r/MurderedByWords • u/SkullLeader • 7h ago

Cadet Bonespurs

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u/scarr3g 7h ago edited 6h ago

And even at the military school he was forced to go to, the medals on his Pic aren't his...

He borrowed them from others that actually achieved things that he didn't.

Just like the Nobel peace prize, he didn't earn, but has. And the FIFA peace prize, he didn't earn, but has. And the FIFA cup he didn't earn, but had. And the purple heart, he didn't earn, but has. Etc

Heck, I can't think of a single award, or prize, he has in his possession, or has had his picture taken with that he earned.

He didn't even get them as participation awards, because he didn't even participate.

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u/BradGunnerSGT 5h ago

Even his stupid golf trophies where he “wins” the senior tournament at his own private clubs.

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u/scarr3g 5h ago

Those fall into "bought not built" lol.

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u/Stormtighter 4h ago

How openly he just cheats on that one is pretty fucking hilarious.

People should read the yearly golf tournament champion story one.

He really is a fools fool.

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u/BigHeatCoffeeClub65 3h ago

Called Pele by caddies because he kicks his ball so often.

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u/Hardwired_lavamantis 5h ago

It's astonishing how cults can and do form around complete losers. Losers somehow brimming with confidence.

The cult members must be projecting something onto them in what passes for their "minds."

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u/maixmi 1h ago

so stolen valor from the start :D

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u/ThePaddleman 1h ago

I've been checking. Those aren't real medal ribbons in the pic. They're just some colors that an A.I. put together.