r/Kenya • u/Bitter-Tourist-8563 • 1d ago

Casual Wifi names kwa apartment.

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If you don't understand Kikuyu, it translates to "Take your clothes off " in a way.

Huyu bois anajiskia sana na hii jina , sio?

What are the craziest wifi names you've encountered?

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u/Able-Plan17 1d ago

At first niliona Ruto must Go😂

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u/TwitchyLeftEye 16h ago

Router Must Go is based af

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u/TheVeryMoistTowel Nairobi City 1d ago

Same lol

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u/g_episodes 1d ago

😂😂😂😂😭😭😭🥀

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u/Kindly_Molasses4829 1d ago

Kuna hii hapa nilikuwa session kwa neighbor then naona hii net😂😂I almost froze

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u/Bitter-Tourist-8563 1d ago

Sharp boy kaa rada 😆

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u/kenyaanqueen Homa Bay 1d ago

😂😂do you live in coast?

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u/Kindly_Molasses4829 1d ago

Naah karibu na boarder ya Tanzania 😂😂

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u/kenyaanqueen Homa Bay 1d ago

Oooh there was a guy using that name on Reddit back then and he was from coast😂😭 almost thought you’re coincidentally neighbors

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u/Kindly_Molasses4829 1d ago

Hio time ya darknet😂

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u/Lumpy-Sprinkles1130 1d ago

Bila Mimi huwezi... Password: ni kweli siwezi✌️

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u/iamdjexpresso 1d ago

This is genuinely funny😂😂

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u/icyyyberg 1d ago

Ever saw "Byte Me"

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u/tibbs_kreacher0 1d ago

I think it means dead router

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u/Aging_On_ 1d ago

eeh strictly speaking alifaa kuandika nguo

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u/CodPsychological3874 1d ago

Huna Dem Pia Wifi🙌

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u/Bitter-Tourist-8563 1d ago

Kwanza wakati wa baridi.

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u/Chilled-Nirvana 1d ago

My hotspot name is Free Bundles 🤣 you can imagine how many people have wanted to connect to it

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u/No-Description-9953 1d ago

GOT fanatics. That’s hilarious tho

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u/Aging_On_ 1d ago

This cracked me up ngl, gotta love kiuk

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u/Colloneigh 19h ago

I once used "router thuruare" for a while before the lady on term by then complained. Changed it to" it hurts when IP" and found out it's a common one. Now I just use "Valar Mogulis".

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u/Ashamed_Fee_2644 10h ago

Valar Doeharis

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u/god_snowey Visiting 1d ago

Kuna jama ameeka chapo ndengu

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u/TackleHealthy7623 16h ago

I once found inajiita "Vuta Surware "

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u/alanmunga 15h ago

Kwa bedsitter ya 8k, WiFi name ni “Karen Country Club” 😂😂 manifesting inaanza kwa router.

https://giphy.com/gifs/gVqWd00fitlmD82g4V

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u/__thatBihToni__ Nairobi City 9h ago

Karibu inipite because I pronounce it as "Raoota".

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u/Inevitable_Prior_312 12h ago

Hehe I once saw Miss_tirrie_ass but it your read it fast it sound like Mysterious

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u/Hot-Lawyer-3955 9h ago

Please 200 more red arrows, I can't see shit

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u/FINNNEWT 1d ago

Starehe gharama

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u/Affectionate-Dog7497 18h ago

They forgot to add an "N" to make it more epic. Should have been " Router Nguo".

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u/IshaqTheRainmaker Nandi 15h ago

You missed the 'accent' portion.

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u/goblin_garner 7h ago

when I have friends over na waitishe password ya net yangu, I explain the meaning behind the name and I use it a conversation starter. 90% of the time it works😂😂

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u/Draft_armadillo81 4h ago

My neighbour's is "InterNetanyahu" and I thought that's hilarious😂

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u/fifteensoidle Narok 2h ago

Jaime LANister Martin Router King IP man and others