r/MichaelJackson • • Sep 17 '26

Discussion If Michael Jackson was a Superhero, what would his name be? πŸ‘‘β€οΈπŸ’•πŸŽΆ

This clip gave me the vibes. πŸ‘‘πŸ¦Έβ€β™‚οΈ

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u/thelonetext Sep 17 '26

Moonwalker

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u/Mijaro_Torston_5000 Bad Sep 17 '26

That's the most fitting one.

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u/KamoMustafaWWE Crotch Grabber 02 Sep 17 '26

That's the one

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u/Redditangi3 29d ago

Ese es el nombre perfecto, y siento que serΓ­a de los tΓ­picos hΓ©roes que le pone nombre o sonidos a sus ataques tipo...

Dangerous o Β‘Shamoune!

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u/TheOmniscientBro "I've... washed my hair THOROUGHLY" 🚿🧼🧴🧽 Sep 18 '26

Mdickie reference ah

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u/WinterCloud2290 28d ago

For R E A L!!! ✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻

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u/Night_life_proof Sep 17 '26

Michael Jackson

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u/Buckeyegurl50 Sep 17 '26

No better name! ❀️

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u/Wonderful-Glass-3249 Sep 17 '26

Captain EO

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u/SleeterRabbit Sep 17 '26

My buddy and I would always say Captain EO is a superhero. He also would say, β€œhis power??……being Michael Jackson.”

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u/Difficult-Double2193 Sep 17 '26

πŸ˜‚πŸ”₯

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u/Low-Ticket5736 25d ago

Facts!!!!!!!!!

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u/Difficult-Double2193 Sep 17 '26

Yesss!! This is true!

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u/Realistic_Public4330 29d ago

What does the EO stand for?

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u/Afterburn84 #MJInnocent Sep 17 '26

He-He-Man

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u/Lilmagetofficial Sep 17 '26

Beat me to it fuck πŸ˜‚

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u/Afterburn84 #MJInnocent Sep 17 '26

Literally the first thing that came to mind.

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u/crash_7_2_5 29d ago

Damn beat me to it

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u/Forsaken_Flight6188 Thriller Sep 17 '26

The Gloved One

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u/Difficult-Double2193 Sep 17 '26

😎πŸ”₯

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u/Common-Trainer9949 Sep 17 '26

The Blue Gangsta

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u/Difficult-Double2193 Sep 17 '26

πŸ₯ΆπŸ”₯

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u/redditshan Sep 17 '26

He was a superhero... But in terms of comics... I think I vote MJ

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u/Difficult-Double2193 Sep 17 '26

Definitely πŸ’―

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u/Temporary_Cap5927 Sep 17 '26

Maestro

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u/Medium_Leg_4500 29d ago

Maestro the moonwalker sounds the most fitting I like

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u/Toggam44 Dirty DianaπŸ’‹ Sep 17 '26

Isn’t he already a superhero

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u/Difficult-Double2193 Sep 17 '26

πŸ’― just seeing what other's think

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u/Inner-Dream-600 Sep 17 '26

Not related but damn that booty!! And the front view is nice too

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u/Difficult-Double2193 Sep 17 '26 edited Sep 17 '26

The gold pants will do it EVERY time🫦

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u/Garcon26 Sep 17 '26

Agent MJ or Moonwalker

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u/FragrantCurrency2602 Blood on the Dance Floor: HIStory in the Mix Sep 17 '26

Lowkey, he already had a great hero name as lightman

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u/Difficult-Double2193 Sep 17 '26

πŸ”₯😎

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u/FeistySecret9327 Sep 17 '26

Aura Man

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u/Difficult-Double2193 Sep 17 '26

πŸ”₯ with unlimited aura

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u/CirclePece Sep 17 '26

Spider-man (Dose how know)

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u/NoahClayton HIStory: Past, Present and Future: Book I Sep 17 '26

At least it's not the Green Hornet (those who know).

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u/Duchess0fPanthers Good Fish 🐠 Sep 17 '26

Smooth Anti-Criminal

🎢You've been hit by, you've been hit by, the smooth anti-criminal. Ow!🎢 (see what I did there?)

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u/Difficult-Double2193 Sep 17 '26

I definitely see😎

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u/Blackpanther22five Sep 17 '26

Moonwalker or Captian EO

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u/preppy486 Sep 17 '26

Um Captain EO

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u/Onemikej Sep 18 '26

What do you mean IF?

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u/Jamesakasonic Sep 18 '26

The Moonwalker.

Or The King of Pop.

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u/Fun-Friend-6291 Sep 18 '26

Michael Joseph Jackson would be his name.

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u/Bubbles0858 Sep 18 '26

Smooth Hero πŸ¦Έβ€β™‚οΈ

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u/Gay4LtDangle 29d ago

Captain Gold Pants

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u/Difficult-Double2193 29d ago

Those Gold Pants 😍

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u/Deep_Fuel_748 29d ago

ThrillaMan!

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u/an0nymyss The girl is so Dangerous 😘 29d ago

The Thriller

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u/XTE_YT 29d ago

He already was.

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u/gray146 Applehead 🍎 29d ago

Michael Jackson. because he already is one!

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u/Temporary-Repeat-101 29d ago

He was a super hero and his super hero name was Michael Jackson. DUH πŸ™„

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u/Dangerous_Plant_4298 29d ago

The Angel

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u/Difficult-Double2193 29d ago

Absolutely πŸ•Š

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u/EarlStranger38 29d ago

One Gloved Man

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u/SonoDarke 29d ago

Super Michael

"it's a me, Michael!"

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u/Both-Acanthaceae-672 Sep 17 '26

Man, the hero that inspired billions

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u/kishu99999 Sep 17 '26

Michael Jackson

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u/Otaku-Furry Sep 17 '26

Everyone should know it would be Captain EO

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u/MJSpice HIStory: Past, Present and Future: Book I Sep 17 '26

Space Michael of course!

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u/jujjjij #MJInnocent Sep 17 '26

The Gloved Walker

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u/They-Them_Moonwalker therapy is expensive, Michael is free Sep 17 '26

My Dream

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u/DBfan187 Sep 18 '26

Michael Jackson and Daft Punk could've been a hit!

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u/B3ast_BushiD0 29d ago

The Moonwalker or Captain EO

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u/Alastor52555 29d ago

This answer, might sound dumb but Invincible....

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u/Difficult-Double2193 29d ago

Lol it doesn't.😎 I can see it, though people can say it's taken. I enjoy different perspectives on the name.

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u/MJJsOnly1 Invincible 29d ago

Galaxy (Going off of both Captain Eo and Commander Jackson) - Codename Lightfoot for missions.

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u/Difficult-Double2193 29d ago

Ah nice 😎 πŸŒŒβ­οΈπŸ’«

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u/ShiftAlternative1083 29d ago

Moon Walker duh!

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u/Block_Masta88 29d ago

Moonwalker

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u/Special_Leg_4000 29d ago

Captain Moonwalker

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u/IncognitoBurrito710 29d ago

King Pop, homie just squeezes heads and uses vibrations from music to rip people apart

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u/Fun-Buy-7487 29d ago

Jackson man

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u/wavynpaid 29d ago

ICEMAN

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u/Difficult-Double2193 29d ago

πŸ₯ΆπŸ‘‘

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u/Swiftwalker_Spider HIStory: Past, Present and Future: Book I 29d ago

Moonwalker

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u/Difficult-Double2193 29d ago

This one seems to be the pick β­οΈπŸ’«

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u/kuyavictor23 29d ago

The Moonwalking Hero: Shamone

... Lmao, that's terrible

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u/neo_rambo 29d ago

A Hee heeman

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u/maryam_i 29d ago

Moonwalker

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u/Professional-Air8517 29d ago

I first think of like: King MJ

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u/__charviiii 29d ago

Peter pan lol

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u/Ryumancer 29d ago

Just shots in the dark:

Stylo?

Mr Thriller?

The Blazer?

Smooth Criminal?

Though that last one sounds like a villain. lol

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u/Some_Note_3552 28d ago

Capitan EO

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u/HelpfulLoyal 28d ago

Midas Man! Most everything was golden for Michael Jackson! 😍🀩πŸ”₯πŸ‘‘

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u/Spiritual_Screen_724 28d ago

King-of-Pop-Man

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u/Difficult-Double2193 28d ago

Nice one Kill πŸ‘‘πŸ˜Ž

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u/Common_Preference954 23d ago

Was he not Captain EO?? If y'all don't like that one we'll go with his other film as "Moonwalker".

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u/Difficult-Double2193 23d ago

Oh I definitely like it. Wanted other perspectives πŸ‘‘

https://giphy.com/gifs/fxpPSvdGnxfR6

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u/Common_Preference954 23d ago

Lmao!! I know. I was gonna say Smooth Criminal or The Glove but remembered Captain EO πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜†πŸ˜­πŸ˜­βš°οΈπŸ’€πŸ’€

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u/Difficult-Double2193 Sep 17 '26

πŸ’―πŸ”₯

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u/JJBro1 Sep 17 '26

I wonder if this outfit inspired the design for the GM08 Daft Punk robot.

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u/Red_Astley Sep 17 '26

Maybe Spider-Man, he wanted to play him!

If he were his own superhero, he might be Captain EO

https://giphy.com/gifs/BWD3CtcudWL28

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u/deandre451234567890 Sep 17 '26

I see where Daft Punk got their inspiration fromπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/LaVieEstBelleEnBleu Sep 17 '26

Si Mickael Γ©tait encore lΓ , il aurait fait un duo avec Daft Punk. On aurait applaudi. On aurait aimΓ©. On aurait dansΓ© tous ensemble!

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u/Difficult-Double2193 Sep 17 '26

Yes. I keep seeing the Daft Punk Reference

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u/Scruff227 Sep 17 '26

Spider-man

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u/Comfortable-East1987 Sep 18 '26

It will always be Captain Io.

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u/Training_Ad2197 Sep 18 '26

Michael Jackson

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u/OGMJ_347 Sep 18 '26

The Moonwalker, idk? He was always a superhero, anyways.

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u/Inevitable-Fix-6631 29d ago

Saw someone catch his helmet

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u/Difficult-Double2193 29d ago

Right. Was super smooth with it too. 😎

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u/ManavKashyap 29d ago

Spider man (he literally tried buying Marvel Studios for that role)

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u/rmpeace 29d ago

Michael Jackson is already a superhero. What are we talking about here?

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u/AdvancedArcher8670 29d ago

He almost played a character called Captain Midknight in a film in the 90’s but the writer or director (can’t recall) sadly died by suicide before filming began and the project was abandoned.

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u/Difficult-Double2193 29d ago

Oh wow. Thank you for the information. Definitely don't remember hearing this. Would have loved to see this

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u/Used_Engineer_5908 29d ago

Spider-Man, let's see if you understand...

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u/Specialist_Cable9139 29d ago

Michael Jackson is a superhero for the record

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u/KhameneiSmells 29d ago

His name is Michael Jackson, and he is a super hero.

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u/Careless_Listen9890 29d ago

he wouldn't need a nickname It would be just Michael Jackson and people would fear him πŸ˜‚

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