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u/Intrepid_Finish456 Aug 27 '26 edited Aug 28 '26
That greyhound was jogging 🤭
Edit: ooh, my first award, thank you kind stranger
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u/Son_of_Mogh Aug 27 '26
My whippet and grey are the same when dogs chase them at the park, they like to be chased so don't go full tilt. Then when they run for themselves, it's like a whole new stage of speed.
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u/SiempreCaprichoso Aug 28 '26
Ha. I came here to say the same. The speed dial is maybe at a 4. They know they cannot go too fast (or the other dogs lose interest).
I love running with mine. When I do sprints I get to see the power roll on like it’s nothing - and then that look like “oh, I thought you were you got go faster?” 😂 I am!
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u/toby_ziegler_2024 Aug 27 '26
Lol true, when mine wants to run its basically like he teleports to the other side of the field. Its insane to watch in person.
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u/Averander Aug 27 '26
Yeah, my brother sent me a video of his corgi playing with a greyhound and it's amazing how they control their speed to play with other dogs.
You know they could easily bolt off but they keep at a speed the other dogs can manage, it's really sweet.
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u/Caleb_Reynolds Aug 27 '26
Yeah I was expecting the ankle breaking to happen because he actually kicks it into high gear, but he never does. He's playing the entire time.
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u/DJ_V12 Aug 28 '26
Bro was straight doggin it, while the collie is going full tilt. What a side step by the greyhound at the end😂
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u/Head-Snow3022 Aug 27 '26
The greyhounds smile 😂😂😂💀
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u/babygotthefever Aug 27 '26
I have a husky. She loves to run!
My sister has a border collie. He runs circles around my husky.
My other sister has an Italian Greyhound. He runs under, over, and around them both, all with a shit-eating grin and his lil ears flopping.
Border collie wins for endurance though. He’s a working line BC with no off button.
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u/lucidlonewolf Aug 27 '26
My husky is an incredibly fast little guy. The problem is all those pesky right and left turns the small dogs are capable of.
What happened to an honest straight line sprint into the nastiest mud puddle half a mile away.
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u/SouthSky3655 Aug 27 '26
This one looks like it hasn’t even hit high gear yet. They are both lapping the rest of the dogs. It’s awesome to see such joy!
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u/winkingchef Aug 27 '26
We call ours a “noodle horse”
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u/Defiant_apricot Aug 27 '26
I call mine a rat horse because of how mousy his snoot is
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u/itsbdubya Aug 27 '26
I would like dog taxes from all of you greyhound peeps, please and thank you
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u/Illustrious_Ebb6272 Aug 28 '26
Former Greyhound dad,. Mine crossed on 9/1 last year. That border Collie never had a chance. Greyhounds have three gears. That lovely creature was in 1st to keep it fair for the other dogs. If you see them run with other greyhounds you'll know what I mean.
There's a video of one running beside a motorcycle in a field some where. You can literally see the moment she goes from, "this is fun!" To, "it's on buddy, let's go!"
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u/SchnoodleDoodleDo Aug 27 '26
’The greyhounds smile…’
…don’t mean to be LaUgHiNg ~ i’m faster than you
we greyhounds are racers! that’s just what we do ;@)
you collies are chasers, n known for your skill
but Try me, friend doggo ~
outrun you, i will
i’m sorry you stumbled ~ you sure made my day
i watched as you TuMbLeD
(made sure you’re ok…)
the other dogs dopey ~ they never come near
it’s the Thrill of the Race, friend
whenever you’re here
❤️
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u/Defiant_apricot Aug 27 '26
As someone with a grey they love dearly this made me very happy, thank you
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u/Agreeable_Idea Aug 27 '26
I haven't seen a Schnoodle in the wild in so long, thank you for doing what you!!!
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u/PratzStrike Aug 27 '26
I was trying to sleep, got woke up, got on my phone all grumpy to read Reddit and rest, and found a funny post and a fresh Schnoodle, so the day is much better already.
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u/sundayontheluna Aug 27 '26
Freshhhh
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u/iolarah Aug 27 '26
Right? This is the freshest I've ever seen a Schnoodle! I usually see them hours later.
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u/AccomplishedThing948 Aug 27 '26
Two Schnoodles in a week, I’m on a roll!
Fantastic as always, you have a new fan!
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u/LisaWinchester Aug 27 '26
I've been having a terrible first half of the year. Seeing a Schnoodle always makes me feel a little better. Thank you very much 🥰
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u/StarGazer_SpaceLove Aug 27 '26
That's so sweet!!! Idk what a Schnoodle is but im a big fan so far!
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u/ConfuseableFraggle Aug 27 '26
Very prolific Reddit poet, always uplifting and joy-bringing, even when Schnoodle writes a tribute for someone who lost their pet. If you want alllllll the feels, go browse Schnoodle's comments. Makes for a better day!
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u/ecodrew Aug 27 '26 edited Aug 27 '26
Greyhound bro looks like it's barely even exerting any effort to outrun the plebs.
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u/0202_tihssitidder Aug 27 '26
I love dog parks when the zoomies happen.
I love the moves and feints that dogs do. So fun to see them set other dogs up and their reactions. No better way to spend a morning.
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u/Leicageek Aug 27 '26
Greyhounds are awesome. My mom was oart of a greyhound rehoming group and one day we had a reporter and cameraman come to the house to do a story. The cameraman was having a heard time tracking/panning the dog at speed. Ransom, the dog buzzed the cameraman at full tilt like a bug white missile and knocked the poor guy ass over tea kettle.
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u/JustSomeCaliDude Aug 27 '26
Looks like the greyhound isn’t really trying lol
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u/DennisTheConvict Aug 27 '26
He was being very sporting with them until the end!
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u/TheSpanxxx Aug 27 '26
Oh he was loping around. He's not even fully extending. That boy goofing.
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u/gre485 Aug 27 '26
The first time collie cuts a shorter line, he accelerates to escape, and in the last run he is expecting a cut so slows down waits and bam
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u/RobertWF_47 Aug 27 '26
Border collies are smart! Why am I going around when it's shorter to cut across?!
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u/insanelysane1234 Aug 27 '26
Yeah, the greyhound here was even smarter though, expecting the cut and all ..
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u/crewserbattle Aug 28 '26
Herding dogs are really good at taking angles. Our corgis killed so many bunnies because they always run away in straight lines.
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u/CanExplainThings Aug 27 '26
Protip: you can tell how hard a greyhound is trying by head movement - the head movement indicates how much their spine is flexing, which is a good indicator of how much power they put down. This guy hit it for a couple of strides a few times in the video, but grey’s don’t really hit full chat until and unless they’re running towards their owner. Or to food they know they shouldn’t have. Motherfuckers are STEALTHY and fast.
Source: had a retired racing grey, Skate Buggin, who passed on a sunny Wednesday in July 2023 . They are not for everyone but got-damn I think I got the best dog for me that ever could’ve been.
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u/Draco-REX Aug 27 '26
Lived in a neighborhood where a couple had 3 greyhounds. I think they walked them twice a day every day. Even in the winter. They had thick fluffy coats and knit hats for the cold weather.
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u/GhostAnthonyBourdain Aug 27 '26
Lovely. I'm glad y'all found each other. 2023 was a year full of losses.
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u/TheTomatoThief Aug 27 '26
I have a whippet and she constantly looks over her shoulder to give her friends a sporting chance. But if they get too close she will morph into what they think is her final form and dust them. In actuallity, she has two more gears after that. The dogs that are real slow chase and she actually looks disappointed.
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u/ImagineFreckles Aug 27 '26
I love the “final form “ description 🤣🤣
Collies are still one of the best jogging partners for whippets in my experience. They can really run!
Though I remember a tiny Jack Russell who was really really trying to catch my doggie (both were under 1 yo), I was impressed by his tenacity6
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u/InsufferableHag Aug 27 '26
But by the end of his running he will be so tired his owner will need to pick him up and carry him home.
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u/Thymelaeaceae Aug 27 '26
While the collie will be ready to go 10 miles again an hour later.
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u/Gold_Telephone_7192 Aug 27 '26
Same vibe as an ex D1 basketball player playing runs at your local YMCA lol
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u/Maggiemoo621 Aug 27 '26
For once I see a post that says wait till the end, and the end was actually worth it
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u/erouz Aug 27 '26
He was trying so hard 😂🤣
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u/DoesntMatterEh Aug 27 '26
And the greyhound was meandering along at a leisurely trot lmao
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u/The_Lesser_Baldwin Aug 27 '26
The border collie was putting the pedal to the metal and given it their all, meanwhile the Greyhound was still in first gear.
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u/TahiniInMyVeins Aug 27 '26
I’ve seen dogs eat shit before but this was gratuitous
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u/drittzO Aug 27 '26
If you notice, on the third loop the BC does what he does best, cut him off. On the fourth loop the greyhound saw it coming and did the greyhound thing.
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u/mynewromantica Aug 27 '26
I’ve got a bearded collie that can outrun and outmaneuver pretty much any dog at the park. Until one day there was a greyhound. She was so frustrated when she just couldn’t catch him or avoid his lunges. She loved it but was so confused and worn out by the end.
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u/MothChasingFlame Aug 27 '26 edited Aug 27 '26
What I'm hearing is greyhounds need to be a hireable service for people with high energy working dogs. Puts their hyperactive legs and brains to work while the greyhound gets light exercise.
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u/BartsBlackBart Aug 27 '26
No really. Other people at the park have offered to pay my greyhound to wear their dogs out. It's quite impressive.
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u/NotYetASerialKiller Aug 27 '26
I need to borrow your dog for my german shepherd lol
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u/CanExplainThings Aug 27 '26
I had a grey and there was a guy at the park who asked if his GSD and my greyhound could play together.
Bro GSDs are FAST, they are great dogs for focus and determination but in short bursts it was not a fair competition.
Have you ever seen a GSD get frustrated before? This was my first time and I thought it both a little sad and a lot hilarious.
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u/ScriptoTheClown Aug 27 '26
And you're standing there thinking "that's the most this dog has moved in three months."
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u/BartsBlackBart Aug 27 '26
Right??? He's so lazy, unless he gets an itch for the zoomies. Then it's 60 seconds and back to nap time.
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u/jackalopeDev Aug 27 '26
worn out
And being a collie, I assume this lasted for maybe 15 minutes?
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u/funkycfunkydu Aug 27 '26 edited Aug 27 '26
We've got a rough Collie as well who (in his younger days) could outrun and juke out every dog in the park. He was running like prime Barry Sanders. I've never seen other dogs move like collies do.
Must be something to do with a combination of their athleticsim and intelligence.
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u/mynewromantica Aug 27 '26
Mine as well. It’s really amazing to watch her run at her peak. I would kill to experience what she does, she seems so happy when she runs.
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u/vnnie3 Aug 27 '26
Greyhound 's cornering and braking is much better than the collie's But the collie knows how to cut him off
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u/Hawkboy71 Aug 27 '26
The danger with Greyhounds at a dog park is that most dogs who want to chase them eventually just try to ram them from the side.
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u/syko-rc Aug 27 '26
I can almost hear the sound the roadrunner makes when he is tricking the coyote
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u/No_Opening9605 Aug 27 '26
“I’m gonna hit the brakes and he’ll flight right by!
You’re gonna to WHAT?!”
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u/ScriptoTheClown Aug 27 '26
Greyhounds will run just fast enough to stay ahead of slower dogs.
Then you put another greyhound in the group and they just go wide open and the other dogs stare in disbelief.
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u/syncere13 Aug 27 '26
The fact that the Greyhound was still in first gear😂😂😭😭😭 and still pulled out a Madden 08 juke move 😬.. That Collie is going to need a chewy and therapy
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u/Hawkboy71 Aug 27 '26
I've lost track of the times at dog parks when another dog owner comes over to me and says about his insert breed here "I bet your Greyhound is quick...but I dunno my dog is pretty fast."
They always are amazed at how much faster a Greyhound is.
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u/davenelsondotcom Aug 27 '26
The Border Collie is not "chasing" it is herding, that is why it is cutting off the Greyhound, it wants to get in front and make it change direction. They are both such beautiful dogos.
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u/CanExplainThings Aug 27 '26
Still broke its ankles and sent it flying.
Grey’s can be Buddhist calm and statue-stubborn.
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u/Karena1331 Aug 27 '26
We had a whippet that I swore had springs for legs because he could jump an 8-10 ft
fence in a single bound. My Dad had to tack on extra lumber to the top of our fence just to keep him in the yard. 🤣
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u/shadow-foxe Aug 27 '26
did you know the record highest jump is by a greyhound, so no surprised a whippets springs are just as good. Thankfully my two greys havent worked out they could clear our fence if they tried.
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u/Karena1331 Aug 27 '26
My Dad would literally add boards and then go to the other side, call him, and he would just rocket over it. It was hilarious, too bad it was back in the days before we all carried video recorders around. He was a
really goofy dog 🤣
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u/BrilliantJob2759 Aug 27 '26
For the love of all things don't unmute the video!
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u/bluemooncommenter Aug 27 '26
I rewatched unmuted...and it made a lot more sense.
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u/TigrressZ Aug 28 '26
I listened to about 2sec of it near the middle and got rid of it. But after reafing your comment, I went to the beginning and watched with full sound. omg 🤣. definitely funnier with the sound on. this time, the commentary is perfect.
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u/Substantial__Unit Aug 27 '26
That Collie was smart though, definitely knowledge from its ancestors, cause he took the inside track to intercept him multiple times.
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u/Spaghett8 Aug 27 '26
Greyhound also smart. Got intercepted once and prepared for a different game the next.
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u/barrsftw Aug 27 '26
I've always wondered how dogs don't get injured more often. A middle aged human is 100% getting injured after a tumble like that lol
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u/ScriptoTheClown Aug 27 '26
I remember watching my greyhound running at full speed plant a single leg and turn 180 degrees. Dude was 80 pounds of muscle and I thought for sure that leg was done. Nope, he just kept shot off in the other direction like he'd always been running that way.
A black greyhound at night is scary, by the way.
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u/Miqo_Nekomancer Aug 27 '26
The greyhound baited the border collie into the overshoot, using its superior speed and turn rate, winning the dogfight without even needing to turn on the afterburner. The ground remains undefeated.
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u/4point5billion45 Aug 27 '26
This is exactly what a border collie would say because they seem to think they're the best!
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u/TheR4alVendetta Aug 27 '26
That greyhound is in 2nd gear the whole time. Had a greyhound. At full out, nothing could touch him.
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u/Aethion Aug 27 '26
Was walking my dog up the field nearby mountain. This whippet came out of knowers and my dog loved to play with others (spaniel)
So my dog was playing friendly cool, this whippet got spooked took off at lighting speed in dog language he must have shouted “I AM SPEED”
My dog just stopped looked up at me and just gave me this look are you seeing this shit how fast is that mofo.
She got taught that day there is levels to this Usain Bolt vs Stephen hawking speed difference.
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u/GreyMatters231 Aug 28 '26
My lil girl is on her last night. It took the end stages of stomach cancer to slow her down. 15 years of running and being right at my side. This hurts so much
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u/Technical_Ad_4894 Aug 28 '26
That greyhound was probably so delighted that another dog really tried to challenge him 😂
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u/Longjumping-Ad7194 Aug 27 '26
I took a small dog to a park once and had a greyhound come running towards us from quite a distance away, as he/she had spotted a small thing to hunt, it was quite unnerving how little time I had to pick the little dog up and hold her above my head, just in case.
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u/horseheadmonster Aug 28 '26
My mom rescued a former racing greyhound, that dog wasn't even running...
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u/Unamuzed-Toast Aug 27 '26
Cool to see the collie realize it can’t catch the greyhound, and then switch to trying to intercept it.
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u/PeepsMyHeart Aug 28 '26
The greyhound is handicapping herself for the love of the game. I love both breeds so much, though! They are all having so much fun!
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u/Pattycakes1160 Aug 28 '26
My daughter has an Australian Shepherd and I have never seen a dog run as fast as she does..she flies!! She climes the tree in my backyard to catch the squirrels!! 🐿️
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u/LiveWire_74 Aug 27 '26
Perfect movie to put such a smile on my face. Lemme go work now
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u/indigocoil Aug 27 '26
i have a greyhound/border collue cross, all the speed of a greyhound and all the energy of a collie. she's famous in the park for her sheer unending velocity. 11yrs old now and hasnt even begun to slow down. I love her, my speed queen ❤️
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u/GlowingDuck22 Aug 27 '26
Collies are more known for endurance than speed. They are fast but not greyhound fast.
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u/SlowBurnFirecracker Aug 27 '26
The Husky walking out, clearly thinking to itself “l am surrounded by idiots” and not even engaging in chase, is cracking me up.
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u/WhoBroughtTheCoolKid Aug 27 '26
5 points for the camera person who actually caught it all! Usually people suck at it lol
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u/ConfuseableFraggle Aug 27 '26
Greyhound playing, enjoying another dog who can actually give him even a bit of sport, while the Border collie is enjoying chasing someone who makes him stretch! Fun!
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u/CarpenterGold1704 Aug 27 '26
when i had my greyhound and we would go to the dog park, same thing. all the dogs would be chasing him, and he would stay just ahead of them. then when he got bored, second gear would kick in and he would leave them behind. then he would go lie down and rest, because we had been there ten minutes and he was ready to leave.
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u/BoxBird Aug 27 '26
The greyhound doing a lip lick IMMEDIATELY before the feint is hilarious because it’s drives home the intentionality 😂 what a goofball
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u/StartledOcto Aug 27 '26
Collie understands smaller circle = quicker
Collie does not understand stopping
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u/morelsupporter Aug 27 '26
my son has a saluki and when it was younger it was by far the fastest dog at the park on any given day and loved to be chased by anyone willing.
but if a greyhound or whippet showed up, he wanted to leave.
i found that so hilarious.
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u/Insomniac_Steve Aug 27 '26
The greyhound is just out for a leisurely stroll. That speed to a greyhound is the canine equivalent of Usain Bolt jogging.
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u/BlindPelican Aug 27 '26
That is pure joy :)
Border Collies are just absolutely bonkers dog athletes.
Used to take mine to a dog park and her two dog friends were a rescued greyhound (former racer) and a husky.
They were both incredible to watch in their own right, but my BC was almost as fast as the greyhound and could last almost as long as the husky and was far more agile than both.
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u/whenisnowthen Aug 28 '26
This made me remember my beloved border collie Madison. She had a highway gear that made her the fastest dog in the world at the park, until there was a Greyhound. The owner said it was a retired racing dog from Florida that she adopted through some program that keeps them from being euthanized. Madison was really fast, but this retired Greyhound was distracted by butterflies and still managed to let her get just close enough and then open up a ten foot gap in about three strides. The greyhound came over to the bench we were sitting on and fell into a deep sleep, Madison seemed a bit annoyed on our car ride home.
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u/Pinksamuraiiiii Aug 27 '26
The greyhound was just entertaining that dog, they can definitely sprint way faster than that.
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u/UpdootDaSnootBoop Aug 27 '26
This would have been great without the crappy voice and graphic overlay
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u/Iokua113 Aug 27 '26
I miss the days when we got videos, not videos with dumb fuck audio slapped on it. Tiktok has kinda ruined stuff like this.
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