This video by CC Lethal Lauren is parody and satire.
https://youtube.com/shorts/QAtYJut3p_Q?si=z8A9_JjGKqWxUhLv
Full transcript:
"Good afternoon, fellow truth-seekers.
I come to you as president of the Flat Earth Society with some disturbing revelations about Justin Baldoni and a sophisticated network of people who appear to know each other.
Now, let me explain this slowly because apparently some of you still believe the earth is round.
A woman named Benita Litt served on the board of the Wayfarer Foundation.
Justin Baldoni also served on the board of the Wayfarer Foundation.
Coincidence? I doubt it!
But it gets worse.
Benita Litt is connected to a company that sells children's vitamins.
Do you know who has children? Justin Baldoni.
And a nutritionist recommended by Justin Baldoni apparently recommended vitamins to Blake Lively.
Now, some of you may be accurately realizing that this is a threat to national security.
Now, how is that? Well, as you know, children are the future, so anyone connected to children is connected to America's future; that is basic mathematics.
I would know; I studied it extensively.
But the conspiracy goes even deeper.
Benita Litt is reportedly friends with Meghan Markle.
Meghan Markle married a member of the British royal family.
You know who fought an entire revolution to get away from the British? America.
Our founding fathers did not cross the Delaware so that Justin Baldoni could have a friend whose friend's husband allegedly sells vitamins.
And yet those outside of the mainstream media want you all to believe that those are coincidences.
What more evidence could you possibly need?
You, with the bald head.
- Yeah, you have any evidence that Justin Baldoni was actually involved with anything here? -
I'm sorry, were you not listening??
His nutritionist knew about vitamins!
And let me remind you, the word "vitamin" contains seven letters.
Baldoni also contains seven letters!
Explain that, Gerald!
Now, I know Americans are frightened by Justin Baldoni's toxic levels of positivity.
We have credible reports that Baldoni is going around telling people that they are enough.
Enough for what, Mr. Baldoni? Answer the question!
His relentless campaign of unsolicited affirmations, weaponized empathy, and aggressive emotional wellness threatens the very fabric of our society.
The American people deserved to live in a country where they can hate themselves in peace!
But I am pleased to announce that after extensive research, we have discovered a solution: “Reynolds Wrap.” That's right.
We are recommending two layers of Reynolds Wrap for anyone who has ever been told to hold space for their feelings.
The threat level has officially been raised from "namaste" to "live-laugh-lockup".
If you think it's a coincidence that the only product capable of protecting Americans contains the same name as Ryan Reynolds, you're part of the problem.
To the men of America, if Justin Baldoni approaches you and asks how you're really doing, do not engage.
That is how the radical empathy enters your bloodstream."