r/NFCNorthMemeWar • JoJo Poster • 1h ago

The Ol' Bait & Switch

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u/Paranoid_Android22 Uncle Candy 1h ago

Did you say switch….

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u/theflyingwedge 1h ago

I think I suddenly have a case of testicular torsion or something...

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u/Suds_McGruff 28m ago

Noice 👌🏼

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u/StakeESC JoJo Poster 1h ago

Please note this meme is not meant to defend Jacobs

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u/RainbowKooch 1h ago

We know👍🏻 at least the ones who see your posts often lol

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u/StakeESC JoJo Poster 1h ago

I felt like I had to make a pre-emptive comment before I received a lot of angry replies.

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u/BuzzLiteSmear I didnt even know he was sick 55m ago

Good move. I dont get why shit talking via current events is off limits... we give each other shit on here. Dunk on Vikes fans defending AP ALL DAY. I'll be there right with yall.

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u/Used-Hold1358 1h ago

That was just a kid so it’s fine

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u/Avidly_A_Dude 1h ago

Let he who has not beaten a kid on the dick and balls with a stick cast the first stone

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u/GermanBadger The Big Gs 1h ago

Our president has that same view

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u/According_Drummer329 1h ago

Fucking dying over here lmao

Also FTP 

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u/bobcharlie0 1h ago

First their best QB steals money and now this. Those damn vikes

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u/Paranoid_Android22 Uncle Candy 1h ago

Vikings are known for pillaging

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u/Kirk-Joestar Really? Right in front of my Will Reichard? 1h ago

Fran Tarkenton is our best QB. Yall should know that since you love NFL history so much

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u/drtrobridge 1h ago

Fwiw he's also a terrible person

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u/Kirk-Joestar Really? Right in front of my Will Reichard? 1h ago

Looking that up. Agreed.

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u/doned_mest_up 1h ago

Josh Jacobs should give a speech for this! Just the usual stuff: “He’s an inspiration on and off the field”, etc.

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u/OGPepeSilvia 48m ago

The timing of it all is odd. Maybe the Vikes were thinking the same thing, thinking they could get away with inducting him in with less backlash because people would be distracted with the Josh Jacobs thing

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u/Justis29 19m ago

I lived down the street when the love boat happened. Had some friends who worked on the boats a few years later. Most interesting thing that happened in Mound for a while

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u/LeroyDeth Skol Man 58m ago

AP is the worst of us. I'd rather see all of our divisional opponents win a Superbowl before AP gets a door held open for him.

A trash human being who shouldn't be honored by a literal piece of shit, let alone an NFL team.

An embarrassing moment from The Vikings, commemorating their last most embarrassing moment when they let him onto the field after seeing what he did to that boy.

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u/Middle-Outside-8222 22m ago

Dammit a wife beater and a child beater walk into a bar..

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u/R_G_FOOZ 1h ago

Don’t forget Vikings legend Darren Sharper!!!

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u/NeanderthalDad Packer Big Backer 1h ago

Let's not forget the Vikings "Love Boat" scandal or Randy Moss giving that female police officer love taps with his vehicle.

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u/StakeESC JoJo Poster 1h ago

Worst of all is Randy Moss' disgusting act on live national television.

Unforgivable.

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u/According_Drummer329 1h ago

What a disgusting act!

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u/TheWizardOfKoz5226 Mr. Malort Beef 2.0. NJ Cheesehead. Hot Piss Melts ICE 52m ago

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u/Haecede 36m ago

couldn't even beat a meter maid in single coverage

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u/Alarmed_Depth_291 Trust Ben’s Johnson 15m ago

I’m learning too much lore about NFC north players.

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u/BabaYaga02204 1h ago

Yeah cause beating your girlfriend is the same as spanking your child with a switch. 90s babies know this pain

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u/WI_Esox_lucius We need to talk about your flair 1h ago

Bro whipped a toddler till he bled. That's not a spanking.

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u/CaptainNicko83 1h ago

In September 2014, Peterson was indicted on a felony charge of injury to a child in Texas after using a wooden tree branch (a "switch") to discipline his 4-year-old son. The beating left severe cuts, marks, and bruising across the boy's back, thighs, buttocks, and scrotum.

If you know this pain, you were abused. Doesn't matter which decade you were born in.

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u/Upton4 1h ago

Yeah man. Beating your child (more than once) til they bleed… including in his scrotum area… you’re right, not the same.

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u/jraymcmurray King of Cheldorado 1h ago

Imagine how bad it had to be for a millionaire hall of fame running back to get brought up on charges in TEXAS. Our government will damn near over look anything domestic if you've got money and/or can move the rock.

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u/WI_Esox_lucius We need to talk about your flair 1h ago

Payback for playing his college ball at Oklahoma

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u/theebasedg0d 1h ago

Flair up our we’ll get the switch out for you

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u/jraymcmurray King of Cheldorado 1h ago

Imagine defending child abuse AND being a flairless bitch. Could never be me.

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u/energizerbunny11 1h ago

Your parents hit with a tree branch so hard that your scrotum bled?

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u/SecretSensay SKOL Vikes and Whoever is playing Fuck-Face Sean Payton 1h ago

I mean my parents definitely didnt have perfect aim when I got the belt, so I can understand how it happened.

90s were a ride man

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u/StakeESC JoJo Poster 1h ago

Jeeze, I'm a 90s baby and the worst I ever got was a cheap ping pong paddle that snapped before it could do any real damage.

That sounds like abuse dude.

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u/SecretSensay SKOL Vikes and Whoever is playing Fuck-Face Sean Payton 59m ago

Nah. I only got the belt 3 times in my life and all 3 were well deserved.

I usually got wooden spoons, until those broke. Then mom stutter ordering Pamper Chef and changed the game

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u/Educational_Fan4102 27m ago

1890s baby obviously. Mfer played the real Oregon Trail.

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u/Prince87Charming Ice can et fucked 1h ago

First: shut the fuck up Second: flair the fuck up

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u/StakeESC JoJo Poster 1h ago

Exactly why I had to make this comment lmao

Also flair up

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u/LowFlyingBadger 1h ago

Flair up pussy

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u/beershitz 48m ago

I’m sure there are 80 year old women right now making the reverse argument about getting hit by their husbands in 1965