r/KitchenConfidential • u/PinchedTazerZ0 Owner • 1d ago

Photo/Video Prep brought in a wild ass speaker. Hard as hell dawg

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u/ComeOnUpToTheHaus 1d ago

That model has the built in sub-woofer.

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u/12-34 1d ago edited 1d ago

Daaad, can we leave? I don't want to sit in Denny's the whole day watching you get free coffee refills.

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u/ComeOnUpToTheHaus 1d ago

Hi Hungry, I'm dad. Gotta wait for my grand slamwich, and then I'm gonna make a comment about you being single to our server. Also, it's decaf, so I'm good to drive.

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u/nocashflow_ 20h ago

Get out.

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u/slimribbons 1d ago

If we had something this fucking awesome in the kitchen, my coworkers would still play Tom Macdonald or the same 90s grunge playlist they’ve been playing for the last 2 years.

I’m glad it can be properly appreciated elsewhere.

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u/CoupDeGrassi 1d ago

Tom Macdonald lmao damn that sucks so bad.

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u/PinchedTazerZ0 Owner 1d ago

He had run the jewels going

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u/maxc1999 1d ago

Run them jewels fast!!

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u/rawstaticrecords 18h ago

Fuck the Slow Mo

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u/Maybe_Black_Mesa 20+ Years 1d ago

Thanks for introducing me Tom Macdonald. Haven't heard any at the shop but that fucker is going straight to the banned music list.

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u/slimribbons 23h ago

It’s best to get ahead of it, good on you!

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u/SlightDish31 15+ Years 1d ago

But how are you going to fit it in a sixth pan?

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u/ComeOnUpToTheHaus 1d ago

Bet it fits nicely in a 3rd pan.

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u/PinchedTazerZ0 Owner 1d ago

Prep area small asf despite large volume so this'll be good in there

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u/IllegitimateRisk 1d ago

first song should be who let the dogs out

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u/PinchedTazerZ0 Owner 1d ago

Dude is trying to get rid of it so he brought it in

This is the prep room speaker now bro. Magnetic one for the line and this stays in the back

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u/Dear_Claim_4446 23h ago

Trying to get rid of it??? Must’ve had a wife who didn’t like it or somethin 😂

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u/PinchedTazerZ0 Owner 23h ago

Right? Shit should be on an auction

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u/Simorie Ex-Food Service 1d ago

Boy if you don’t make a dog-themed playlist…

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u/PinchedTazerZ0 Owner 1d ago

Woah it does kinda need a playlist, it deserves that

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u/fastidiousavocado 11h ago

Puppy Dog Bouncin In the Box is a must.

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u/PinchedTazerZ0 Owner 1d ago

Oh shit need to name it

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u/PoorDamnChoices Screaming in the walk-in like a goddamn professional 23h ago

I'd name it something dumb like "Hot Dawg". Also, how long before someone gives it a fake red rocket?

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u/RangerBumble 23h ago

No you don't. This thing 100% already has a name. It had a name first shift. It had a name before prep opened the box.

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u/elchinolocotoo 20h ago

No matter what you try to play it's either only Snoop or DMX

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u/jad103 Bakery 11h ago

If you crank it does the bell rattle?

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u/toneloc89 8h ago

Asking the right questions!

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u/Balooz 20+ Years 1d ago

Dope dog

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u/jasenzero1 19h ago

I imagine this only plays DMX tracks.

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u/GlitteringEmploy1200 Prep 1d ago

Damn, thats nice

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u/Parking-Attitude-314 1d ago

I hope hes now sous. Edit. I mean they. Edit two. I prolly guessed right.

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u/lucashoal 20+ Years 1d ago

That there is a Nugget. Bet the speaker is tiny.

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u/analogpursuits 1d ago

Scooby got thicc neck now

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u/ummmmmmm-actually 22h ago

Any more lore?

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u/Falcon25 21m ago

30 bucks on eBay apparently 🤷‍♂️

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u/EvaTheE 21h ago

Somewhere mid 00s, I remember because Youtube was a new thing and we were playing shit from it on a pc we had in the back all the time. Someone played a Hitler speech with some kind of marching music in the background. It was hard to get anything done the entire night because of how hard everyone was laughing, and shouting everything at each other in "German accent" and answering with "jawohl!"

No, this was not a classy place in many ways.