r/MadeMeSmile • u/PacifierForAdult • Aug 13 '26
Good Vibes Dude’s been waiting for an invitation
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u/onlyhav Aug 13 '26
He ain't your friend anymore. He's your cousin's husband
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u/dirtywang Aug 13 '26 edited Aug 14 '26
Omg this is the real life version of this John Mulaney sketch on SNL!! https://youtu.be/MC6xjO1JoR8
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u/MagicBez Aug 13 '26
This was exactly my first thought
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u/BritishAndBlessed Aug 14 '26
As someone who is the only white guy in my social group...picking up carribean hips is something that just happens once you've drunk someone's uncle's homemade rum. It's a transformation.
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u/AstoriaGlrl Aug 14 '26 edited Aug 14 '26
My first thought was Tyler Heyworth singing “Nobody” at karaoke on Carnival Cruise
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u/stealthcactus Aug 14 '26
FYI, YouTube adds tracking tags to links now. You can delete everything after the ? If you don’t want to link your YouTube and Reddit accounts.
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u/jbrown383 Aug 13 '26
Husbandbabies daddy.Hell, I nearly got pregnant just watching him work and I’m a dude!
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u/Beowulf1896 Aug 13 '26
Same! My vasectomy really saved my bacon!
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u/BlueSlushieTongue Aug 13 '26
That shocked + proud + impressed looks on their faces lol
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u/Carbon-Base Aug 13 '26
End frame on the last dude says it all!
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u/Zayllgor Aug 13 '26
My man is trying to lock down that invite to the cookout
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u/badwhiskey63 Aug 13 '26
My guess is that they will let him bring the Mac and Cheese
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u/zoinkability Aug 13 '26
He IS the mac & cheese
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u/muscularsharpie Aug 13 '26
This joke hardly makes any sense and it was the first thing I thought of haha
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u/Twl1 Aug 13 '26
White dudes are cheesy af, and he be mackin' hard.
I'd say it checks out.
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u/ClearAbove Aug 13 '26
He has to prove himself first. They’ll give him macaroni salad first. If it’s satisfactory, mac and cheese next time.
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u/Tommy_Wisseau_burner Aug 14 '26
Dawg did you not just see this white boi? He passed initiation top of his class 😂
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u/cryptobro42069 Aug 14 '26
You must be joking. My friend's mom is the macaroni queen and if I dared to bring macaroni over to an event she is attending, I might as well just strangle myself.
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u/Next-Food2688 Aug 13 '26
He is now a son in law he better be invited to family events
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u/cryptobro42069 Aug 14 '26
As a white dude that grew up attending predominantly black schools in the south, I bet they invite him to every event lol. White people could learn a lot about acceptance from black folk, because if you're a good time, you always get an invite.
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u/thin_white_dutchess Aug 13 '26
I feel like this isn’t his first time. Maybe his first time with THIS crowd though…
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u/itsnaomiibee Aug 14 '26
literally 😂 like he was born to be invited to parties like this or something LMAOO and he looks sooo fun to be around
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u/Phodan_ Aug 13 '26
It’s been locked down. He’s either just having a good time or trying to get laid. In either case - based as fuck
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u/lolbacon Aug 13 '26
My first invite to my neighbors cookout I brought a bottle of weed infused Casamigos. I now get invited to family reunions, weddings, funerals and even get to hang out in unc corner by the grill now.
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u/europeanme Aug 13 '26
Easy, red chocolate
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u/SweetHomeChiraq Aug 13 '26
He at the mininium leaving with an Auntie! LMAO 🤣😂
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u/panelshowatcher Aug 13 '26
Please god tell me someone took that man home.
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u/TinkerTi Aug 13 '26
I can guarantee you, someone took him home.
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u/Klinicalyill Aug 13 '26
My bet is on the woman holding the camera, or the man at the end, depending on which way he swings.
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u/Drafting- Aug 13 '26
The man at the end looks like he’s questioning all his life choices so my money is on him.
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u/bolivar-shagnasty Aug 13 '26
“Nobody’s that straight. Nobody’s that gay.”
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u/ElundusCaw Aug 14 '26
A man who believes there's dick good enough to turn a lesbian straight, must also admit that there is dick good enough to turn a straight man gay.
-- Me, just now.
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u/OrphanGrounderBaby Aug 13 '26
Woman holding the camera has a ring on, probably that last guys wife with how excited they both were for the man lol
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u/sagangroupie Aug 13 '26
I don’t know who took him home but you know they both learned something about themselves that day
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u/blarrrrrgggg Aug 13 '26
If I was him I woulda lied and said I was Ed Sheeran. Gotta seal the deal.
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u/la_metisse Aug 13 '26
It’s always the redheads. The ginger man-black woman alliance exists for a reason.
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u/hopeful_tatertot Aug 13 '26
As a Black woman married to a ginger man, I approve this message
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u/ProvePoetsWrong Aug 14 '26
As another black woman married to a ginger man, I salute you and our seriously incredibly cute kids.
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u/alangerhans Aug 13 '26
Look at Rick Astley, I never would have expected someone with that voice to be a redhead
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u/gonzofish Aug 13 '26
Ginger’s may not be systematically oppressed but they definitely know the struggle
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u/En_Sabah_Nur Aug 13 '26
There is a hilarious moment on Marshawn Lynch's podcast where Sam Darnold is being interviewed and BeastMode gives him the hood pass.
"Gingers are black. You good."
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u/MagpieKaz Aug 13 '26 edited Aug 13 '26
Actually, gingers being considered "white" is a relatively new concept. They used to be pseudo enslaved (indentured servitude) and called "inside out n-words". There's a theory that our modern concept of racism as we know it today was born because of a psy op to prevent the Irish servants and black slaves from forming alliances, they purposely made them feel like different people.
Xenophobia is as old as time, but RACISM as this weird dumb almost random categorization that makes little to no sense, it's believed it comes from trying to make the Irish feel like they were better than the black slaves they were often in community with. The Irish weren't considered to be in the same "biological" category as the English 300 years ago, regardless of their amount of melanin.
That's why brown people tend to get along so well with the Irish. They're technically white nowadays, but they weren't always, and they're the only white culture that's not also a colonizer culture. We latinos LOOOOVE the Irish, they "get it".
Edit to add info you can look up yourself if you need sources:
This all comes from Bacon's Rebellion, which united landless and poor white servants alongside enslaved and free Africans in an armed revolt that burned Jamestown to the ground. Terrified by the collective power of this "giddy multitude," the planter elite deliberately restructured the social and legal order to fracture class solidarity. This was the invention of institutional racism, they literally codified race. You can read some more by smarter people than I here: https://www.facinghistory.org/resource-library/inventing-black-white
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u/Slagathor0 Aug 13 '26
As a redhead man with a black wife, and works primarily with Hispanic people, this is all news to me.
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u/GodakDS Aug 14 '26
they're the only white culture that's not also a colonizer culture
I'm not sure how true that is under scrutiny. You have the Sami, Ukranians, Greeks, Albanians, and many more ethnic groups that actually experienced some level of colonization themselves, much like the Irish. This isn't to say that these groups didn't benefit from colonial structures (much like the Irish), but they also existed as underclasses - Greek and Albanians under the Ottomans, Ukranians under Russians, and Sami under Norwegians, Swedes, and Finns.
Now, this doesn't take away from your broader point. Hell, it might even reinforce it; "whiteness" has gone under several revisions to include more ethnic groups to prevent the underclasses from banding together, with those deemed "black" often being given the lowest wrung on society's ladder.
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u/PipXXX Aug 13 '26
I was gonna say, back in the day black folks kinda put out an olive branch to Irish folks incoming who were treated as dirt, because they knew how it was. Then over time when Irish became more accepted...Lot of em forgot that.
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u/MarekRules Aug 13 '26
This is one of those things I’ve heard and kind of “feel” as a red head who has lived in major US cities. But you put it into legit terms and backed it up so now I need to get a book and read about it lol
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u/MagpieKaz Aug 13 '26
Do read about it, it'll blow your mind. You'll have a "so this all was... on purpose" moment that'll leave you staring into the void for a few days. I sure as fuck did.
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u/Outrageous-Clerk56 Aug 13 '26
The Irish sense of humor and the Mexican friendly joking vibe always made it seem like Irish folks were my primos
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u/amanaesia Aug 13 '26
As an Irish person, I've had mexican friends describe us as "the Mexico of Europe" (big catholic population, an affinity for alcohol, big families, laidback sense of humour) and I take it as a huge compliment tbh
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u/Sienile Aug 14 '26
Hold up... That's a thing? - redheaded dude dating black women for the last 18 years
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u/Ah_seent_it_ Aug 13 '26
Lmaooo I second this from personal experience.
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u/RandoScando Aug 13 '26
Their kids would have exactly medium risk for skin cancer factors. /s (I know that’s not how it actually works).
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u/chunky-butt Aug 13 '26
God forbid a white boy got a little motion
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u/Crallise Aug 13 '26
a little?
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u/Silent-Act191 Aug 13 '26
If that's a little, i'm a rock statue.
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u/Popular_Ad8269 Aug 13 '26
With a toe moving to the rhythm. But you can't see it because it's in the shoe.
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u/BeneGesseritDropout Aug 13 '26
What I immediately thought of!!
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u/7thpostman Aug 13 '26 edited Aug 13 '26
I don't even have to click to know that this is the John Mulaney wedding sketch from SNL.
Edit: Yuuuuup
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u/TheShipEliza Aug 13 '26
Reminds me of those Mulaney SNL skits
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u/UniqueLog8386 Aug 13 '26
That shit was for the culture!! When bro broke out the fuckin' fan!!!!
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u/asstastic_95 Aug 13 '26
hide your sistas, hide ya wives! lol they were loving him😂
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u/WankelsRevenge Aug 13 '26
Knowing the right dance moves isn't important, having the courage to make them is what matters
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u/TrustworthyPolarBear Aug 14 '26
Well. Both don't matter of you are not smooth as silk.. sucker is all three things.
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u/ProPrancer Aug 14 '26 edited Aug 19 '26
Piquant support smile grey plucky acorn
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u/jessiecamille Aug 13 '26
Reminds me of when that white boy was singing Nobody by Keith Sweat during karaoke on a cruise and he had SOUUUUUUL
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u/Apprehensive-Life112 Aug 13 '26
Somebody marry that ginger
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u/MexsikanaBanana Aug 14 '26
Me!! I'll marry him, the way he dances those first few seconds 😭 that's gonna live rent free in my head forever
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u/Jcamp9000 Aug 13 '26
I was the only white girl at a friends wedding. I never danced so much in my life. A group of about 8 guys safely walked me to my car-they said they wanted to be sure I was okay
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u/Kilen13 Aug 14 '26
I'm as pasty white as it gets but I actually grew up mostly in South America. I've never seen a production like a Peruvian wedding. You leave the church at like 6-7 and the wedding party doesn't stop till like 10am. And then you gotta do breakfast and the after party.
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u/atthwsm Aug 13 '26
I will never appreciate anything more than the heroes that just go buck wild on the dance floor at a wedding. Absolute legends.
At my own wedding the number of people grinding in my 60 year old MIL was alarming yet… intriguing.
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u/jaylward Aug 13 '26 edited Aug 13 '26
I’m pretty white, like, “prick me and I bleed argyle” white, and my wife is Costa Rican and I love me some reggaeton. I cut it up dancing at her cousins wedding in San Jose this past summer, and my Costa Rican tia says people are still occasionally asking about the gringo who was dancing.
Go. Cut loose. Have fun, even when it may not be what you thought, a good time and community are always there to be found.
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u/motherseffinjones Aug 13 '26
White boy has a ton of motion lol. Don’t bring him around unless you want him to be your family. He’s gonna bag your sister or female cousin for sure
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u/VonBrewskie Aug 13 '26
Ey. Ey. Ey. Represent, my fellow mayosapien. We are all but students of a great culture. Good job.
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u/carmardoll Aug 13 '26
He is part of the family now. If they divorce the fight will be who keeps him.
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u/coreybc Aug 13 '26
My wife and I got invited to a cookout this summer to celebrate her friend's daughter's graduation from highschool. We got there right on time and spent a fun hour and a half helping her friend prepare for the cookout and for guests to arrive. 😂😂
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u/TheGeist Aug 13 '26
As a constantly -- if you're not on time, you're late -- or -- if you're not early, you're late -- person I am always helping set up. I have told my friends to tell me to come 30 minutes later than they actually want people over otherwise I'm coming early.
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u/rabid_god Aug 14 '26
Speaking from experience, I feel like white people stop being like white people when they aren't around white people.
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u/Panther90 Aug 13 '26
At any large wedding there is a guy you wouldn't suspect who can dance his ass off.
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u/Adante100 Aug 14 '26
Mind you, he followed this up with not one, but two backflips 😭
Watching this video blow up in damn near every corner of the Internet has actually been insane 😂
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u/frengers156 Aug 14 '26
He’s probably from Atlanta, we can all do this
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u/AndromedanPrince Aug 14 '26
can confirm. white dudes from the actual city, not the outskirts, are like this.
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u/Basic-Pen4441 Aug 14 '26
Well now everytime you go to any function you gotta bring him
Cousins will call you to make sure hes coming.
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u/Rathland Aug 13 '26
The other white cousin in white pants danced like a trucker in boots.
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u/PollutionNo6482 Aug 13 '26
Cmon on now you knew it was over when he pointed at the camera.
Girl holding the camera covering her mouth was already doing the math cuz she got a ring on her finger.
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