r/MadeMeSmile • u/Firm-Blackberry-9162 • May 20 '26

ANIMALS Forever grateful

By @abbyandersonmusic

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u/GiveMeNews May 20 '26

He is big on evolutionary pressures shaping human behavior instead of industrial society. So I sent him an article about how kissing as an act of affection likely developed from early humans chewing and spitting food into their children's mouths. Suddenly he isn't all about shaping our lives around evolutionary pressures! Principles require follow through, Dad!

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u/spoonful-o-pbutter May 20 '26

You caught me off guard and made me spit a little on my phone 😂

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u/Alarming-Instance-19 May 21 '26

That was supposed to go in your children's mouths!

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u/Spiritual-Volume7545 May 24 '26 edited May 24 '26

I hate it here so much

ETA: This was a joke, I gave one of the awards, ya’ll Chill out lol