r/MurderedByWords • • 7h ago

Cadet Bonespurs

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u/Mangalorien 5h ago

For those that don't know, when commissioned officers in the United States military are promoted, during the first and second promotion (to 1st lieutenant and captain), the criteria is "all fully qualified". So while it's not 100% guaranteed it's pretty close, and usually around 98-99% of officers make those promotions. At all later stages (major and above) it's no longer "all fully qualified", but instead "best qualified", at a gradually decreasing percentage.

Donald Trump would be one of those few officers who would absolutely struggle to get promoted to 1st lieutenant, and with a very high degree of probability he wouldn't make captain. Every year in the military you get a written evaluation (FITREP), and in Trump's case he would almost certainly get the career ending version called "Do not promote". You only give out those for serious things like lying, falsifying official records, or failure to exercise basic personal accountability, i.e. things that Trump is widely known to do on a regular basis. It's even probable that Trump during his first command (platoon leader) would get "relieved for cause", which happens if a commander officially removes a junior officer from their position due to incompetence, toxic leadership, or severe poor judgment, i.e. things that Trump yet again does regularly.

An interesting aspect is that Trump could not currently gain a commission in any of the Armed Forces, since he has a felony conviction and would thus be immediately disqualified from becoming an officer (any active duty officer who gets a felony conviction is automatically fired). Trump is for the same reason prohibited from owning a firearm. Yet he somehow holds the nuclear codes. Make it make sense.

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u/Stormtighter 4h ago

The guy can't read or write. His degree was paid for at a rich kids diploma mill.

One of his professors called him the dumbest student he ever had.

He could not get thru the most basic officer school.

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u/TheAsianTroll 4h ago

Donald Trump wouldnt even make it through Officer Candidate School, even if he was still in the best shape hes ever been in.

You need to actually be smart to make it through OCS. Daddy would have to pay some friends to get Dodgin' Donny through.

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u/guyncognito420 4h ago

Struggle to get 1st lieutenant?? I think they would promote him so his troops would kill him

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u/Mangalorien 4h ago

When people mention fragging officers during the Vietnam War, Donald Trump is the exact kind of person that they are talking about.

As others have already mentioned, Trump would probably not make it through officer candidate school (he would never get admitted to West Point either).

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 3h ago

He'd fail SEER School, for a fact.

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 3h ago

Chump's troops would've fragged him, I firmly believe that.

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u/Atypical-lurker 41m ago

As someone who doesn't know, does the fruit salad (my father's name for it) have any basis in reality, and if so, what has he "awarded" himself?