r/Marijuana • • 5d ago

Healthy food for Munchies

So I recently started smoking weed again. I never had a problem but quit just in case a job im trying to get drug tests. I now have a 6fig job and don't have to worry about that anymore. I use it at night to relax and it helps me sleep very well. What can I eat that won't pack on a bunch of calories and is healthy at night.

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u/Harris42007 5d ago

Grapes are good and help with kottonmouth. Same with apples.

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u/NerfRepellingBoobs 5d ago

Any fruit, really.

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u/Harris42007 5d ago

Yes, oranges go hard when I'm high!

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u/NerfRepellingBoobs 5d ago

I’m convinced the entire showerorange sub is just a bunch of stoners.

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u/AstronautOver3697 5d ago

Interesting 🤔

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u/aj1805 5d ago

Mango and pineapple 🔥

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u/Lochlan 4d ago

Cut up a watermelon into cubes and eat them with a single chopstick. So satisfying.

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u/These-Prune-1529 4d ago

Love it...I will try if I can still find decent watermelon.

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u/sroges 5d ago

Apples and peanut butter are actually one of my go to munchies snacks! Apples are soooo good high

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u/Harris42007 5d ago

I was going to suggest that, but wasn't sure how healthy peanut butter would be.

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u/NerfRepellingBoobs 5d ago

It’s high fat and high calorie, but it’s also high in protein, healthy fats, fiber, and nutrients. Biggest thing to watch for is added sugar.

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u/whogonncheckmeboo 5d ago

Almond butter is the way to go

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u/sroges 5d ago

I personally wouldn’t say it’s unhealthy, but I definitely eat it in moderation due to the salt and sugar.

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u/ColoradoStudent 5d ago

Peanut butter is really high in fat. While it's not necessarily "bad" fat and peanut butter is generally healthy, the high fat makes it really high in calories which will add up quick. Especially before going to sleep.

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u/rtq7382 5d ago

Throw some lime juice and a dash of sugar into them grapes and they're even tastier somehow.

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u/AstronautOver3697 5d ago

Amy particular type?

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u/Harris42007 5d ago

I like red grapes myself, I like sweet more than sour though.

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u/Available_Dot_8310 5d ago

I also only smoke at night. I've gotten good with just eating fruits as a little late munchies snack, but I like to keep stuff like jerky/meat sticks, string cheese, pickles, seaweed packets all in case I want something salty/crunchy. When I had first started smoking again and didnt wanna fuck up my diet, I would skip dinner, smoke for the night and chill for a little, then go make a full meal when the munchies hit 😂

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u/AstronautOver3697 5d ago

That's the struggle lol I make a full course meal or order something lol.

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u/puppiesandcleavage 5d ago

Celery

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u/houtxone 5d ago

with whipped cream cheese

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u/AstronautOver3697 5d ago

Tried celery and it's not my cup of tea

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u/caseybvdc74 5d ago

Herbal teas are nice too

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u/ugoborghetty 5d ago

every fruit is great, i also like yogurt and baked seasoned chickpeas (underated af)

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u/AstronautOver3697 5d ago

Chickpeas are a great source of protein. I'll probably air fry them though

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u/ugoborghetty 5d ago

thats perfection!!

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u/meddit_rod 5d ago

Carrots are good by themselves or with guac, hummus, etc.

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u/AstronautOver3697 5d ago

Baby carrots in bag?

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u/Lorgin 4d ago

You can also just buy normal carrots and chop them up. Cheaper by the pound. Skin them if you want and rinse them with water to give them that baby carrot wetness lol

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u/meddit_rod 5d ago

That's the ones.

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u/Chiiro 5d ago

Dried fruit and pickles, both of which you can make at home to your own liking. If you want something a bit more unhealthy throw any fresh fruit in a jar, coat it in sugar and let it sit, you will get picked fruit and delicious syrup.

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u/houtxone 5d ago

mixed nuts are good but just don't overdo it. I weigh out a certain amount and that's it. popcorn is good too.

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u/Kool_Kat_2 5d ago

Diced cucumbers with Greek yogurt and lemon juice. So tasty!

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u/Fabulous-Educator447 5d ago

I keep small apples around popcorn, Cheerios. Stay away from trail mix and the like.

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u/Eastnasty 5d ago

Hummus and corn based tortilla chips. So many good hummus spicy flavors now. Peanuts and edamame.
And of course fruit. Sweet tooth? Dark chocolate and peanut butter

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u/wellbloom 5d ago

Apple slices and Brie cheese.

Cheese and crackers if I’m really hungry. I have about 5 different varieties of crackers on hand and a couple nice cheeses in the fridge, along with spreads. My favorite crackers are CrunchMaster and Toasteds. Spreads like hummus, Alouette or flavored cream cheese are really satisfying with crackers.

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u/Atomic-Sh1t 5d ago

Watch largebaj on Facebook or instagram

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u/boiohboioh 5d ago

I like pumpkin seeds, sun flower seeds peanut butter and rice cakes. Rice cakes are self explanatory, low calorie and you can add to them.

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u/Small-feco 5d ago

Frozen grapes, clementines, roasted komucha squash or pumpkin, cucumber salad, hummus with some veggie sticks.. Those are just a few things I do!! Happy high 🌬️

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u/AstronautOver3697 5d ago

☁️☁️

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u/madmelly 5d ago

I love making myself a tomato mozzarella salad with basil and balsamic.

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u/ColoradoStudent 5d ago

Fat free greek yogurt. I usually use plain and then add my own honey and cinnamon and granola. You can add some fruit too. It's the granola you really have to watch out for. When you're picking, carbs are generally better than fats. For example, if you have to choose between a candy vs ice cream before bed, you choose the candy.

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u/Sarasha 5d ago

Bananas

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u/TheJollyfish 5d ago

Grapes, oranges, peanuts. Peanuts might be high in calories, tho. [2]

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u/IcyMike1782 5d ago

Of a like mind & situation. Years ago, I decided the only thing that would work is take things out of the house that non-high Me wouldn't want high Me bingeing on. I find texture to be the biggest craving, so I keep a full drawer of cold crunchy veggies, mixed nuts, Quest chips, and some no-sugar candies as my snack drawer & frozen grapes, passion fruits, dragonfruit in the freezer.

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u/Old_Bid6728 5d ago

Nuts and seeds along with dried fruit. Also, healthy type cereals

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u/dickie96 5d ago

i like bananas

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u/KindlyCan1962 5d ago

Personally, when I am high, I enjoy carrots with peanut butter. Cucumbers with ranch. Fruit smoothies made with yogurt. I also make Ambrosia! (That fruit salad with the little marshmallows. Maraschino cherries, mandarin oranges, pineapple, sour cream.)

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u/phidda 5d ago

Pickles are great for a salty crunch. Hummus and cucumbers/carrots.

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u/BakingAndBeingBaked 4d ago

My normal go to’s are carrots or celery with peanut butter, cucumbers, mandarin oranges, and green grapes (freeze them, fucking phenomenal!). I’ve recently discovered a brand of mini rice cakes that taste amazing and have low calories as well as various extra vitamins and nutrients and I love their fun flavors.

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u/Trixurr 4d ago

Baby carrots buttermilk ranch

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u/KimSidwell 4d ago edited 4d ago

Baby carrots and/or apples. Lots of chewing required.

Also! I recently started making this at home because it’s reasonably healthy and I can just pull it out of my refrigerator and eat it standing over my stove without having to do anything.

It’s like a weird salsa salad kind of thing and you can modify it however you like…. You can make it spicy or sweet or salty or whatever you want.

It takes a little bit of prep work, but it stays good in the refrigerator for several days.

Cilantro Cucumber Corn & Black Bean Salad

Salad:
1 English cucumber, diced
1½ cups frozen corn, thawed
1 can black beans, drained and rinsed
½ red onion, diced
1 orange or red bell pepper, diced
1 bunch cilantro, chopped
1 jalapeño, diced (optional)

Dressing:
Juice of 2 limes + zest of 1 lime
3 tbsp olive oil
1 tsp kosher salt
1 tsp cumin
½ tsp smoked paprika
½ tsp garlic powder
¼ tsp black pepper
¼ tsp chili powder
2 tsp jalapeño brine (optional)

Instructions: Mix salad ingredients. Whisk dressing ingredients, pour over salad, and toss well. Refrigerate 30–60 minutes before serving. Serve with tortilla chips.

Yield: 6–8 servings
Refrigerator: 3–4 days

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u/MyTacoNachos 4d ago

I eat a few honeycrisp apples a day! The ones in the bag are typically smaller. They're super juicy, so it helps with making your mouth feel less icky after smoking too!

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u/ChuckleCheetah 4d ago

Greek yogurt with chia seeds, pumpkin seeds and frozen (or non frozen) fruit. Feels more decadent than it should be.

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u/TheBrumAbides 4d ago

Unsweetened dried mangoes. They are delicious.

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u/Glittering_Sky5271 4d ago

Like many have said already, fruits. When I'm high the sense of sweetness is highlighted, so fruits aee extra delicious and all the fiber helps with getting full and recovery next day. My go-to are pineapple and melon, the nearby grocery sells them precut in trays.

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u/asm87891013 3d ago

Apples, grapes, bananas, mangoes, cucumbers with some lime always hit the spot

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u/saracsit 1d ago

Frozen grapes - the cotton candy ones are like little sorbet balls, or opposite direction, the Only Bean Wasabi edamame - low cal - lots of protein, pumpkin seeds,

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u/srt1955 1d ago

google - zero calorie foods