r/NameThisThing • u/mervet_side • 12h ago

Name this

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585 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/Impossible-Agent277 12h ago

Rest In Peas

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u/Masherbakerboiler 12h ago

Mommy why does this bag of frozen corn smell like ass?

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u/Timely_Abroad_7697 11h ago

That's why mommy bought that specific bag. She's a cake lover

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u/vintageorbust777 11h ago

Kids don’t lie!🤣

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u/Affectionate_Fee_179 9h ago

If he had children he’d be a pop cycle

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u/jugcord 9h ago

Clever🤣

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u/619Dago1904 7h ago

Slab of meat

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u/PitifulApartment7909 12h ago

Cold Case

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u/nullpassword 11h ago

American healthcare.

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u/TranquilProgrammer 11h ago

The Canadian traveling experience

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u/ephemeralnotion 12h ago

TEMU Cryo Chamber.

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u/PermitEmergency5867 10h ago

This is getting my vote. Ingenious

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u/Far_Combination_4174 9h ago

🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

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u/Final_Pick9487 12h ago

David Blaine, the Temu version

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u/National_Fix_1481 12h ago

David Bland

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u/a_man_named_brian 12h ago

David Plain

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u/National_Fix_1481 11h ago

Damn! You beat mine for sure.

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u/a_man_named_brian 11h ago

😂All in the service of telling people that they suck.🫡

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u/Active-Rose-3673 10h ago

Great Value David Plain

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u/user-jc11111 12h ago

🤣😂

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u/feelingmyage 10h ago

That’s pretty cold.

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u/Peridot_Ghost 12h ago

Tuesday at Walmart.

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u/digitally_manic 10h ago

As a Walmart employee, shit like this doesn't surprise me anymore.

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u/legalizecannabis710 5h ago

My mom has worked for Walmart since 1994 and has told me some stories that would make the commoner throw up with disgust.

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u/Suspicious_Storm_630 12h ago

Budget Cryotherapy

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u/AtDeeze_Nutz 12h ago

Jus Chillin 😎

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u/Xarius86 12h ago

Vladimir Lenin Head Pop

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u/TSARINA59 10h ago

Or a Putin Popsicle.

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u/PrunePretend6206 12h ago

Arizona summer

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u/Catanbri 12h ago

I was gonna go with texas summer,but yeah I think Arizona has it worse

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u/Interesting_Net1297 12h ago

Brain freeze.

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u/Glittering-Page-2325 12h ago

More like body freeze

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u/Physical-Teacher6677 12h ago

More like feet please 🙏 😜

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u/Far_Web4062 12h ago

Chillin'

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u/GeraldByTheRiver 12h ago

James Franco waiting for the controversy to die down until he can launch his comeback?

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u/Just_Geoff_Chaucer 11h ago

yep, i clocked Franco as well

7

u/R0SSFR0MFRIENDS 12h ago

James Francold.

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u/xtreme_shot 12h ago

winter simulator

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u/Better-Ninja-1106 12h ago

No AC, No Problem!

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u/fpcreator2000 12h ago

The future by the pound.

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u/MCKNZ61 12h ago

Chilly Willie

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u/egggoboom 12h ago

Just chillin'.

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u/Jouhatsumori 12h ago

Rest in Peas

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u/Yaughl 12h ago

Jeffrey Dahmer‘s freezer

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u/Noktis_Lucis_Caelum 12h ago

Cold place on a hot day

1

u/spazz771 12h ago

The Okky Way!!! Don't forget the bev. !!!!

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u/BreakfastCalm3352 12h ago

Future drama

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u/DangerousRemote9496 12h ago

Delivery para canibal 🤷‍♂️😂😂

1

u/PDX_pot_pixie420 12h ago

He's a chill(y) dude.

1

u/casabel 12h ago

working summer in texas super market without AC

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u/adastraetreto 12h ago

Hurry up and buy

1

u/654342 12h ago

Cooler AIDS man

1

u/TheRealFalure 12h ago

Modern Mummy

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u/lighthouseperch 12h ago

Air-conditioneding broke down

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u/Klutzy_Cat1374 12h ago

1970s Sasquatch on tour at the mall.

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u/lighthouseperch 12h ago

Furnal home backup

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u/lighthouseperch 12h ago

Keeping my farts to myself

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u/sbush0216 12h ago

Encino man

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u/Unique-Reference-290 12h ago

Hope for a better future

1

u/lighthouseperch 12h ago

Surprise mother fucker

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u/lighthouseperch 12h ago

I wouldn't eat the ice-cream

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u/catablanka 12h ago

Virgil Van Diced

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u/External-Stranger801 12h ago

Cryogenics! Only 19.99$

1

u/catablanka 12h ago

Alexander ice-pack

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u/SafferSoldier 12h ago

Chilling...

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u/Noktis_Lucis_Caelum 12h ago

Attempting cryo sleep

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u/MissingExplanation 12h ago

If I die young, bury me in the freezers Lay me down on a bed of frozen burritooooos

1

u/Gullible-Side549 12h ago

Leave him he is hiding from his wife and kids

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u/Petal_14 12h ago

DiY Cryogenic...hope it comes with a backup generator

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u/Inevitable-Smoke3944 12h ago

Cross contamination.

1

u/NastyLittleBagginses 12h ago

The dude who's about to get a shopping basket full of canned goods dropped on his nuts from 3-feet up.

1

u/lighthouseperch 12h ago

My wife is a cold b....

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u/National_Fix_1481 12h ago

Cold case investigator

1

u/lighthouseperch 12h ago

Treating her the same way she treats me

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u/Feeling-Engineer421 12h ago

Being OUT COLD

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u/MR-Staypuft86 12h ago

Chilly Willy.

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u/Significantly720 12h ago

Cryonics on a budget

1

u/CorgiOrdinary 12h ago

Summer in San Diego 2026

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u/Fun-Customer-4493 12h ago

Florida man cold storage

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u/lighthouseperch 12h ago

Trying to be Canadian eh

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u/sjolmers 12h ago

Chilling

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u/MonkeyLips2026 12h ago

Homeless during an Arizona summer

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u/lighthouseperch 12h ago

Viagra didn't work

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u/MarcCouillard 12h ago

Dumbass? Seems like an appropriate name

1

u/Responsible_Mess_754 12h ago

Poor man's cryogenic chamber.

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u/David_cest_moi 12h ago

I grew up in Miami and we had a big (8 ft) freezer in the garage that we would jump into and "chill" on especially hot days or just when we needed a quick cool off. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Semper_Distans 12h ago

Jus' Chillin'

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u/lighthouseperch 12h ago

Farther fog

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u/gtp1977 12h ago

Chris Corn(ell) Dog

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u/PaulineIC1960 12h ago

The starving bride.

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u/Splitter63 12h ago

Expired beef

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u/arkinthehouse 12h ago

Frozen asshole.

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u/Wing_Man_69 12h ago

I thought they were afraid of ice??

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u/Fancy-Crow-7324 12h ago

Halloween Town Grocery Store

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u/mr-bookman129w81 12h ago

Seen at a chinese grocery store on the near east side of Cleveland.

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u/Disastrous_Beach6334 12h ago

Not my hungry man frozen dinner

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u/Specific-Cook1725 12h ago

Dearly defrosted

1

u/Chance-Bicycle1469 12h ago

just a chill guy

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u/BlackAngelP 12h ago

Hot Flash. 🤣

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u/TransitoryFeel 12h ago

Burrito Man

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u/Witty_fartgoblin 12h ago

Berts Frozen Arsehole

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u/yellowpu 12h ago

Like my Tater Tots.?

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u/Anarcho_Communists 12h ago

Corporates’ Meal.

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u/cbhbzb 12h ago

Mexican cryogenics

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u/Ambitious-Tooth1921 12h ago

Frozen Cannibal Treats

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u/TheDownLow63 12h ago

Uh, dumb af

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u/Careless-Fail-1237 12h ago

90 deg+ 100% humidity outside

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u/SavorySoySauce 12h ago

Wake me... when you need me

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u/Light1209 12h ago

Heatwave

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u/tclove9 12h ago

Health Department infraction.

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u/gandriede17 12h ago

The Future Soylent Green.

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u/Used-Helicopter2024 12h ago

Where is Waldo?

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u/mightyDblock 12h ago

Illegal.

1

u/EmptyBananaBags 12h ago

Influencers inconveniencing others for a photo op

1

u/Mean-Train-7658 12h ago

7/11 employee funeral

1

u/NewspaperNecessary16 12h ago

Just a chill guy

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u/Federal-Day-678 12h ago

Chris Cornetto

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u/WillingnessNeat8893 12h ago

Contaminated frozen food.

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u/dfigueroa78 12h ago

Just chillin 😎

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u/Optimal-Rub-8808 12h ago

No air conditioner at home

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u/redsensei777 12h ago edited 12h ago

Getting ready for medical school. As a cadaver.

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u/blinkyknilb 12h ago

Sanitary Violation

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u/MyPr0j3ct 12h ago

SpaceX Mars cryo Chamber

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u/obez25 12h ago

Nathan Young from the Misfits

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u/RPGGamer042 12h ago

Deluxe Dorkcicle

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u/Any-Relationship1451 12h ago

That'll last the whole family a week

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u/Longjumping_Soup_971 12h ago

Let's go to the Poundland System, my friend Lando Calrissian Runs a mining facility there...

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u/ponyboy56- 12h ago

A Dad popsicle

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u/shazoo00oo 12h ago

The Good Humor Man or Mr Softee

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u/New_Gas8951 12h ago

Summer, in the South

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u/Sharp-Ad-9423 12h ago

Frostillicus

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u/Aggravating_Mess_880 12h ago

bob nelson cryogenic pioneer

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u/CaptainM2M 12h ago

Kryo für Arme

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u/Safe-Ad1933 12h ago

Waiting for half-life 3 to come out.

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u/potato-dranik 12h ago

Cryocooler

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u/ZarosGuardian 12h ago

Rache Bartmoss' final resting place

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u/jdean22286 12h ago

Frozen bastard

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u/Solid-Sun2922 12h ago

Hurry up and buy

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u/Aggravating-Area-91 9h ago

I thought I was the only one who thought of this

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u/Nikita0822 12h ago

Orange flavor ice cream

1

u/Dinnite 12h ago

Summer goals in Texas...

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u/thisdudefromschool 12h ago

Mr freeze stepson, Pop ice.

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u/MoodClear 12h ago

Freezer POP

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u/franckdu62 12h ago

C’est une femme qui a voulu congeler son bébé et qui a pas mis le congélo assez fort

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u/Spare_Tumbleweed2267 12h ago

2001: A Space Odyssey - The Chef Sequel

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u/Joujou9_ 12h ago

Chilling

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u/sillymemaw 12h ago

Don't think I would shop there

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u/PJmichelle 12h ago

Han Solo

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u/erkose 12h ago

Contamination.

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u/ArnoldZiffleJr 12h ago

An arrest-able offense!

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u/FlunkyPunky 12h ago

Buddy Holly or anything Weezer related ig

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u/sookychick 12h ago

Wisconsin. No a/c . 112 degrees at 9:00am on a Wednesday.

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u/DCnHC 12h ago

Chudsicle

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u/luvechoes 12h ago

South African Summer

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u/Gethund 12h ago

Asshole defiling previously saleable products.

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u/hansioso 12h ago

Modern Show white

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u/ReceptionMoist3153 12h ago

Mr. Beast's next adventure

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u/Kind_Inside931 12h ago

Suspended animation

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u/curious_cat_nips 12h ago

Summer be like :

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u/Grand-Pop-3874 12h ago

Florida hot

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u/cAnDYmanBMF 12h ago

Unsanitary and disrespectful

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u/Halfsmile52 12h ago

If it’s real I’d call you a dirt bag for getting into food people want to buy

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u/redsensei777 12h ago

Real life model of Philip J. Fry from Futurama.

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u/User_-_-_Name 12h ago

Encino Man

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u/sweatybackpackninja 12h ago

A-la straight to jail

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u/klstopp 12h ago

Gross?

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u/scooby_2569 12h ago

Deep freeze

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u/Unlucky-Cup-5461 12h ago

Global warming refugee

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u/Tanuxxi 12h ago

Frozen human

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u/Healthy_Confusion951 12h ago

Hungry Man frozen dinner

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u/Silver-Meteor1115 12h ago

“Wake me when you need me”

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u/Old-Repair-6608 12h ago

Broke ass cryo therapy

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u/Sure-Artichoke-875 12h ago

Time out for papa