Eh, close enough.

[u/DamnItIan]

I can’t make the vacuum seal AND perfect edge.

[u/Amish-IT_expert]

See you tomorrow chef

[u/DamnItIan → u/Amish-IT_expert]

Fuck

[u/GamerExecChef → u/Amish-IT_expert]

I dont see whatever you are pointing out. What am I missing?

[u/Amish-IT_expert → u/GamerExecChef]

Wrinkles

[u/GamerExecChef → u/Amish-IT_expert]

Are we nitpicking the lines in the film as a joke? I'm sorry if I am totally oblivious. Whether its serious, or a joke, I am not sure, so I am definitely oblivious and a goober

[u/SenorDongles → u/GamerExecChef]

You weren't here for Chive/11 were you?

[u/DamnItIan → u/SenorDongles]

…or limegate

[u/GamerExecChef → u/SenorDongles]

No, what did I miss?

[u/Grigori_the_Lemur → u/GamerExecChef]

You missed a lifetime of fuckery and loss, inspiration and defeat. hope and despair, and that was just the observers and judges. It was a tragicomedy of the absurdity of mankind's aspirations.

[u/GamerExecChef → u/Grigori_the_Lemur]

HAHAHAHA, what a description!!

[u/So6oring → u/GamerExecChef]

It was a time when r/kitchenconfidential went viral. There were 2 main characters.

First was a guy who started posting "Cutting Chives everyday until Reddit says they're perfect".

Second was a guy who would always find a piece of chive too long and then circle it and draw a plane flying into it. And he would say "see you tomorrow chef"

This went on for quite a while

[u/MissingTheTrees → u/GamerExecChef]

Everything

[u/BananaWarp → u/GamerExecChef]

Sort by top of all time :)

[u/GamerExecChef → u/BananaWarp]

Is there a youtube video explanation?

[u/BananaWarp → u/GamerExecChef]

Probably, there was even a Philadelphia cream cheese sponsorship

[u/GamerExecChef → u/BananaWarp]

who, lol. I'll look for it

[u/Crazyguy760 → u/GamerExecChef]

Grime and corners ain't square C'ya tomorrow chef

[u/510Goodhands → u/Amish-IT_expert]

And the label is on crooked. 😏

[u/DamnItIan → u/510Goodhands]

Don’t change the subject

[u/LelandGaunt14]

Push down in the center before all the edges are sealed. This will reduce the air inside DRASTICALLY. And extend freshness

[u/DamnItIan → u/LelandGaunt14]

lol. I am familiar with LIMEGATE

[u/BenShelZonah]

What is that at the end?

[u/DamnItIan → u/BenShelZonah]

A positive hand gesture

[u/SenorDongles → u/DamnItIan]

👍

[u/Stock-Mission-7561 → u/SenorDongles]

👍

[u/FraeuleinSerpentine → u/Stock-Mission-7561]

👍

[u/DamnItIan → u/FraeuleinSerpentine]

👍

[u/JerrysSmiths → u/BenShelZonah]

Croutons

[u/gnomajean]

About someone cared to make the edges look good too. Tired of seeing the posts of a good looking top but they half a roll scrunched and tucked on the edges of a sixth pan.

[u/DamnItIan → u/gnomajean]

I’ve been practicing

[u/Kitchen_Magazine_458]

This is de ja vu chives all over again isnt it

[u/DamnItIan → u/Kitchen_Magazine_458]

Limes

[u/coolguy420weed]

The dutch angles symbolize his descent into madness. 

[u/DamnItIan → u/coolguy420weed]

https://giphy.com/gifs/yKvfYNi9YR4W01KQrq

[u/L_Ron_Hovered]

I used to work with a guy who would melt the edges with a torch. It looked like they were sealed on there.

[u/DamnItIan → u/L_Ron_Hovered]

I used my thumb

[u/L_Ron_Hovered → u/DamnItIan]

Also valid.

[u/Upbeat_Pumpkin_6785]

2 seconds in, fail

[u/Mysterious-Lab-5918]

Slopped'Em...

[u/likeforreddit]

Poke a hole in one and then put a second layer on it.

[u/DamnItIan → u/likeforreddit]

As an opener I say this with furrowed brows. Not today satan.

[u/mackfeesh → u/DamnItIan]

Woah not clopening? You don't gotta flex that hard man Sheesh.

[u/FraeuleinSerpentine]

It's lime guy, y'all! The mf expert at wrapping

[u/SirMrSkippy]

Longhorn steakhouse
Calling it as I see it

[u/Pseudodragontrinkets]

Good work chef, but see you tomorrow

[u/Correct_Day_7791]

Can we go back to chives this wrap stuff is dumb 😔

[u/SenorDongles → u/Correct_Day_7791]

https://giphy.com/gifs/fXnRObM8Q0RkOmR5nf

[u/Correct_Day_7791 → u/SenorDongles]

https://giphy.com/gifs/mOtjMDSDyZQ3u

[u/So6oring → u/Correct_Day_7791]

Check this baby out

[u/DamnItIan → u/So6oring]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ph6ewybUlGbW8

[u/So6oring → u/DamnItIan]

You got me giggling at the bar after work like an idiot xD