He got so close to his first victory royal…
I got this screenshot of his death on twitch

He passed gas during filming but it was quiet and they were outside so nobody really noticed

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read the title dammit

He was exploded by a creeper..

BREAKING: Sir David Attenborough has passed away aged 100. His family confirmed he died peacefully at home, surrounded by loved ones. He was reportedly found lying next to a documentary titled “Life on Earth”, which he had watched 100 times.

..down the stairs. According to him it hurt, though he is fine.

The sub is finally gone. David has had his last bite of his subway sandwich. He says it was delicious

We grieve Attenborough’s death preemptively, because that will be a very sad day.

It hasn’t happened yet and there’s been no news of any concerns, but I’m still worrying about when the day eventually comes…

…to Cambridge Police. The ghost in question is being detained for further questioning.

He figured it was a great song and actually loves guns n' roses! Who knew he had such great music taste??

He is.

Yes, our highly treasured David Attenborough is still alive and well with us!

Yes that’s right , passed the ball to his fellow teammate who scored an absolute screamer of a goal