r/Jokes • u/Devashish_Jain • 8h ago

I told my boss I deserve a raise because three companies are after me

He asked which ones.

“Electricity, gas, and water.”

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u/selrahc_72 5h ago

How lucky to have free internet and phone service!

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u/BarryTGash 2h ago

Europol, Ameripol and Interpol.

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u/pra_com001 8h ago

Fourth one - WiFi

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u/Facts_pls 6h ago

At least call it the internet company.

If you call them the wifi company you're just broadcasting that you don't understand any of this.

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u/pra_com001 5h ago

Bold take from someone who clearly still has the router password on a sticky note, and has a Hotmail account.

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u/Salty_Meaning8025 4h ago

Hotmail was retired in 2013, keep up

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u/dayruined54 1h ago

It was not retired. Re-branded to Outlook. Keep up

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u/berserk539 5h ago

I believe you mean "Wifey." Common mistake.

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u/LeafsJays1Fan 7h ago

They come knocking on my Door , they were wait for you.

Totally missed a better joke

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u/Masterchrono 6h ago

Are you okay ?

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u/LeafsJays1Fan 5h ago

You Don't know the threes company song. ? It looks like people don't understand the joke sheesh

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u/Capitan_Scythe 4h ago

You butchered any possible joke so badly that the police are currently investigating you

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u/LeafsJays1Fan 4h ago

Awe shucks. Man I found it funny oh well

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u/whatwhatinthewhonow 2h ago

Yes, we understand you found it funny. That’s why the person asked if you’re okay.