r/MurderedByWords • u/Affectionate-Fix4671 • 4h ago

Reach to the moon, but miss the Strait.

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2.8k Upvotes

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u/Katicflis1 4h ago

Hes so fucking desperate to have a legacy outside of "pedophile buffoon shithead that started a war(when he said he wouldnt) + ruined the economy."

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u/speedotorpedo_ 3h ago

And he's not going to have another legacy. His legacy will be exactly what it is. And we need to ensure it is. Tear down the "ballroom". Tear down the arch. Repair the pool. And relentlessly shame and mock the fucker responsible.

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u/Epstiendidntkillself 3h ago

His Legacy.

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u/Sasquatch1729 3h ago

I remember when Obama called Kanye a jackass for making Taylor Swift cry at the MTV music awards. People were shocked, it made the news, some talking heads on the news called it "unbecoming" of the President.

Now the Americans get this out of their leadership.

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u/LupercalLupercal 2h ago

So you're saying it's Obamas fault for opening the floodgates?

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u/Impossible-Sweet2151 are... are you a communist?? 1h ago

Don't make me tap the sign.

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u/GaiusMarius60BC 18m ago

Yeah, I'm immediately stealing that flowchart! That is exactly how it goes!

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u/CarsCarpal 3h ago

Just like Jesus taught us.

Praise the Lord for President Drumpf and his bringing back Christian family values.

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u/BurntNeurons 2h ago

"Just gonna grab this one for later... you never know when you might need it..."

https://giphy.com/gifs/XatIdQKTrTaXnWAe1n

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u/hexregeneration 35m ago

Damn, I almost completely forgot about the "ballroom."

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u/BallSeaman 4h ago

he just has to brand it TRUMP MOON or MOON AMERICA.

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u/murder-farts 3h ago

M-O-O-N, that spells Trump!

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u/one_depressed_MF 7m ago

Bumpity, bumpity, bump.

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u/SenorEquilibrado 4h ago

The rest of the civilized world is basically mooning america right now, does that count?

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u/DoctorZander 3h ago

Or just THE AMERICA. "We landed there first, it should be named after us."

"The Moon" is far too Communist or something.

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u/Mean-Initiative-4491 1h ago

Google will add a moon to Google Earth and label it Moon of America within 10 minutes of the announcement, but everyone else will just see "Earth moon"

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u/Ferrous31 3h ago

A-moon-ica

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u/DaRudeabides 1h ago

Epsteins satellite

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u/granitegrl19 4h ago

I take it this clown had never heard of the International Space Station? Or the fact that other nations have landed on the moon?

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u/Zakluor 3h ago

He probably considers them trespassers.

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u/biznitch29 4h ago

Let's send him to the moon

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u/atwozmom 2h ago

I'd be willing to contribute to a gofundme.

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u/Fillyerboot 3h ago

No way carney said that. 

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u/ygkg 3h ago

Ya, zero chance this is real. Ok, zero chance the Carney quote is real. 50/50 on the trump part, sadly.

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u/OozingSubstanceRage 2h ago

He's far more diplomatic, he'd say it in French.

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u/InsomniaDudeToo 4h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/9V5dlBnbjrPcruCVE6
Dude is literally Bender from the Space Egypt episode and I’m tired of legacy media sane-washing it🫠

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u/Blythyvxr 3h ago

This is what I hear whenever I click a box saying “remember me”

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u/GrouchyLongBottom 3h ago

Pretty much. I remember how that episode ended.

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u/hateshumans 3h ago

The moon belongs to ignignokt and err.

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u/Gumbercules81 3h ago

Mother fucker couldn't fix a pool, why would you expect him to come through with anything else. It's a perfect analogy for how they're "running" the country

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u/NolanSyKinsley 2h ago

There are several international treatise that the US is signatory to that state that no nation can claim ownership of celestial bodies like the Moon, Mars, or asteroids. trump cannot do away with those by executive order as they were ratified by congress.

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u/Bleizy 2h ago

You're thinking of an alternate reality where that kind of stuff used to matter

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u/semi-proantfarmer 1h ago

Question. If someone sent a rocket at asteroid and slowed it down to be in a stable earth orbit could they claim it's theirs and mine it?

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u/Doo_shnozzel 4h ago

Why is carney lower case but Cooked upper?

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u/Slappy_McJones 2h ago

Fucking asshole. The Outer Space Treaty, signed January 27, 1967, by the United States, the Soviet Union (USSR), and the United Kingdom says that no one owns Luna. It’s time for Congress to start clamping-down on Don and the kids…

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u/one_depressed_MF 4m ago

Wake me when that happens, I'm exhausted.

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u/SaberReyna 4h ago

The fuck going on with that E in territory.

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u/Biscuits4u2 4h ago

Cool now where's the army on the moon to defend it?

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u/Contemplating_Prison 3h ago

Space force

https://giphy.com/gifs/jlSOXeQC1PXGM

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u/BaconThief2020 2h ago

Space Force exists because we're in violation of agreements to not weaponize space. Other country are too, so there's that.

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u/EntertainerNo4509 3h ago

His brain and soul are rotten to the core.

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u/Puckwallow 3h ago

Dude literally could not even fix a fucking pool. Moon might be a little much

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u/Mangert 3h ago

Why is Carney not capitalized but “cooked” is?

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u/Stan__Wright 3h ago

Carney's usually pretty judicious about how & when he insults trump. I'd need to see a better source for this.

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u/Bevester 3h ago

Ai slop, for shame

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u/Zak_Rahman 3h ago

I have heard Israelis claiming the moon for themselves recently as well...

Ethno nationalism is a mental illness.

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u/wenoc 3h ago

Fine. The sun belongs to Finland now.

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u/refep 4h ago

This isn’t real? lol

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u/Mysecretthoughts1000 3h ago

You just know he wants to send someone back to moon to put up a trump sign.

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u/Kooky_Nail694 3h ago

Carney never said that.

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u/Phazoni 3h ago

Let the space wars commence

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u/Waste_of_Bison 2h ago

I'm so tired of seeing patently ridiculous statements and going straight to the NYT because there's a chance it's real.

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u/Obelicia 2h ago

He couldn't even control the algae in the pool...

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u/Extra-Ad5925 2h ago

Carney did not say this lol

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u/Following-Complete 2h ago

There is big holes in the moon, so there is water in the moon, so there is fuel in the moon, so major powers try to claim the moon and they are ready to fight for it.

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u/aastle 2h ago

Trump couldn’t take control of the Reflecting Pool.

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u/Gathax 2h ago

Pure lunarcy.

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u/Wilbie9000 1h ago

I hereby claim the sun as my private property. But don’t worry, everyone will still be able to access it as long as they pay for a subscription.

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u/unbreakablebuffoon 1h ago

I called dibs on the moon years ago.

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u/horrendousacts 1h ago

I saw this garage band once called America Owns the Moon. Loved the name. Thought the music was okay I guess.

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u/Quantum_redneck 1h ago

"Torritory" AI garbage. 

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u/Reyking1708 53m ago

He peaked in the little rascals and knows he will never top it, but he can try

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u/0neAy0pen 39m ago

Guy can’t even fix a pool

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u/whupdedu 17m ago

It’s misdirection. He knows people get pissed off about this and forget about Epstein. Stay focused

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u/ramaru115 4h ago edited 3h ago

This is satire and never happened. Thought the slop was usually found on the c onservative subs

Edit: i meant Carney's response

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u/StonerStone420 3h ago

Umm actually. A quick search shows he did say this on September 6th

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u/grendel303 3h ago

Trump posted an image that read "the moon is ours."  Which led to a satire post about it now being US territory. 

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-moon-us-territory/

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u/Marikaape 4h ago

I am genuinely afraid that he will get his face etched in it like a coin, and we all have to have his stupid face hanging over us.

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u/Pass1928 3h ago

Don't give him ideas.

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u/tphillips5000 3h ago

I'm pretty sure this is what Majora's Mask was warning us about..

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u/one_depressed_MF 5m ago

He would do Mt. Rushmore,  he's said as much.

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u/monkeypincher 4h ago

There's enough shit to hate that scum fuck about but he never said "The Moon Is Now U.S. Territory."

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u/dmcent54 yeah, i'm that guy with 12 upvotes 4h ago

If you'd use Google before you comment, you wouldn't be wrong.

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u/monkeypincher 3h ago

I did...  https://www.yahoo.com/news/politics/articles/fact-check-trump-did-not-072538154.html

Unless I'm missing something that happened in the last month, which is possible.  I'm a simple man, when I see quotation marks, I figure that represents a direct quote.

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u/Bad-job-dad 4h ago

Oh, how I wish you were right.

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u/cryptotope 4h ago

The quotes - from both leaders - are fabricated.

Trump did post "THE MOON IS OURS" on Truth Social a few weeks ago, though,.

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u/incide666 3h ago

So, it's just fake shit and AI now?

Wonderful.