I said NO reason, it’s a completely RANDOM compilation of players across the whole league. Don’t ask me WHY

What do y’all think?

HISTORIC

Thankfully I still have the opportunity to continue to laugh at the Kings. But let’s not take away your big moment!

Jello and ice cream for all

I am on vacation in San Francisco but I was enjoying the city a little too much so I boarded the Caltrain to experience the boredom of Millbrae. I fell asleep and only woke up when an odd looking man pinched my cheek and commented on my "age is only a number" shirt. I figured he was a regular gay tweaker and tucked my dick back in. A women had a young baby next to me and was rocking him to sleep. He came up and blew a vape in the baby's face. The women was hot so I stood up to him and started yelling. Mid rant, I had a moment of realization. I traced his nose.. "a-alex n..ned.. um.. I forgot your name.. haha.. I uh- r..remember you f-from the uh..uh penguins yeah the penguins!" At this moment our ripples touched and we began violently making out. The baby started crying but fuck them kids. I was getting on my knees when the train came to a stop and threw us both forward. Long story short, his dick broke off in my throat, the women performed the heimlich manuever wrong and broke my spine. Me and Ned are now in the hospital being treated for our injuries. I will never be able to walk again and he decided to go through with it and start HRT. He said the only way to repay me would be to give me his taxidermied wiener