Wife Guys?

[u/footthrowaway195]

[u/theycallmemorty]

He's talked about how much he hates doing nature stuff but only does it because his wife does. Certifiable wife guy.

[u/megatron37 → u/theycallmemorty]

He doesn’t care about stars and moon!

[u/PumpJockyTwerks4Tips → u/megatron37]

Going all the way to Alaska to see the sky be a different color for a few minutes

[u/SwordOfJiang → u/PumpJockyTwerks4Tips]

They went to Alpena Michigan too. I'm from directly across the state on Lake Michigan and heard that, was like "Alpena? Who's running the tourism scam over there?"

[u/PumpJockyTwerks4Tips → u/theycallmemorty]

Particularly funny since Bryan used to just go walk around boring-ass Columbus, Ohio, doing the same 10+ mile loop every day in all seasons. Seems like a perfect candidate to be a hiking guy, but that might put him too far away from places where he can buy Caramellos and ice cream sandwiches.

[u/PaigePoo → u/PumpJockyTwerks4Tips]

Not enough bathrooms in nature

[u/I_Must_Bust → u/PaigePoo]

On the other hand you can’t clog the whole woods

[u/Desperate_Scale_2623 → u/I_Must_Bust]

Beaver dam mode on a stream with a gigantic shit

[u/SwordOfJiang → u/I_Must_Bust]

I've been shitting at my town's convention center since the first few episodes, gotta say Bryan was really cooking with that tip

[u/kodokantacos → u/PumpJockyTwerks4Tips]

I always thought he would be a sick mailman

[u/Junior_Ad_3301 → u/PumpJockyTwerks4Tips]

Also, the convention center...

[u/PumpJockyTwerks4Tips → u/Junior_Ad_3301]

How could I forget the one-stop IRL stairmaster and industrial-grade toilet facility?

[u/Flat_Pineapple → u/PumpJockyTwerks4Tips]

Hey! There are many beautiful walks to take in the great city of Columbus, Ohio!!! - Ohio Guy

[u/Enough-One4975 → u/PumpJockyTwerks4Tips]

Hiking and street walking are often two different types of guys.

[u/shredtasticman → u/theycallmemorty]

Going to one of those stupid national parks or whatever

[u/I_suck_farts]

That hoodie looks cheap but I bet it was expensive.

[u/XGuiltyofBeingMikeX → u/I_suck_farts]

He pays a lot to look that cheap.

[u/bellri_zenam → u/I_suck_farts]

If he can't get his wife a fancy hoodie or fleece, I hope she at least has a few fancy hair straighteners

[u/DadJokesRanger]

A born Wife Guy and a Korn Knife Guy

[u/ugh_naught → u/DadJokesRanger]

that’s beautiful man

[u/daevrojn]

Biggest wife guy around

[u/YeeahBuoy]

I'm just glad he was finally able to take a vacation

[u/OMGWTFBBQUE]

How many caramellos do you think it took to power that hike?

[u/Sparks5538 → u/OMGWTFBBQUE]

I can only calculate in Hi-Chews.

[u/ugh_naught]

Am I crazy or does it not look coordinated at all? Lol

[u/nowahhh → u/ugh_naught]

I was going to say. Nothing about it is matchy-matchy. Bryan is purely bragging about his wife here.

[u/Mean_Garbage4308 → u/ugh_naught]

It’s Bryan we’re talking about here man

[u/boomfruit → u/ugh_naught]

What possible aspect of their outfits could he be talking about?

[u/PaleAstronaut5152 → u/boomfruit]

Theyre both purple.... ish?

[u/PumpJockyTwerks4Tips → u/ugh_naught]

Maybe Bryan is colorblind?

[u/fatdervish → u/ugh_naught]

He’s has such a talent for being just idk wrong? Lol I was looking in the comments to figure out what he could have possibly meant by coordinated.

[u/GoldenNeedles]

Couple goals <3

[u/pdx74]

I was just relistening to the origin story of his first anniversary gift song with the infamous "because I love yooooou" line this morning. 100% certified wife guy.

[u/gbcptg → u/pdx74]

what episode was this from again LOL. i have been trying to remember for months

[u/pdx74 → u/gbcptg]

It might have been discussed on an older episode, but the one I was listening to was the Guys+ from 12/26/25.

[u/gbcptg → u/pdx74]

thanks!

[u/TheRealTelegramSam]

(in the same cadence of "I tryy") My Wife

[u/PMURMEANSOFPRDUCTION]

What are they on some kind of team?

[u/GoinToShbooms]

Bryan be like

[u/fuzzwarrior → u/GoinToShbooms]

Prominent leftist right there.

[u/deafinitelyadouche]

Here!

[u/TurbulentCustomer151]

Certified Vacation Guys

[u/Pipeguy17]

I know this is from another podcast but this brings me joy

(Parasocial guys)

[u/chachiuday]

Bryan and his family have the insane facebook fake smile syndrome? That's more contagious than the woke mind virus.

[u/bagelwithclocks → u/chachiuday]

Brin doesn’t know how to smile.

[u/XGuiltyofBeingMikeX → u/bagelwithclocks]

He actually looks in pain here

[u/PumpJockyTwerks4Tips → u/XGuiltyofBeingMikeX]

I've meet him in person a few times. That's just how he looks.

This was back during the Street Fight days, but as a shy, introverted person Bryan is easily the most relatable "celebrity" I've encountered. Never seen a guy about to perform on stage look seem so uncomfortable just having a cig with his fans outside the venue. He was super nice about it, but you could tell he'd rather be literally anywhere else in the moment.

[u/KKJUN → u/PumpJockyTwerks4Tips]

He's really down to earth.

[u/Pipeguy17 → u/bagelwithclocks]

He just like me fr

[u/taRpstrIustorEmPtEuS → u/bagelwithclocks]

As a person born in Ohio I assure you that is just how we smile in pictures.

[u/RektInTheHed]

Guy Wives

[u/Pitiful_Ad2397]

Hell yeah wife guys

[u/No-Independent-226]

That is an awesome sweater that she’s rocking, and it probably cost way less than Bryan’s hoody.

[u/Malprin]

Glad to see he's taking some time off , well deserved 🎉

[u/TurkeyFisher]

Wife guys are like "does she have enough hair straighteners? Maybe I should buy her more."

[u/duomo]

Bryan got that Mr. Beast smile

[u/gaedra]

I thought the eyebrow piercings weren't real till this moment

[u/Ordinary-Rent-7032]

Couples coordinating outfits is the cutest thing ever

[u/Elegant-Set-8197]

It’s nice to finally put a face Behind the legend

[u/ryans_bored]

Finally a clear pic with his eyebrow rings.

[u/Prestigious-Focus572]

mr beast smile

[u/bonersaus]

Man.... my wife is kind of into Guys, and she got me a guys hoodie last xmas.

Then she got herself one. And one day I got dressed in mine and she came down wearing hers. If any of you mother fuckers catch us in the wild and try and post it here, its on sight.

[u/Ill_Sound_8669]

Better not tell the wi... no! Uhhhh I meant trade in your wif...... EGH!

It doesn't work.