r/JewsOfConscience • Jewish Anti-Zionist • Sep 09 '26

Humor All of British right-wing politics condensed into an easy-to-digest 10 second clip.

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u/conscience_journey Jewish Anti-Zionist Sep 09 '26

Excellent comedic timing. Zionists don’t need comedy writers because they are already jokes.

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u/LeoKitCat Post-Zionist Ally Sep 09 '26

LOL what was his answer after the clip ended?

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u/arightgoodworkman Jewish Anti-Zionist Sep 09 '26

That scoff is the scoff of an asshole who’s also not allowed to be honest.

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u/LeoKitCat Post-Zionist Ally Sep 09 '26

Yeah those gears were turning hard in his head

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u/Foolazul Pro-Palestinian, ant-Zionist, anti-religious extremism Sep 09 '26

Some variant of, “well, Israel is run by whites supremacists, so that’s different.”

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u/DrPoontang Non-Jewish Atheist Sep 10 '26

He said since the whole Israeli project came out of the City of London, technically it’s more British than the rest of the UK

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u/InformationHead3797 Anti-Zionist Ally Sep 10 '26

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u/Ornery_Baseball9273 Arab Anti-Zionist Sep 11 '26

This kind of video is a rare breed where more context somehow doesn’t make it any better.

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u/jiminiminimini Non-Jewish Atheist Sep 10 '26

This is his answer for anyone curious.

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u/username_taker Jewish Anti-Zionist Sep 10 '26

Loool thank you for this. It's even funnier

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u/wisam-gbg Sep 10 '26

Ha ha I want to put Britain first but after Israel of course.

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u/RockyRidgeRiver LGBTQ Jew Sep 10 '26

Oof, two words and he got knocked out.

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u/Genericana Jewish Anti-Zionist Sep 10 '26

Remember kids, when freaks like this talk about 'Palestine first' or 'Gaza first' as a negative position, they don't mean outfitting them with a standing army, giving them the most advanced weapons systems in the world, ballistics launch platforms for missiles and potentially nuclear weapons, or billions of dollars in material support. What they mean by 'Palestine first' is just giving them basic human rights and treating them like normal people and not like shit stuck to the bottom of their shoes.

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u/Simbooptendo Non-Jewish Ally Sep 09 '26

Matt Badlose

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u/ArgentEyes Jewish Communist Sep 10 '26

Incredible, I’m cackling

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u/steel-monkey Non-Jewish Ally Sep 10 '26

Well, genocide first, the Britain…

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u/Senior-Surprise-3401 Jewish Anti-Zionist Sep 09 '26

🤣

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u/SirSweatALot_5 Muslim Atheist-kind of Sep 10 '26

🤣🤣🤣 sad, but also made my day

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u/Thisisme8719 Arab Jew Sep 09 '26

All that's missing is a good ol fashion fooball ooligan accen

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u/earthcross1ng Non-Jewish Ally Sep 10 '26

An actual gotcha! Love to see it

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u/InformationHead3797 Anti-Zionist Ally Sep 10 '26

You cut it far too early. 

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u/EuVe20 Jewish Anti-Zionist Sep 10 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/switchflip Anti-Zionist Ally Sep 10 '26

Bhaha

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u/Legitimate_Eye4760 Muslim Sep 12 '26

I actually laughed out loud at this