Going Bryan mode

[u/Bluebird1932]

[u/dudieguybro]

Plllleeeeeeeaaasssseeee tell me they are making more

[u/parasoralophus → u/dudieguybro]

Maybe not. 

'The lawsuit alleges Ruby Jewel in September sought about $5 million to sell its manufacturing business and avoid a disruption, then said Sept. 28 it would wind down manufacturing. On Oct. 2, Ruby Jewel said it would stop all ice cream production Oct. 6 and let go of plant workers Oct. 8, with the rest of the manufacturing team to be cut Oct. 15, according to the filing.'

https://www.kptv.com/2026/10/06/salt-straw-sues-ruby-jewel-over-taco-deal/

[u/stealthwang → u/parasoralophus]

I can't wait for Brian to mourn his dearly departed treats on mic.

Although this might push him to get back on the hi-chews.

[u/pr6989 → u/parasoralophus]

Holy shit this is devastating news for the frozen treat community

[u/RedDanson → u/parasoralophus]

holy shit — the fact that it's two PDX hipster ice cream brands in a lawsuit over making choco tacos for taco bell is the funniest fucking thing i've ever hear.

[u/xactoman → u/parasoralophus]

honestly the funniest possible end to the pleeeeeeaaasssseeeee email arc.

[u/GuitarRuinedMyLife → u/dudieguybro]

Chris doing the "pleeeeeeeaseese" voice makes me lose it every time

[u/xactoman → u/dudieguybro]

thanks for the chuckle

[u/tssdrunx]

Employees haven't gotten to em yet to put em in the secret freezer

[u/GooseMayne]

God they’re so good

[u/Ecstatic-Compote-595]

they look good but lemon lavender is the worst flavor I can think of. Also holy shit these are 6$?

[u/T1O1R1Y1 → u/Ecstatic-Compote-595]

Lemon lavender is actually one of the best ones. I live in Portland and eat these all the time.

[u/MacArthurParker → u/Ecstatic-Compote-595]

Holy shit as in you think that’s expensive, or a good deal?

[u/Slawzik]

The double chocolate cookie one is legitimately the best frozen treat I can think of,I gotta go to the convenience store apparently.

[u/Wrong_Ad_6125]

i’m on the hunt for these now

[u/GoinToShbooms]

Pwease mista I want more cookie pwease

[u/DoubleDenimDaredevil]

I’m jealous because these mfs aren’t sold within a 100 mile radius of me.

[u/DoozerDozin]

There was only one left and you set the scene..

[u/NoiseTankNick]

Be sure to eat two really quickly in the middle of the night, so you can "cool down" for bed