogger303 1d ago

I hope thats a diesel fueled Excursion

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u/DaGrexican 1d ago

The stickers indicate he's only good at one thing and thinking isn't a major requirement

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u/SaltyBarDog 2d ago

I am betting cousin humper's English is as shit as his sticker game.

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u/UltimateDonny 2d ago

His identity on display for all to see

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u/gonzagylot00 2d ago

What would happen if you threw a rock through his rear window? Think he’d come out of that Excursion with a gun?

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u/Reasonable_Effort_ 1d ago

Heavily armed and inadequately medicated

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u/Fugazi_Resistance 1d ago

He must love the gas prices

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u/MoreRamenPls 1d ago

Bout $200 to fill that Excursion up. Great yet?

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u/Outside_Option_1553 19h ago

I actually need the Plandemic sticker in the cum font.

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u/here-i-am-now 2d ago

This guy needs his hard drive searched asap

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u/g-o-u-l-a 2d ago

Looks like a good case for more gun control.