r/Maxcactus_TrailGuide • • 5d ago

Fuck this guy.

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u/Ok-Customer4709 5d ago edited 5d ago

Just imagine the horror if the Democrats take the Senate by one, you just know this guy will switch sides. Democrats need to take the Senate with a large enough majority to not give this guy the power Manchin had.

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u/More_Atmosphere_1717 5d ago

He’s a rat. 

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u/commiscowboy 5d ago

Don’t insult rodents like that

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u/A_Poor_Miser 5d ago

Seriously. I've met some very fine, upstanding rats in my time. 

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u/RoughCobbles 5d ago

On the other hand, black death.

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u/ProfessionalResort15 5d ago

That was the fleas on the rats causing that, so technically not their fault

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u/A_Poor_Miser 5d ago

It didn't help that humans blamed cats.

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u/RoughCobbles 5d ago

Well, they did help propagate it.

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u/Able_Buffalo 5d ago

He is a rat.

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u/JerryContrary 5d ago

In a hat.

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u/LoanedRespect 5d ago

Bald, in a hoodie that is black.

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u/HungryHippo669 5d ago

He looks like a Moron 🤦‍♂️

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u/Unfair-Ad2664 5d ago

And a little bit like Gollum

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u/Sensitive-Ad-816 5d ago

I still remember when people referred to him as “The Pennsyltucky Orc”

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u/throaway63456346 5d ago

how insulting to orcs. thrall worked hard to rebuild the image of the horde

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u/WilHunting2 5d ago

He’s an Ivy League rich nepo kid.

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u/No_Answer_9749 5d ago

Remember when he basically couldn't talk but the establishment and the TV told you all to love him and vote for him that was freaking hilarious.

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u/MetroidvaniaListsGuy 5d ago

The alternative was Oz, and no one could have guessed it would do enough damage to change him this drastically.

Pennsylvania is just totally fucked right now. It will take a long time to fix its statewide representation in washington.

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u/Mammoth-Tea-5353 5d ago

It's pretty on brand that a stroke and neurological damage turned this guy conservative.

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u/Smooth-Weekend-2314 5d ago

No thanks, but you could probably turn that head into a dildo easily enough.

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u/AdventurousRow2091 5d ago

Traiter. I’m sure he got something out of this

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u/Mediocre-Catch9580 5d ago

It’s interesting the evolution of this guy.   

The republicans flat accused the democrats of cheating to get him elected.   Seemed like he had mental issues and they protected him.  

But then he started having different opinions than the Dems and now they have all but spurned him.   

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u/MetroidvaniaListsGuy 5d ago

except none of this is true.

He was a fantastic person, then he had a stroke. The stroke did enough damage to his brain that it changed his personality. He's no longer the person he was before the stroke.

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u/Boenitousouch 5d ago

Therefore in order to be a Republican you must be brain damaged. Just ask rfk

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u/Junior_Trash_1393 5d ago

Let's start with a real pair of pants instead of his dopey homeboy gym
Shorts. You're in the Senate not your neighborhood pickup basketball league.

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u/crankenshtien 5d ago

The Founders would call him a turncoat.

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u/Still_Hamster9963 5d ago

He's a first class clown in search of a circus. 🎪

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u/Turbulent-Society-30 5d ago

A traitor who used his "I'm here for the working folk" tactic to get elected, only to turn his back on the people he claimed he wanted to help.

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u/takethemdownletsgo 5d ago

He slipped and admitted being a lifelong republican, at least thats what I saw he can say what he wants.

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u/BlackberryShoddy7889 5d ago

He’s there to work for republicans and Israel. Now he’s even starting to look like Netanyahu.

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u/cnation01 5d ago

Every guy in my neighborhood who has all the trump shit in their yard and hanging off their house looks like this guy lmao.

I dont know what it is, like a Simpsons character or something. Mar a logo face for guys ? WTF

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u/patchhappyhour 5d ago

Hopefully this guy's ticker helps the world out.

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u/Nomaddad55 5d ago

Wasn’t he in One flew over the cuckoo’s nest?

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u/N0tASAint 5d ago

He was tr@$h when folks picked him and the stank has only grown since then.

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u/Upstairs_Ordinary837 5d ago

Did you see him? He's already FUCKED!

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u/inb4404 5d ago

He needs to go back under his bridge.

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u/JonEdwinPoquet 5d ago

Oh too see the posts and celebrations Reddit had when he won…

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u/jackcanyon 5d ago

And the horse he rode in on .What a disappointment of a man .

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u/rage1911 5d ago

How the turn tables.

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u/Yosemite-Dan 5d ago

Funny, I remember when Federman was a darling of the left - about whom nothing could be said after his debilitating stroke.

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u/mastermedic84 5d ago

Can Republicans please find a new trick? Look at this irrelevant policy and get mad about it! Look at this irrelevant guy half as extreme as 15 of your own senators and get mad about it! Look at this strange person and get mad about it!

Your policies have been destroying America for decades and most of your people are FINALLY waking up to the fact that the Republican party has been a shitty song on repeat since Reagan.

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u/Alternative-Angle214 5d ago

Fetterman is another moron

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u/Informal_Process2238 5d ago

He’s got the dame bramage real bad

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u/DailyUnderFlow 5d ago

American politics is so weird where someone who has certifiable brain damage and is most definitely unqualified and unfit for their position just gets to keep their super important job as if it has no negative effect on anything.

We fucking need basic standards in the government like there are in every god damn job. Otherwise we get people like this, mitch, trump, hegseth and everyone else currently in the white house who is clearly unfit for their job and causing untold amounts of damage to the entire country. I wouldn't trust anyone currently in the white house to even work at a fast food joint. They should not be anywhere fucking near politics.

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u/nonubiz 5d ago

Vote this trash out

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u/nonubiz 5d ago edited 5d ago

I want to put a sign on a trailer. Trump= Nazi opinions accepted

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u/AdConsistent797 5d ago

Uncle Fester.

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u/dhdhdjdj2 5d ago

Fuuuccckkk this guy.

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u/Express-Cartoonist39 5d ago

He never was remotely democrat, democrats just too stuck their own ass in Hopeville U.S.A. to see it soon enough.

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u/RatBatBlue82 5d ago

He supported Bernie Sanders in 2016 and Sanders supported him, so.....

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u/Express-Cartoonist39 5d ago

Yea Bernie told him he get a chair in his admin... He did it for positioning... Its in project 2025 if you read it. Get voted in as democrats or whatever movement wins then vote conservative. Democrats need to take a page and stop being pusses

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u/PrincipleNo3966 5d ago

Ew, good God no!

Oh, you meant figuratively.

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u/Potential-Bike4307 5d ago

With a cactus, sideways.

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u/Jax72 5d ago

F him in the A.

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u/StressEarly1813 5d ago

YES USELESS TIT !!!!!

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u/No_Teaching_4449 5d ago

I mean, if that floats your boat, have at it

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u/Substantial_Impact69 5d ago

I like e’m. It was him or Oz.

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u/pizza-chit 5d ago

Senator Fetterman is a Zionist bitch and a traitor to America

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u/Perrypoolguy1 5d ago

Damn there is a shit load of gay men on here always wanting to fuck some other guy sheech !

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u/GrampaDoohickey 5d ago

Please! I have standards.

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u/dnoods 5d ago

“It’s 10pm. Do you know where your kids are?”

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u/flexeble2020 5d ago

He could be a Ferenghi!

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u/Erving06 5d ago

MAGA trash.

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u/Gysburne 5d ago

Not my type.

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u/Equivalent_Reach_572 5d ago

Traitor to America. Foreign asset. Prison for life.

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u/PornPedant76 5d ago

No, I have no idea where he has been, and I don't stick my dick in crazy.

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u/-Akos- 5d ago

Look up Star Trek Ferengi.. Dead ringer.

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u/PuzzleheadPi 5d ago

The only good Demcorat currently in office

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u/Vegetable_Creme_7408 5d ago

May I also add, FUCK israel

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u/JoeBagANachos 5d ago

He's an absolute scumbag.

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u/Important_Bother_702 5d ago

That’s not a guy. I’m not convinced it’s even homosapien.

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u/Emergency_Salt_2103 5d ago

Fuck him too. Traitor.

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u/jrstinkfish 5d ago

He looks like one of those old "Smoking Baby" toys from the 70s.

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u/Donato_Romer0 5d ago

Mr. Potato Head

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u/olderthanthou 5d ago

A dick with ears.

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u/Status_Apartment6559 5d ago

What did he do now to screw democracy?

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u/Several_Attitude_203 5d ago

He belongs in Mordor

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u/Popular-Berry-7151 5d ago

Uncle fester

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u/Confident-Side7300 5d ago

The last democrat with half a brain literally has half a brain 🤣

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u/Dull-Consideration19 5d ago

Number 1 Democrat.

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u/45mphK9 5d ago

"You rang?"

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u/Cyn_Sweetwater 5d ago

I wouldn't fuck him. But he can damn well go fuck himself.

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u/SuperMegasman 5d ago

Let me guess you dont like him because he likes the president and chooses to support Israel

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u/TFreemanH 5d ago

What a disappointment

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u/ImRickJamesBitch71 5d ago

Only true democrat

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u/Safe-Replacement-647 5d ago

This guy makes a lot of sense and apparently loves America

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u/Bright_Set_1368 5d ago

Is this the senator's son from Sin City?

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u/Alive_Equivalent8312 5d ago

Life already has.

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u/Lanracie 5d ago

Oh no he doesent 100% support the Democrat party line.

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u/OnePitch8203 5d ago

A total disgrace to the Democrat party!!!!

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u/SephiTheGoblin 5d ago

If his skin was yellow he would look like the villain Bruce Willis shoots in the dick in sin city

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u/Cultural-Emphasis420 5d ago

With a wide bristle brush

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u/Zephyr_Psalm 5d ago

Why? He seen how fucking crazy you people are and decided not to be apart of it. Whats wrong with that? Also, he is the only Democrat I would even consider voting for. His stance is just common sense

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u/Far-Feedback-6437 5d ago

Right in the ear hole

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u/Adolfothebeast 5d ago

This guy is Israel first. They are not our greatest ally.

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u/ThinSubject4956 5d ago

Why? Because he actually has some common sense?

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u/Electronic_Spend8406 5d ago

Traitor!!!!!!

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u/Sacster911 5d ago

Went from a liberal woke darling to a liberal woke nemesis.

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u/foosballallah 5d ago

He suffered a stroke during his campaign and couldn’t put together a coherent sentence, but you thought it was a good idea to vote him in. Now it’s he who is doing the fucking to you.

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u/Outrageous_Act2564 5d ago

He's fucking the whole state to be fair. Also, once he stroked out, unless he withdrew, he was the nominee.

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u/OKCLD 5d ago

The worst Golem ever.

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u/RecognitionHonest320 5d ago

He just looks like a douche

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u/SaggitariX 5d ago

No thanks. Not in to dudes.

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u/Senior-Low-8137 5d ago

He is the only Democrat that wants the best for the country and it's people.

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u/grammer70 5d ago

He is the logical democratic in the country, rest of the party is all sheep and woke nut jobs.

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u/TransistorResistee 5d ago

I can think of at least three things I’d rather fuck, but I agree with your sentiment.

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u/Standard_Sweet_5639 5d ago

Yep fuck him

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u/Polhard3 5d ago

You first

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u/DobleHuevoVerde 5d ago

He's one of the few sane Democrats in Congress. A real rarity.

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u/WhereMyWeirdosAt 5d ago

no thanks, pass.

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u/CoffeeLoverSupremo 5d ago

He is a pile of shite.

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u/20tellycaster15 5d ago

🖕All day

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u/Capitan-IQ255 5d ago

No fuck the crooked dumocrats 🎃

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u/Jamespm76 5d ago

Fuck this guy right in his goofy face

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u/DutchJohnson-The3rd 5d ago

LOVE Fedder!!!

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u/nocomment_onlybrowse 5d ago

Ah yes, if a democrat isn’t in lockstep with every other democrat he becomes persona non grata and basically a Nazi. Sounds like a winning strategy.

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u/GoldeninGolden 5d ago

Cunt Frankenstein.

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u/Fluffy_Prior1052 5d ago

I agree, right in the ass with a giant green donkey duck.

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u/lepew13 5d ago

The smartest man in the democrat party...

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u/BOOMxHEADSH0T 5d ago

I read the title and thought, who would actually fuck this guy. Turns out that someone was dumb enough to do it at least three times.

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u/kwikane 5d ago

My eyes were blurry at first and I thought this was a dick pic.

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u/they_call_me_dry 5d ago

Right in the ear

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u/TipRare1321 5d ago

That is one ugly mug.

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u/Scotty-boy77 5d ago

Best Dem there is.

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u/mojosofla 5d ago

I know... It is so terrible when someone doesn't just toe the party line blindly. /s

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u/lodaddyus 5d ago

Trojan Horse

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u/Creative_Carob4922 5d ago

Fuck the usa.

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u/AgenticGuillotine 5d ago

Bernie isn't sending his best.

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u/Video_isms207 5d ago

He got his shit fucked up with no shit to fuck up, he’s fuct!

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u/baconator1988 5d ago

No thank you. He's very ugly.

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u/Ok_News3580 5d ago

Caveman side swapping cunt

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u/Alternative-Swing118 5d ago

He even looks like a troll. When the outside matches the inside.

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u/SevyVerna88 5d ago

Fuck this oaf

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u/Sharp-Bluejay2267 5d ago

Whys he look exactly like the maga wojack

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u/Geico22 5d ago

Ofc democrats hate him.... he has and uses common sense when voting.

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u/Koocookachuu 5d ago

The left always eats itself 🤣

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u/frankspliff 5d ago

I was worried but he turned out pretty damn good.

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u/ParticularDemand5587 5d ago

Now you want to fuck him??

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u/bbfan006 5d ago

Uncle Fester for Halloween this year

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u/kelemvr 5d ago

He looks like a ferengi from Star Trek.

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u/FreshAd3889 5d ago

I want to see legislation to punish this in the future.

If democracy returns, obviously

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u/False_Situation3767 5d ago

The Jon Stewart interview he did recently was horrible. This man is completely out of his league and mind.

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u/Richiedamook 5d ago

The guy is a goofball

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u/jmaze215 5d ago

Elections have consequences

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u/CountDorkula77 5d ago

Assclown.

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u/Eeyanz 5d ago

DINO.

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u/GirlwiththeRatTattoo 5d ago

Shrek's greasy cousin.

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u/spaceocean99 5d ago

Sorry, but it’s just hilarious to me that Reddit did the 180 ok this guy. I tried so hard to tell people he was a rat and got downvoted and banned from subs. And now, here we are.

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u/nippleflick1 5d ago

Traitor to the voters who elected him!

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u/Ok_Height3499 5d ago

One of the world’s greatest hypocrites and losers. Elect a real Democrat, please.

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u/Crafty-Walrus-2238 5d ago

Troll this troll.

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u/Steelc0ck 5d ago

Are you his pimp? Gotta be honest, that’s pretty lame marketing.

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u/TastyJournalist8451 5d ago

based D in name only

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u/RyeCOMan 5d ago

Twice

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u/NiceAsRice1 5d ago

You feel better? 🤣 Moral superiority complex on Reddit is wild

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u/Jonnnyrottten 5d ago

Bro looks like Anthropopithecus.

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u/OkEye2910 5d ago

Just another con man.

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u/moxyadamo 5d ago

FUCK THIS GUY….keep it going y’all

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u/LeapIntoInaction 5d ago

Ok? Who is baldie? Gonna need $100 down.

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u/East-Space-3975 5d ago

Hey you guys!

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u/Significant_Ad256 5d ago

He looks like Frankenstein's Dick.

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u/Alternative_Fig3456 5d ago

Look at them pistol gripped GOP ears. Happy goober.

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u/Chagas023 5d ago

IF gollum and The Rock had a kid...

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u/Nero-Stud 5d ago

No way!! 🤢🤮

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u/I_Will_Offened_You 5d ago

I mean he's not my type but to each their own. I hope you too have a great time.

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u/TorturedSoulwithaPen 5d ago

Yep.....F him

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u/ProfessionalResort15 5d ago

I 1714th this statement

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u/Akkerlun 5d ago

Frauderman