r/Losercity • u/Ferocs Eatable Girl Ɛ: • 13h ago

🇪🇬THE PHARAOHS BLESSING, BOUNTIFUL LANDS. I need an [Entity] to kiss

1.6k Upvotes

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u/Ferocs Eatable Girl Ɛ: 13h ago

Context

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u/Top_Toaster I'M NOT A FUCKING PROTOGEN! 12h ago

Don't worry vro, i'd kiss you

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u/Ferocs Eatable Girl Ɛ: 12h ago edited 12h ago

Please everyone kiss me, I’ll just lay on my back with all fours in the air letting the whole house party full of Losercity members have a turn

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u/NuclearBeverage Loner ☢️ 12h ago

You will consent to all of it yeah?

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u/Ferocs Eatable Girl Ɛ: 12h ago edited 12h ago

Yes, I’d accept each person separately :3

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u/NuclearBeverage Loner ☢️ 12h ago

Sounds gay. I'm in.

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u/Ferocs Eatable Girl Ɛ: 12h ago

Pan, even >:3

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u/Electro_Disco Cats Are Purrfect Creatures :3 6h ago

I would like to go first ;3

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u/Ferocs Eatable Girl Ɛ: 6h ago edited 6h ago

Of course, cutie. You’ve waited long enough!

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u/Necc_Turtle 2h ago

u/savevideo

idk if i’m doing this right i just wanna send this gif to my gf

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u/Necc_Turtle 2h ago

dear stranger please help me where did you find this gif 😓

i wanna send it to my gf. 😭

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u/Walkers_Unique_Name If it Has Pulse And A Hole I’m… 12h ago

Okay protogen

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u/Top_Toaster I'M NOT A FUCKING PROTOGEN! 12h ago

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u/bisexual_lemon_69420 6h ago

Auto-erotic Asphyctiation

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u/Admiral-Kuzko 13h ago

Sorry, pal. In order to kiss anyone, you first have to BE kissable yourself.

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u/Ferocs Eatable Girl Ɛ: 13h ago

I am missle!! Test it right now!!’n

*kissable

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u/TaralasianThePraxic 11h ago

Understood I am heading directly to your current location RIGHT NOW

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u/Uranium-Sandwich657 Artist🖌 8h ago

Do you know where you isn't?

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u/Vintenu Only mildly horny 12h ago

Reddit is fully aware of me

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u/Ferocs Eatable Girl Ɛ: 12h ago

Both are mine lol, algorithm love sharing me

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u/MadDoctorKlay Professional Monster Lover 13h ago

Been but exclusively for these hot-ass monsters

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u/DevilsAssCrack Shakespearean Gooner 13h ago

Same, but not because I'm desperate, but because I'm a pervert.

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u/TaralasianThePraxic 11h ago

Yeah I was gonna say the fuck you mean desperate? I could be getting all the human pussy/ass/other in the universe and I would still want to fuck a freaky alien or demon or whatever

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u/Cosmic_Introvert 10h ago

"need an entity"

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u/PurifiedUnity 7h ago

Username checks out

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u/gazowiec looking somewhat respectfully 12h ago

You needed to reach that phase?

I was at that stage from the beginning

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u/ZezanBartholomew 9h ago

"You merely adopted the horny"

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u/Amazing-Play2588 HMOFA/ADHG is peak 8h ago

“Whilst I was born into it”

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u/generalstuff1waslost 5h ago

Deadlock is breaching containment!

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u/Gwenneeko 10h ago

Silver deadlock 🤤

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u/Traditional-Tax11 8h ago

I have reached the "humans are fine too I guess" phase of desperation for kissing

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u/Scorching_Buns The egg guy 13h ago

Harkness test does include consent, brochacho ✌️🕊️

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u/Ferocs Eatable Girl Ɛ: 13h ago

Check my other comment, I ask for that too

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u/Funny-Ad469 13h ago

It’s always good to double check, consent need to be enthusiastic and nothing less

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u/Petitgab 7h ago

It does tho ?

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u/kutz926 13h ago

You’re in luck. I just started a kissing booth.

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u/immadosumthinstupid Lash deadlock is my hero 12h ago

Woah! Really?

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u/kutz926 12h ago

Yes. It’s located in Gary, Indiana. 4600 W 5th Ave, Gary, IN 46402

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u/C4NC4 13h ago

same

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u/ShugiEatsRocks 11h ago

Silver is my favorite girlfailure alcoholic

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u/C4rdb04rdB0x 9h ago

To reach the ultimate horny you need to stop giving a shit about the harkness test

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u/plane-kisser kiss planes, this is a threat 9h ago

im on "kisses airplanes" phase

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u/Gabethesonicfella 13h ago

Can I kiss that dog?

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u/Ferocs Eatable Girl Ɛ: 13h ago

Me first

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u/Gabethesonicfella 13h ago

No big bang attack

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u/General-Disastrous 12h ago

Same bro/broette same

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u/Fabric_muncher 12h ago

Would you like a Minecart

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u/Ferocs Eatable Girl Ɛ: 12h ago

I’d cuddle and kiss one yeah

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u/Fabric_muncher 11h ago

Levels of freak

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u/unburiedbody 11h ago

Sadly most minecarts don't pass Harkness test

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u/legi0n_ai Sickness for the thiccness 12h ago

just like me fr fr

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u/MonkeyTarpdo 12h ago

I'd prefer something with a long tongue gor makeouts

And ungodly blowjobs

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u/StandardAioli9459 12h ago

Do you have a captionless version of the gif? :3c

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u/Immediate-Song6861 god was afraid of giving me snake women 11h ago

You gotta search, best lost and found than dependent

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u/_tabbycat123 10h ago

The Harkness Test includes recieving consent, so you don't need the other clarification

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u/ChoiceFudge3662 Losercity Citizen 10h ago

Personally I’ve given up hope but I hope you all find happiness

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u/Nexus_Ghost04 46m ago

Woah deadlock!!! 🥹🥹🥹

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u/Senior_Reward_2546 10h ago

Ask your doctor if teratophilia is right for you. 

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u/levelonegnomebankalt 7h ago

School shooter type post

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u/whip_sfx 12h ago

You could not have sounded more like a pedophile

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u/SpaxterJ 11h ago

Then you didn't actually read what i wrote, because that was my entire argument. It's a disgusting excuse because it can be used to justify exactly such things.

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u/Losercity-ModTeam 7h ago

Why are you post this. Do not post this.

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u/HImperiousConfusion 11h ago

look man if your first thoughts when it comes to the harkness test is predator shit and zoophilia I think you should start looking inward

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u/SpaxterJ 11h ago

Oh i apologize for being a party pooper and trying to point out the flaws of it. You don't seem to grasp that people mentally argue with themselves about what is okay and what isn't, and guess what, they win and are able to justify their own actions in a majority of cases.

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u/Sir_Yiff-A-Lot 40m ago

Welcome to the club, I've been here a long while