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u/SweaterSteve1966 12h ago
I represent the innocent cat. The bag obviously fell under the bed. My client couldn’t carry the full bag, so had no choice but to lighten the load. If the bag don’t fit, you must acquit. Defense rests.
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u/ux3l 9h ago
He doesn't look very fat to me, though it's hard to tell in those positions. Of course he looks fat when lying on his back. And when she holds him he doesn't look fat.
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u/Amazing_Act9595 4h ago
A trim cat is supposed to look sleek with obvious waist. When she sets him back down you can tell he has a solid amount of mass on his sides rounding him out.
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u/nooman98155 12h ago
Why don't they just say ass?
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u/TheCuteLilPuppyGirl 10h ago
Originally it was a shortening for "as hell" then started getting used to replaces "ass" by adding another 'h'. But personally I still find it funny ngl
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u/ConsiderationNo9044 11h ago
It isn't meant to say ass, it is slang
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u/radiant_kiwi208 10h ago
Slang for ass lol
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u/ConsiderationNo9044 10h ago
Exactly, its a separate thing. Just like how "aight" is slang for "all right", but they aren't used in the same situations
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u/radiant_kiwi208 9h ago
Aight is slang for alright because it is interchangeable
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u/ConsiderationNo9044 9h ago
In a business email, no one writes "aight i'll send you the documents"
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u/radiant_kiwi208 7h ago
Thats why aight is slang lol
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u/ConsiderationNo9044 7h ago
That was my point?
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u/PositiveKatzen 7h ago
They’re just old man yelling at clouds and are mad they don’t understand slang. It’s so weird.
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u/Automatic_Serve7901 10h ago
I had a dog once who got under my bed and chewed a tiny hole into the back of a bag of kibble to suck out pieces one at a time. When I found it he looked so proud of himself 😆
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u/Firm-Scientist-4636 11h ago
So glad I've been seeing less and less of "ahh" as a substitute for ass. Shit's annoying AF.
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u/StaredAtEclipseAMA 5h ago
You gonna say AF tho
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u/Firm-Scientist-4636 4h ago
At least that saves time and typing, like all acronyms. It's like ASAP vs. as soon as possible. "Ahh" and "ass" take the same amount of time to type out.
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u/MollyViper 11h ago
He’s going to throw up so much later
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u/Sophiathedork 7h ago
Yeah maybe if they didn’t feed meow mix he’d be a little healthier… I get that it’s cheap and cats will eat the hell out of it, but unless you’re feeding strays or are super poor there are just so many better options out there to support overall cat health.
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u/PEPSIU2NITE 9h ago
They must be starving him if it took them a whole week to notice the bag was missing lol
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u/___kanna___ 36m ago
That’s a crazy assumption to make when there are so many more reasonable explanations.
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u/Revolutionary-Chef-6 7h ago
“Ahh” is some of the dumbest shit man. What is saying ass gonna make you commit sewer slide or something
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u/ejisson 7h ago
TikTok is their life; If they say "ass" TikTok's gonna remove the comment or video/ban them. And we all know that TikTok is the only existing platform and there isn't life outside of it.
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u/PositiveKatzen 7h ago
It’s literally just slang, it has a different meaning than ass. Y’all are so weird.
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u/PoisonGaz 6h ago
can’t have a different meaning when you use it with the exact same context as ass. Ahh is just self censoring because of tiktok
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u/PositiveKatzen 6h ago
That’s literally how slang works.
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u/Ill_Tonight_2069 6h ago
You don’t need to add “literally”.
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u/PositiveKatzen 6h ago
Literally can if I literally want. Y’all have so many issues with how other people speak lmao
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u/darkfuryelf 6h ago
Angry old man yells at cloud. They're becoming the angry boomers they made fun of their whole life it's sad.
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u/PositiveKatzen 5h ago
Genuinely, they don’t even see it. “Surely it’s those damn kids who are wrong.”
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u/ejisson 6h ago
"Its just slang" is already a literal phrase, you dont need to add "literally" in there.
Yeah, "ahh" has a different meaning. Kinda how tiktok made "PoV" stop meaning "Point of view", right?
Its fine if you say that "ahh" has a different meaning than "ass" depending on how you use it, because thats how words work (see how I didn't add "literally" between 'thats' and 'how'?). However, calling people weird for describing a situation shows your immaturity.
"Ahh" started being used to avoid content removal, later it started to describe something different. The problem here is that a lot of people still use "ahh" were they could've used "ass", because they mean the same thing on that context.
Tell me, whats the difference between " fatass cat" and "fat ahh cat"? Because to me, both words are describing a fat cat that eats lot, and by using "ahh" you're giving out the idea that your behavior is controlled by a social media platform.
And your r/usernamedoesnotchecksout :(
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u/krispydragon27 5h ago
tik tok censorship may be frustratingly dumb and how it became mainstream, but whenever i would see “ahh” at first i thought it was just typing out accent/dialect. I’ve heard it irl many times before tik tok. It’s been about 6 years since I’ve been on tik tok enough to pick up on trends.
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u/PositiveKatzen 6h ago
I am not reading all that
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u/ejisson 6h ago
Tldr for the fellow tiktokers: "Fatass cat" and "fatahh cat" have the same meaning on this context, wich is a cat that eats a lot; if thats the case, there's no reason to use "fatahh"; not using "fatass" makes it look like your personality is based on how social media tells you to act and your words are the ones social media tells you to speak
Tldr of the tldr for the chronical tiktokers: In the video "fatass" and "fatahh" means the same. Use "fatass" because using "fatahh" makes it look like your life revolves solely around social media.
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u/PositiveKatzen 6h ago
Sorry or thank you or whatever you want to quit sending me pointless ahh paragraphs
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u/Remendaz 6h ago
Brother touch some grass or maybe like another human being at some point in your life.
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u/ejisson 6h ago
Are you projecting? Because it feels like it. I just pointed something and you felt attacked as you're incapable of accepting criticism. At no point I cursed or attacked someone, but youre telling me to touch grass because you saw more words than youre used to.
I dont write big comments because im angry, I do it because I want to. I know the mental visualization you have of me due to the texts, but there's a reason im not just spamming words on my phone.
And you dont need to add "like" there
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u/darkfuryelf 6h ago
There was also no reason for people in the early 2000s to TYP LIEK DIS BUTT U NO LOTZ UF PPLZ DIDZ ANYWAYZZZZ XDDDD!!!!1!1! TTYL <3<3
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u/Ill_Tonight_2069 6h ago
That figures…
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u/PositiveKatzen 6h ago
Why are you replying to me multiple times on different comments lmao you’re ok the slang can’t hurt you
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u/windchillx07 4h ago edited 3h ago
I think it's people writing what they hear. Like I grew up in the ghetto, we said ahh when trying to say ass. It wasn't intentional, it was just the vernacular of ass of where I grew up so it's how I would say it too.
Back when I heard someone say gyatt for the first time it kinda threw me off. I asked the person if they were trying to imitate like ghetto speak because I had never heard them say that phrase before but I hard heard it growing up in my old neighborhood.
He explains that it's a term for girls with big butts and I was like it just sounds like how people used to say goddamn when I was young for girls with big butts, and he was like nah it's a whole new word not an abbreviation. I was so confused.
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u/sexytokeburgerz 2h ago
Blame the platforms.
You get less engagement if you swear and they know what you write and what you say.
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u/Soft-Employer4515 6h ago
Bro committed a crime, got caught red-pawed, and is still standing there like he’d do it again
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u/Live-Kaleidoscope104 11h ago
Why tf is she pulling its arms?
Also, the strict diet a lot of people put on their cats is kinda harsh. Yes good guidelines from the veterinary prevents people overfeeding their cats, but being always too strict is just sad. Surely those automated feeders for inside cats. Like do you yourself hold such a strict diet? There is a range within still being perfectly healthy, doesn't need to be the bare minimum of food.
We have days that we need more food than others, our bodies aren't like clockwork everyday. And just like there's variation with humans, there's with cats imo. Some eat a bit and gain weight easily, some need more fuel and don't gain weight easily.
BTW don't lock your cats up. An indoor cat isn't a thing. Just something that people made up because WE want to have nice things and silently ignore the real nature of those animals.
Just like birds don't belong in cages, lizards in terrariums etc.
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u/TheDeadlyMarauder 10h ago
Letting your cat outdoors is less safe for the kitty and threatens the local wildlife, I won't judge anyone who does let their cat outside but I personally would never let mine outside without a leash. Plus my cat hates the outside and clung to my shoulder like a barnacle the last time I tried to take her outside for a walk.
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u/Live-Kaleidoscope104 9h ago edited 9h ago
Yes that's what happens with cats who are mainly indoors. They're so disconnected with the outside world, never developed their intrinsic behavior well and find it very overwhelming.
The impact on environment is such a silly argument. We as humans, windmills and whatever are considerably the main source of misery for birds. Cats kill waay more rats and mice than any other things.
Edit: last sentence. Edit: you might have a bigger range of vulnerable wildlife for cats, over here it's mainly rodent. I still try to interfere when I see her chasing a field mouse or so cause I feel sorry for it.
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u/TheDeadlyMarauder 7h ago
I adopted her from the street so it's not like the outdoors are completely foreign to her :/
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u/Live-Kaleidoscope104 28m ago
Short experience on the street, maybe bad memories and not used to it anymore. They also come in other's territory cause he or she itself has no marked territory, and apparently cats don't like intruders.
That's so só sweet of you to give the kitty a loving home! I really appreciate people who do that.
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u/MeisterFluffbutt 10h ago
I'm more neutral on outdoor cats (not American) but ur last statement is just garbage. There are atleast a million of cats held indoors world wide and they do mighty fine lmfao.
Rescues of the street can sometimes be difficult, but kittens raised indoors are healthy and live longer than outdoor cats.
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u/Live-Kaleidoscope104 9h ago edited 9h ago
Exactly, we think they're perfectly fine. Just like the birds in cages that don't complain and don't know different. But we know it's not conforme with their real nature. Indoor cats often act more crazy in the house because outdoor cats can get rid of their energy. Their territory has a quite big circumference.
I know everyone loves their pet, I don't mean to bash people. But we are just so used to treating our pets like that that we think it's normal and good for them. But in reality it's not always in the animal's best interest.
Edit: it's also not a fulfilling life for any living creature to be locked up your whole life in a small area (in comparison to the area they naturally live/roam).
We think we protect them by keeping them locked up, which is kind of true but it's not fulfilling. Just like every other creature would be safer locking themselves up but that's not living your life.
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