r/MadeMeSmile • • Aug 27 '26

DOGS Wait till the end

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u/Head-Snow3022 Aug 27 '26

The greyhounds smile 😂😂😂💀

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u/babygotthefever Aug 27 '26

I have a husky. She loves to run!

My sister has a border collie. He runs circles around my husky.

My other sister has an Italian Greyhound. He runs under, over, and around them both, all with a shit-eating grin and his lil ears flopping.

Border collie wins for endurance though. He’s a working line BC with no off button.

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u/lucidlonewolf Aug 27 '26

My husky is an incredibly fast little guy. The problem is all those pesky right and left turns the small dogs are capable of.

What happened to an honest straight line sprint into the nastiest mud puddle half a mile away.

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u/Unwarranted_optimism Aug 27 '26

My husky mix has a mini-Aussie as a bestie. So, when they were zooming around and the Aussie was getting close, my Luna would intentionally hit the ground, roll, and pivot in the opposite direction. It was so fun to watch! Luna is a senior dog now, so those raucous days are behind us, but are fun memories!

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u/Auirom Aug 28 '26

Those are saved for my husky. She's sniffed thatud out before we even left the house

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u/SouthSky3655 Aug 27 '26

This one looks like it hasn’t even hit high gear yet. They are both lapping the rest of the dogs. It’s awesome to see such joy!

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u/werther595 Aug 27 '26

My staffy/bully with a barrel torse and stubby legs knows she can't keep up in a chase, so she stalks the periphery and tackles the speedy dogs as they race past. It is her favorite thing, but we've definitely had to leave the park in shame when her antics were not appreciated by some speedy dog/owner.

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u/drittzO Aug 29 '26

Yep, greyhounds do tire much more quickly than a BC. BC will run all day, along with a husky. Greyhounds are sprinters and tire quickly, comparitively.

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u/winkingchef Aug 27 '26

We call ours a “noodle horse”

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u/Defiant_apricot Aug 27 '26

I call mine a rat horse because of how mousy his snoot is

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u/itsbdubya Aug 27 '26

I would like dog taxes from all of you greyhound peeps, please and thank you

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u/Illustrious_Ebb6272 Aug 28 '26

Former Greyhound dad,. Mine crossed on 9/1 last year. That border Collie never had a chance. Greyhounds have three gears. That lovely creature was in 1st to keep it fair for the other dogs. If you see them run with other greyhounds you'll know what I mean.

There's a video of one running beside a motorcycle in a field some where. You can literally see the moment she goes from, "this is fun!" To, "it's on buddy, let's go!"

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u/reddittribesman Aug 27 '26

Speed noodles! Love that one.

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u/Low_Condition3268 Aug 27 '26

I always liked "the worlds fastest couch potato"

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u/SchnoodleDoodleDo Aug 27 '26

’The greyhounds smile…’


…don’t mean to be LaUgHiNg ~ i’m faster than you

we greyhounds are racers! that’s just what we do ;@)

you collies are chasers, n known for your skill

but Try me, friend doggo ~

outrun you, i will

i’m sorry you stumbled ~ you sure made my day

i watched as you TuMbLeD

(made sure you’re ok…)

the other dogs dopey ~ they never come near

it’s the Thrill of the Race, friend

whenever you’re here

❤️

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u/smeggydcheese Aug 27 '26

As always, thanks, Schnoodle.

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u/Defiant_apricot Aug 27 '26

As someone with a grey they love dearly this made me very happy, thank you

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u/Agreeable_Idea Aug 27 '26

I haven't seen a Schnoodle in the wild in so long, thank you for doing what you!!!

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u/PratzStrike Aug 27 '26

I was trying to sleep, got woke up, got on my phone all grumpy to read Reddit and rest, and found a funny post and a fresh Schnoodle, so the day is much better already.

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u/sundayontheluna Aug 27 '26

Freshhhh

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u/iolarah Aug 27 '26

Right? This is the freshest I've ever seen a Schnoodle! I usually see them hours later.

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u/13_margs Aug 27 '26

Same! This is a good way to start the day 😄

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u/tandlmosey Aug 27 '26

Schnoodle delight!! Thank youuuuu for the daymaker

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u/AccomplishedThing948 Aug 27 '26

Two Schnoodles in a week, I’m on a roll!

Fantastic as always, you have a new fan!

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u/maeryclarity Aug 27 '26

Hooray for Shnoodle

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u/LisaWinchester Aug 27 '26

I've been having a terrible first half of the year. Seeing a Schnoodle always makes me feel a little better. Thank you very much 🥰

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 Aug 27 '26

Sweet poem, Schnoodle.

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u/sleepyplatipus Aug 27 '26

Amazing as always 👌🏻

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u/RegionPurple Aug 27 '26

And with that, my day can begin ♥️

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u/ghostfadekilla Aug 27 '26

Finally! A fresh one in the wild!!

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u/StarGazer_SpaceLove Aug 27 '26

That's so sweet!!! Idk what a Schnoodle is but im a big fan so far!

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u/ConfuseableFraggle Aug 27 '26

Very prolific Reddit poet, always uplifting and joy-bringing, even when Schnoodle writes a tribute for someone who lost their pet. If you want alllllll the feels, go browse Schnoodle's comments. Makes for a better day!

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u/StarGazer_SpaceLove Aug 27 '26

Aww thank you I will!!!

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u/cunmaui808 Aug 27 '26

Poetry n motion

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u/justpootsie Aug 27 '26

Thanks Schnoodle! ❤️

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u/real_p3king Aug 27 '26

Thank you for doing what you do. You make the world a little brighter.

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u/TifosiJoe Aug 27 '26

Schnoodle we love you omg

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u/badrgr33 Aug 27 '26

Thank you

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u/angeldawns Aug 27 '26

Thank you schnoodle!

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u/Distinct_Run9006 Aug 27 '26

Poemforyoursprog 2: Electric Bugaloo over here!

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u/ConqueringKing_Darq Aug 28 '26

greyhounds are racers! that’s just what we do ;@) you collies are chasers

Speed build vs Agility build type shit

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u/ecodrew Aug 27 '26 edited Aug 27 '26

Greyhound bro looks like it's barely even exerting any effort to outrun the plebs.

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u/aerdvarkk Aug 27 '26

That border collie isn't tired either.

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u/ecodrew Aug 27 '26

Are border collies capable of running out of energy?

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u/0202_tihssitidder Aug 27 '26

I love dog parks when the zoomies happen.

I love the moves and feints that dogs do. So fun to see them set other dogs up and their reactions. No better way to spend a morning.

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u/Leicageek Aug 27 '26

Greyhounds are awesome. My mom was oart of a greyhound rehoming group and one day we had a reporter and cameraman come to the house to do a story. The cameraman was having a heard time tracking/panning the dog at speed. Ransom, the dog buzzed the cameraman at full tilt like a bug white missile and knocked the poor guy ass over tea kettle.

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u/beegtuna Aug 27 '26

Finally, a worthy opponent!

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u/freerangelibrarian Aug 27 '26

It's more of a grin!

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u/Yamuddah Aug 27 '26

Get juked sheepboi

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u/mdlinc Aug 27 '26

Gottttchaaa!! zooms off