r/KitchenConfidential • • 9h ago

Photo/Video My staff are going rogue with their labeling

Found my m&m cookies and Miami onion rolls like this today......I'll admit i laughed

230 Upvotes

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u/ScientistEuphoric809 Saute 8h ago

Better than “Today” written on all my label dates

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u/AbilityHead599 6h ago

Yesterday or tomorrow

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u/unclesharky 3h ago

Three days, filled with pain and sorrow,

Yesterday, today, and tomorrow.

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u/blamenixon 20+ Years 6h ago

Well done, you just made my eyebrow twitch. I would absolutely lose it and bring it straight to the KM with a simple, "Dude...."

If I was the KM, it might be time to send someone out for a lap so they can think about what they did.

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u/FonzoLatrundo Chef 4h ago

“Use 2nd” is my favorite.

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u/ScientistEuphoric809 Saute 4h ago

That’s outstanding

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u/FonzoLatrundo Chef 4h ago

Somehow the day never comes.

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u/NollieBackside 20+ Years 42m ago

I’ve snuck Use 2nd on boxes more times than I’d care to admit

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u/huellhowser19 8h ago

I’ve been labeling the blue berries as boo berries all month and have not received one laugh

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u/ZaphodBeeblebrox4011 7h ago

Your coworkers are dead inside.

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u/Royal_Cryptographer7 5h ago

"Use last" kills me a little when I read it.

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u/blamenixon 20+ Years 6h ago

Stuff like that kills me inside sometimes. They know it was me that made a hilarious label, give me some damn credit!

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u/TyRocken دجاجة فاسدة 1h ago

I got a talking to at work years back after I labeled the batch of rib rub I just made Deshaun Watson's Rub Magic

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u/mlemmlemml 6h ago

Florida looking a lil sus

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u/maggies_farm_hand Pitmaster 3h ago

It is America’s Dong.

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u/Chaps_Jr Pizza 2h ago edited 2h ago

My manager always wrote "long pp" and "short pp" on the parchment paper, and added a "matter" to the end of the black olives label. Made me giggle every time.

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u/Sweet_Bumblebee1482 Five Years 4h ago

I intentionally write Shimp on the shrimp, cause just stupid xc

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u/maggies_farm_hand Pitmaster 3h ago

Mix in a shirmp

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u/maxiquintillion Pantry 58m ago

I always label spinach as spinch

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u/MowieWauii 1m ago

Skrimps

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u/RMoby6160 4h ago

As someone born/raised in Florida that map is completely accurate when describing where I'm from to someone not from Florida lmao

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u/dumbmutt575 2h ago

Kroger or one of their owned companies?

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u/Jitts-McGitts 1h ago

Let the names keep evolving so when a new guy comes in the nickname is so obscure the references required to understand it isn’t even funny to them.

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u/CluckPool 0m ago

I label boxes as such:

  • 1rd
  • 2st
  • 3th
  • 4rd
  • 5st 

I enjoy it, but I give the others a chance to as well