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r/MadeMeSmile • u/Firm-Blackberry-9162 • May 20 '26
By @abbyandersonmusic
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190 u/Low_Bandicoot6844 May 20 '26 Deer ticks transmit Lyme disease. 165 u/Suspicious_Glow May 20 '26 Deer can also carry the Lone Star Tick which can make people allergic to red meat. 209 u/GordieLaChance May 20 '26 Also the Garden State Tick which can make people over-mousse their hair, get extreme tans and hang out down by the shore. (Sorry my jokes are 15 years out of date--probably due to an undiagnosed tick bite). 4 u/Big-Active3139 May 21 '26 Jersey shore is still on the air, so you good fam 6 u/TheRealtcSpears May 20 '26 And like the Lone Star Tick, make you allergic to anything other than Pork Roll 2 u/Googulator May 24 '26 You could say it's a verbal tick of yours. 2 u/OpheliaDearest May 21 '26 He was born in our sandbags and abandoned by his mother not long after, maybe because he was tiny and blind in one eye. 1 u/elwebst May 20 '26 And hang out with Snookie 2 u/thecanaryisdead2099 May 23 '26 Smush smush!
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Deer ticks transmit Lyme disease.
165 u/Suspicious_Glow May 20 '26 Deer can also carry the Lone Star Tick which can make people allergic to red meat. 209 u/GordieLaChance May 20 '26 Also the Garden State Tick which can make people over-mousse their hair, get extreme tans and hang out down by the shore. (Sorry my jokes are 15 years out of date--probably due to an undiagnosed tick bite). 4 u/Big-Active3139 May 21 '26 Jersey shore is still on the air, so you good fam 6 u/TheRealtcSpears May 20 '26 And like the Lone Star Tick, make you allergic to anything other than Pork Roll 2 u/Googulator May 24 '26 You could say it's a verbal tick of yours. 2 u/OpheliaDearest May 21 '26 He was born in our sandbags and abandoned by his mother not long after, maybe because he was tiny and blind in one eye. 1 u/elwebst May 20 '26 And hang out with Snookie 2 u/thecanaryisdead2099 May 23 '26 Smush smush!
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Deer can also carry the Lone Star Tick which can make people allergic to red meat.
209 u/GordieLaChance May 20 '26 Also the Garden State Tick which can make people over-mousse their hair, get extreme tans and hang out down by the shore. (Sorry my jokes are 15 years out of date--probably due to an undiagnosed tick bite). 4 u/Big-Active3139 May 21 '26 Jersey shore is still on the air, so you good fam 6 u/TheRealtcSpears May 20 '26 And like the Lone Star Tick, make you allergic to anything other than Pork Roll 2 u/Googulator May 24 '26 You could say it's a verbal tick of yours. 2 u/OpheliaDearest May 21 '26 He was born in our sandbags and abandoned by his mother not long after, maybe because he was tiny and blind in one eye. 1 u/elwebst May 20 '26 And hang out with Snookie 2 u/thecanaryisdead2099 May 23 '26 Smush smush!
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Also the Garden State Tick which can make people over-mousse their hair, get extreme tans and hang out down by the shore.
(Sorry my jokes are 15 years out of date--probably due to an undiagnosed tick bite).
4 u/Big-Active3139 May 21 '26 Jersey shore is still on the air, so you good fam 6 u/TheRealtcSpears May 20 '26 And like the Lone Star Tick, make you allergic to anything other than Pork Roll 2 u/Googulator May 24 '26 You could say it's a verbal tick of yours. 2 u/OpheliaDearest May 21 '26 He was born in our sandbags and abandoned by his mother not long after, maybe because he was tiny and blind in one eye. 1 u/elwebst May 20 '26 And hang out with Snookie 2 u/thecanaryisdead2099 May 23 '26 Smush smush!
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Jersey shore is still on the air, so you good fam
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And like the Lone Star Tick, make you allergic to anything other than Pork Roll
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You could say it's a verbal tick of yours.
He was born in our sandbags and abandoned by his mother not long after, maybe because he was tiny and blind in one eye.
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And hang out with Snookie
2 u/thecanaryisdead2099 May 23 '26 Smush smush!
Smush smush!
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u/Big-Active3139 May 20 '26
Ticks for everyone!