r/Infuriating • Verified Contributor • Sep 12 '26

The WOAT

Worst of all time.

796 Upvotes

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u/Dry_Ad687 Sep 12 '26

He's a golem formed from the mud found in Trump's diapers.

Does this get me on the list FBI?

8

u/Outrageous-Egg1760 Verified Contributor Sep 12 '26

No but it gets you an award

4

u/Few_Presence_8888 Sep 12 '26

He has mortgage eyes:

One's fixed, and the other's variable.

3

u/Astro_Golfer Sep 12 '26

Well said!

2

u/Electrical-Delay-370 Sep 13 '26

No you have to say 8647, that’s the way. Hold on someone’s already at my door!

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u/ApplyHere_4_implants Community Regular Sep 12 '26

Damnit he never responded even once to me. Lying little bitch. Promises were made.

5

u/im_not_that_witty80 Sep 12 '26

I bet he was keeping an eye on you. And the coke machine

5

u/ApplyHere_4_implants Community Regular Sep 12 '26

At the same time

1

u/The_Mellow_Tiger Sep 12 '26

And it was just coke not a machine

1

u/ApplyHere_4_implants Community Regular Sep 12 '26

"The coke machine" is his dealers name

6

u/TheHylianProphet Sep 12 '26

The fragility of these chuds cannot be understated.

5

u/imjustnotready Sep 12 '26

So the FBI is his personal bot farm too? Do you think he pays for likes or is that just a free service from Russia?

2

u/jthadcast Sep 12 '26

yes that's his real problem, not providing cover for the fascists' pedo taco potus and the epstein class but the tweeters.

2

u/sixpackabs592 Sep 12 '26

Get hired as fbi agent

Expect to do cool spy things or at least get to play with cool guns and shit

First day of work- you get assigned to kash Patel twitter troll duty

1

u/MossadEpstein Sep 12 '26

Protecting America one high profile peadoughfile sycophant at a time is your patriotic duty son!

2

u/Electrical-Delay-370 Sep 12 '26

When your leader only cares about how he looks on social media, it snowballs downhill.

2

u/kddemer Sep 12 '26

What a fucking little bitch he is

2

u/Icy_Cry2778 Sep 12 '26

What a bitch thing to do

2

u/Electrical_Box677 Sep 14 '26

Another drunk, do nothing shitbag...

2

u/Logical_Confusious Sep 17 '26

Incompetent man who can't even see straight... A drunk and and an Epstein accomplice by means of cover-up

1

u/HTowns_FinestJBird Sep 12 '26

This administration is full of snowflakes

1

u/Various-Egg-156 Sep 12 '26

Never go soft on traitors....

1

u/Maduro_sticks_allday Sep 13 '26

Anything but actual justice

1

u/NurseDMV Sep 13 '26

Janky just like his eye!

1

u/zonecoldsober Sep 13 '26

Bug eyed freak.

1

u/Finkle-Shitzstein13 Sep 13 '26

Don't call him Kashyap Pramod either

1

u/BroThatsMyAssStoppp Sep 13 '26

I'm a 35 year old man and my period is more manageable than that bat eyed fuckin kook

1

u/kwikane Sep 13 '26

Legally , we can call him a googly eyed chud.

1

u/Jamespm76 Sep 14 '26

These snowflakes throw money at finding who disrespected them instead of throwing money at things that actually matter. How many millions of dollars is this investigation gonna cost?

1

u/tacobot187 Sep 18 '26

Is this little bitch still around?

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u/afraidofcheesecake 7d ago

Prepared to be investigated asshole.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

I think we are going to see more checks and balances coming out of this administration because while the US has plenty of safeguards there is still room for people in this administration to not be stopped by shame and do messed up things.

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u/Constant-Brief3410 Sep 12 '26

Why is retardfinder so popular!!! 😢 😭